*a siren starts is heard throughout the household and red lights start to fill the room*
What the heck? I was sleeping! What's going- oh no. *gets out of bed and hides behind door* fuck! I forgot about the prank war!
*someone breaks open the door*
x_AnnieLeonhardt_x: Eli!
Annie? What are you doing here?
Annie: I'm here to kill Legout like you promised yesterday! Let's go before the rest start to set off traps!
Right! But first. *gets out Nerf guns and gives one to Annie* Protection!
Annie: thanks.
*Annie and Eli exit the room*
Reiner: FIRE!
*Bertholdt fires a cannon filled with feathers*
Duck!
*Annie and Eli duck and roll behind the sofa*
Annie: Reiner what the heck!
Reiner: Sorry but it is April fools day.
I know. I'm talking about the dress Reiner!
Reiner: oh. My clothes were too big so I had to take something out of Historia's closet.
And you chose a dress.
Reiner: its fancy.
Ok. Let me explain to the rest. *clear throat* Last night all of us changed gender. All the girls are boys while the boys are girls. How? We don't know, not even Hange knows.
Bertholdt: Um Reiner... We ran out of feathers.
Reiner: what!
Yes! Bye bye suckers! *reveals cannon filled with cheetos and shoots it*
Both: NO!!! *gets covered in cheetos*
Annie: Eliminated!
Reiner: Damn it!
Hey guys! Send a message to the rest. Tell them that the last boy and girl standing will be crowned king and queen of pranks!
Bertholdt: Sure.
Reiner: Let's go Berty.
Annie: oh this is gonna be fun.
Yep.
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Eren: How can you guys wear bras? Like how?
Mikasa: I don't know. We just do.
Eren: its so uncomfortable.
Mikasa: Get used to it.
Eren: nuh uh. I want to be a boy again- *gets pie in face*
Mikasa: EREN!
Armin: Ha! Bon voyage Eren! *aims slingshot*
Mikasa: Armin don't you dare!
Armin: Nope but a girl has to do what a girl has to do. *shoots Mikasa but misses*
Mikasa: Missed.
Armin: Did I?
*A trap is set off where a bucket filled with water drops on top of Mikasa*
Mikasa: ... I didn't see that coming.
Armin: Eli gave me that idea. After all, we did have a mini prank war between the both of us.
Eren: Mm. Apple pie?
Armin: Yep
Eren: Nice. *eats pie*
Armin: thanks. Anyways, have you seen Eli?
Eren: nope. I-
Ymir: FIRE!
Armin: Oh shoot! *ducks water balloon*
Historia: Damn it! *loads water balloon*
Ymir: More power Historia!
Historia: Got it!
Armin: Hey! No fair! 2 vs 1!
Historia: oh come on Armin. You're a Strong little girl. *laughs*
Armin: grr. Just because I'll 5'4 again doesn't mean I'm small!
Ymir: Yeah right Armin. Fire!
*Historia shoots multiple balloons at Armin*
Armin: No!
Fire!
*Annie and Eli start shooting at Ymir and Historia with Nerf darts*
Ymir: What!
Historia: Ymir duck!
Ymir: Too late!
*Both of them get covered in sticky nerf darts*
Eliminated!
Both: Damn it!
Annie: Where's Armin?
Historia: He's up there.
Armin: Hi! *waves*
You owe us one Armin for saving your ass!
Armin: Yeah! I'm just about to repay it! *shoots water balloon at Hange*
Hange: Damn it!
Armin: Now you owe me one! *runs away*
Hange: Come on! I didn't even get to prank Levi!
Annie: Too bad, so sad. Where's that brunette bastard!
Everyone: Eren?
Annie: no. Legout!
Everyone: Ah... We don't know.
Annie: tch.
Eren: what's her beef anyways?
Long story. Let's move Annie.
Annie: Alright.
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Marco: I'm scared Jean. I really hate April fools day.
Jean: Same.
Marco: Its even worse now since we're girls.
Jean: yeah. Look! Its Eli and Annie!
Marco: Isn't Annie in Canada visiting her father?
Jean: Other Annie Marco
Marco: Ah.
Jean: Let's see how they like chocolate pudding. *aims hose*
Lizzy: Oh no you don't!
*Lizzy starts shooting tennis balls at Jean and Marco until they are both covered with it*
Jean: Damn it!
Marco: I hate April fools day.
Arty: Nice one Lizzy!
Lizzy: thanks. Look! Its Eli and Annie!
Arty: Let's get 'em!
*Arty and Eli run after Eli and Annie but they fall on the floor*
Annie: Ha! Marble trap!
Works every time.
Lizzy: Damn it!
Arty: I should have expected that.
Who's left?
Lizzy: I believe Levi-
Annie: We took him down already.
Don't you mean her?
Annie: I don't know! This is so confusing.
It is but we got him!
Both: How?
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*Levi is hanging upside down covered in baby powder and tar*
Levi: How did I ever get into this mess*
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Both: oh...
Arty: Well I guess that leaves Armin and-
Marcel: Us both!
*Marcel and Jason come out with tennis ball launchers in hand*
Jason: Get ready to get owned!
Marcel: Don't hold back Jason!
Jason: Ok!
Both: FIRE!!
*Both start shooting tennis balls*
Annie run! Annie! Annie!
Annie: I'm stuck! *tries to move but tar prevent it*
Armin: No! *jumps off of roof*
Both: Armin!
Armin: Bon voyage suckers! *starts fire extinguishers and flies off covering Marcel and Jason*
Marcel: Damn it! So close! Nice job Armin.
Armin: thanks.
*helps Annie out* Thanks Armin.
Armin: No problem.
Annie: We owe you one
Armin: its no problem guys.
Marcel: So its between Annie and Eli now. Armin was the last one of of the boys who turned into girls.
Ah! That's right!
Jason: What about Sasha and Connie?
Everyone: Well...
--
Connie: *eating pie off of face* this is tasty Sasha.
Sasha: *eating pie off face too* Thanks. Peach?
Connie: Yep. Apple?
Sasha: of course!
Both: You know me too well
--
Jason: ah...
Annie: well...
This is where our partnership ends I guess.
Annie: I guess so.
Legout: nope! *shoots Eli in the face with a tennis ball*
What!- *gets knocked out*
Annie: ... YOU!
Legout: Hi Annie. I hope you're enjoying your day, without him.
Annie: IT WAS YOU! YOU CAUSED ARMIN TO FORGET!
Legout: Finally! Took you long enough. Sorry Annie but this is my battle with my dear brother. Goodbye, Annie. *shoots tennis ball*
Armin: NO!
*Armin pushes Annie out of the way and gets hit with the tennis ball. Armin then falls back and trips on the sofa, causing him to go backwards and falling on the floor hitting his head really hard*
Annie: ARMIN NO!
Legout: Oh shit!
Annie: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MESS EVERYTHING UP LEGOUT! WHY!
Legout: He he...
*Annie grabs her gun and shoots the floor boards under Legout to fall causing him to fall into the hot tub*
Legout: *spits out water* nice one Annie. I didn't see that coming.
Annie: blame Eli for not fixing the boards before.
Yeah. *rubs head* Thanks.
Legout: *comes out of tub* Now I have to change everybody back.
Everyone: huh?
You were the one who changed our gender?
Legout: yep.
Everyone: why!
Legout: I dunno. Hold up a sec. *turns on machine causing smoke to arise within the room. People cough and then smoke clears away*
*coughs* Legout what the heck was that- wait... My voice. Its back to normal! *looks inside shirt* I'M A GIRL AGAIN!
Eren: I'm a boy again! Thank you!
Legout: You're welcome.
Annie: Armin! *runs towards Armin* Armin are you ok! Armin!
Oh no...
*Armin lays there motionless*
Annie: Armin? Armin! Wake up damn it! Armin! ARMIN! *starts to cry* Armin don't do this to me!
Armin: Do what? *walks up behind her*
Annie: ARMIN! *hugs him*
Wait... If you're here then who's-
Arty: can I stand up now?
Everyone: ARTY?
Arty: *stands* yep.
Wow. Just wow.
Armin: thanks Arty-
*Annie smacks Armin*
Everyone: ooh! Armin's in trouble.
Annie: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING ME CRY!
Armin: *rubs cheek* Yeah. I figured. It was either that or the spiders.
Annie: I'd rather have the spiders- wait. You-
Lizzy: EVERYONE! Give a hand to our King and Queen of Pranks! Annie and Armin!
Both: What?
*Eli and Lizzy crown Armin and Eli*
Lizzy: until next year. So ALL HAIL KING ARMIN!
*Everyone claps*
Armin: I don't think I'm ready to be king yet but if its for one year then I'm fine.
Alright guys. I hope you enjoyed this little story. I missed the premiere of season 2 😭😭😭😭😭. STUPID NO WI-FI ZONES! Keep safe out there and have a nice April fools day!
Enjoy!