"So, where's her grave?" I ask Jason as we wonder aimlessly around the cemetery.
"Her what?" Jason asks stretching his muscular arms.
"Her grave? You know, place where the dead is kept?"
"I know what a grave is." He mumbles.
"Congrats. Now where is it?" I roll my eyes.
"How should I know."
"Considering this was your idea, I just figured. Sorry." Sarcasm dripping through my every word.
"You know, your witty comments aren't necessary.
"And I could do without you're perverted comments."
"It's who I am."
"Likewise."
I follow him through the musky and dark night. Everything was way too quiet for my own good.
"So, we just look around till we see her name?" I ask.
"Yup." He says popping the p.
I breath inwardly. This place is beyond creepy.
"Aww. Mimi, don't tell me your scared." He coos.
"I'm not." I stamper.
"Will it make it feel better if I take my shirt off?" He chuckles.
"Yes." I blurt. I quickly cover my mouth with my hands.
An expression of shock took over Jason's face.
"Well, if you say so." He says as he begins to strip.
"Wait!" I say as I bring my hands on his chest in protest. It was too late.
He smirks. "Well isn't this a position." He says close to my lips holding my hands in place on his bare chest.
"I-I." I stutter.
"You want a present, Mimi?" He asks me in his deep voice.
What?
"Don't call me--"
"It'll be great." He whispers seductively.
"Su-ure?" I stamper.
He looks at my lips and he moves forward.
What's happening?
"Is anyone here?" Was what a booming voice says.
A watch guard.
"Oh shit." Jason says as he grabs my hand and runs.
****
"You, are and an ass."
"Thanks."
"Like the biggest ass in the world."
"I'm touched."
"And smelliest."
"Creative."
"Like so stinky."
"You wanted to kiss this."
"I-I it was reflex."
"With your lack of experience? Doubt it."
"Shut up."
Jason and I are currently siting in the fetal position, hiding from a watch guard, behind a dusty grave--which by the way, coincidentally, is Gabby's-- in the break of freaking dawn, because Jason wants 'look' at a persons body. I knew he was attracted to corpse.
"I know with that creepy ' I-like-snelling- butts, smile," he whispers, earning a chuckle from me. "you're probably going crack another one of your necro-- jokes." He whispers, with disgust on his face.
"What on earth possessed you to make up such assumptions?" I gasped quietly, making sure it was as dramatic as I attended it to be.
"If you keep talking, your going get us caught."
"You mean if YOU keep on talking, YOURE going to get us caught."
"No, that's not what I mean." He smirks earning a glare from me.
"You know what, why don't you go kiss my ass." I say my voice beginning to raise.
He looks at me with serious eyes.
"Mi I need you tell me the truth.
I nod.
"when and where."
"You-you- panty sniffer!" I scream at him.
Jason bursts out laughing. "P-Panty sniffer." He chuckles catching his breath. "You're too cute." He says pitching my now red cheeks.
"Who goes there!" A voice yells in our direction.
"Aw crap." I mumble under my breath. "What do we do?"
"Keep quiet, and maybe he'll leave?" Jason asks.
"I don't think--"
"Oh, I got it."
"What?" I ask.
"Moan."
"Excuse me?"
"M-o-a-n." He spells.
"No-I- what?" I ask confused.
"Oh Mimi."
"Quit calling me that and I'm not doing that." I throw him a deadly gaze.
"Alright." He puts his hand up in surrender. "Follow my lead then."
He gets up and looks at the guard.
"Who are you?" The guard asks.
"I am Kyle David, of the GYIAP." He lies fluently.
"GYIAP?" The guard asks.
"Grave Yard Inspectors and Protectors."
"Never heard of em'."
"Of course not. Our branch is extremely confidential when working on cases."
"Who's the lady with you?" He asks pointing to me.
"She's my assistant."
"Her name?"
I stand up. "Um, my name is.." I look around at my surroundings. Trees. "Uh tree." I look at the puddles of water. "Tree water? No. Water? Ocean? Sea! Tree Sea." That makes no sense. "Tree sea, Tree sea, Tracy! My name is Tracy!" I yell with a proud expression on my face.
Jason snorts, quickly covering it up with a cough. I glare at him.
"Tracy huh?" The guard chuckles. He was an old man with grey hair and a grey mustache.
"What's you last name then?" He grins.
"Falls."
"Uh.. Oh.. Okay then?" The guard gives me a confused look.
"Carry on then." He says moving along the grave yard.
"Phew! That was close!" I say showing him a thumps up and smiling.
Jason let's out a booming laugh. "So fucking weird." He says cupping my face.
"What are you doing?" I ask him.
"I hate being interrupted." He says and he brings his lips to mine.
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Early update!!
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