You got to be kidding me... Oh hell no! I'm not doing that Legout!
Legout: Come on! Its a dare!
I am not flirting using crappy pickup lines.
Legout: Yes you are. Oh look! There's Eren and Mikasa.
No! I'm gonna die!
Legout: Do it.
Ugh! Fine! *starts to mumble and walk to Eren and Mikasa*
Both: Oh hey Eli!
*sighs, smirks, then leans against Eren*
Eren: uh Eli? What are you doing?
*clears throat* Mikasa, you may be #1 but you can rank me up anytime. Remember, Mikasa es su casa.
Mikasa: ...
Eren: Wow... Just wow. *claps slowly*
Eren, it must be stressful to plug up Wall Maria but you can plug up my hole anytime. (HELP ME!!!!!)
Mikasa: What!
Gotta go! *runs*
Mikasa: Come back here!
--
That was close. Oh look! Reiner and Bertholdt.
*both talking to each other*
Reiner! Bertholdt!
Both: Yeah?
Bertholdt, you must be smoking hot because I just melted for you. *winks*
Bertholdt: Um... Thanks?
Reiner! You're hard but I can soften you up if you like. *winks*
Reiner: As if. Are you trying to-
Its a dare.
Reiner: Then you're certainly not getting my vote.
Thanks. *pats back*
--
Ymir: I love you Historia.
Historia: I love you too Ymir.
Hey Historia!
Historia: Yeah?
Every time I look at you, I get lost in your eyes.
Historia: *blushes lightly*
Ymir: Excuse me!
Your nice blond hair reminds me of the nice warm yellow sun when it rains.
Ymir: Ok! That's enough Eli!
Tell me, why did Zeus let you go if you are the Goddess of all Goddesses?
Ymir: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD!
NO YMIR! ITS A DARE DAMN IT! *runs*
--
Jean: I swear Marco! Its true!
Marco: Not until I see it Jean.
Hey Jean!
Jean: What!
Are you a jockey, because I neigh for you.
Jean: Seriously?
I try. Marco! I know you're half a man but I can make you whole.
Marco: Aww! Thank you!
You're welcome Freckled Jesus. Ah! Sasha! Connie!
*both ignore*
Sasha: Ha! I win again! Victory!
Connie: Cheater!
Sasha: Its not my fault you suck at Mario Kart!
Sasha! It would be an honor to be a potato because I get to be gobbled up by you.
Sasha: ???
Connie: Ha! Nice one!
Connie, you're smooth, nice, funny that you can bump me any time.
Connie: Huh?
I don't know. Its hard to come up with originals.
Both: I see.
--
Armin: Annie! Don't eat too much!
Annie: Can't help it! I'm eating for two remember?
Armin: *sighs* I tried.
Arty: you tried. Pass me the salt.
Armin: Here you go. *passes salt*
Marcel: Pass me the pepper Arty.
Arty: Here. *passes pepper*
What are guys doing? Ooh! Is it Arlert night!
All 3: Yep.
Yes! I love it when you guys cook!
Armin: Thanks.
Arty: Its our specialty.
Marcel: hope your tummies are empty because we are preparing a delight.
Hope so... He Marcel.
Marcel: Yeah?
You must be adenine because I just connected to U.
All 4: Seriously...
Armin, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Armin: Yes... Yes it did.
I wasn't expecting an answer but ok.
Armin: And I wasn't expecting you flirting with me in front of my wife.
Annie: Just sad.
Did it hurt when you Bros Wall Sina because DAMN GIRL! Your ass is titanic!
Armin: Excuse me!
*Annie laughs*
See! She liked it!
Annie: That's corny as heck! I didn't even break wall Sina! Hilarious!
All 4: Keep saying that honey.
Arty, do you have trouble sleeping? I do, because I can't stop dreaming about you. *winks*
Arty: *blushes real deep* I- um- uh- well... Thank you.
You're welcome, now hurry up with the food!
Everyone: Will you stop flirting?
Yes.
Everyone: Then HURRY UP WITH THE FOOD ARLERT!
Arlerts: We're hurrying we're hurrying!
Damn... is it me or is it hot in here? Its probably just me.
Everyone: -_-
What? I wasn't flirting this time!
Enjoy.