Q: What being would you rather be if there are 'reincarnations'?
Todomatsu: A lovely, beautiful, and charismatic idol girl
Choromatsu: *sigh* i wish to be another human. And I REALLY wish I'm not related with those five....
Todomatsu: Says the the one who faps a lot
Choromatsu: RUBBING YOUR DIECK WITH UR HANDS WHILE READING PORN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
Todomatsu: oH MY GOD THATS A RUDE THING TO SAY TO A YOUNG MAIDEN
Choromatsu: yOUrE NOT A GIRL
Todomatsu: *animu gasp* jYUSHIMATSU-NIISAANNNNN *SOB*
Jyushimatsu: DISHONOR TO YOU *points at churro* DISHONOR TO CHUR DIECK
Ichimatsu: ....i wanna be a cat
Karamatsu: Really?~ Well I wish to be a handsome, cool pet owner!
Ichimatsu: can you not
Karamatsu: non
Todomatsu: Ichimatsu-niisan will be the grumpy cat that would appear on the headline of buzzfeed, "top 10 cats who's trying to ruin their owners' lives"
Ichimatsu: im not trying, dear satan. i will
Jyushimatsu: AN ALIEN
Choromatsu: JYUSHI THAT'S NOT AN OPTION
Jyushimatsu: BBBUT ALIENS
Choromatsu: nO
Jyushimatsu: HARDCORE ALIENS
Choromatsu: WHAT THE FRICK IS HARDCORE ALIENS
AND NO
Osomatsu: That's it, I got it!
Karamatsu: Have you thought of your being?~
Choromatsu: thERES NOTHING GOOD HAPPENED IF OSOMATSU-NIISAN ANSWERED THE LAST
Osomatsu: I want... to be a bird.
Ichimatsu: Thats... a bit normal than i thought it would be...
Jyushimatsu: BORING!
*turns on titanic song*
hahahahahha titan hahahahahha shit why am i making jokes about titan shit shiettt wrong account-
Osomatsu: I want to be reborn as a bird.
So that I'll be up in the sky...
stretch my wings so I could go higher....
able to peep into the girls locker as much as I want...
Choromatsu: *chOKED*
Osomatsu: oh fuck this imma kill myself right now
Ichimatsu: w-w-wait im supposed to be the emo one not you
Osomatsu: my apologies, my cute ichipine. but my death awaits
Todomatsu: oh my god nO
Jyushimatsu: nIISAAAANNN
Choromatsu: Goodness... how do you kill yourself anyway-
Osomatsu: *stripping Kara, revealing Kara's face tanktop behind the hoodie and sparkling glittering tight blue pantsu*
Karamatsu: whAT THE FUCK
Osomatsu: *dies*
Choromatsu: OSOFUCKINGMATSU-NIISAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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A/N
It turned into horror in instant just when I wanted to write an innocent QnA chapter *nervous sweating*
Well, all I can say is
if you go to the changing room
you'll find a bird fapping ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
can you imagine a bird fapping doe
do birds even have dicks
heh even horses and robots have dicks
fyi, i ship Osomatsu x Horse
ALSO LOOK, IT'S GRUMPY ICHICAT
KARACAT
JYUSHICAT
AND TODOCAT
I M T R Y I N G M Y B E S T O K
NOW I BID YOU ADIEU