Q: What's under Girls' skirts?
Choromatsu: nO STAPH DONT MAKE ME ANSWER
Karamatsu: Beauty.
Osomatsu: Under the skirt lies romance, hopes, and dreams.
Todomatsu: I refuse to answer.
Jyushimatsu: THERE'S PANTIES
Choromatsu: JYUSHIMATSU NO
Todomatsu: How about you, Ichimatsu-niisan?
Ichimatsu: .... I don't want to answer so bluntly, so I'll make a story about what's under girl's skirt
Osomatsu: a storY?
Ichimatsu: Man walks into a vagina, babies, regret, divorce, broken family, broken dreams, death, curtains, end.
Todomatsu: *chOKED*
.............
Jyushimatsu: *slow claps*
Karamatsu: *is crying*
Osomatsu: You should write smut. I'd read it
Choromatsu: stoP EVERYTHING
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I would give my entire life savings to buy some smut Ichimatsu wrote ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
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Osomatsu-san On CRACK!!
RandomIchimatsu: Tch, why do I have to do this shit.... Ehem. To all you weaboos who had clicked this stupid story, please enjoy your stay in this shitty Matsu Hell. Err, *reads script* Oh yes, and please don't lose your insanity here- Wtf? Who made this...
