Osomatsu: *spouting endless flirting puns* Ehehe~
Choromatsu: *is extremely pissed*
Osomatsu: Hey, hey, hey!
Choromatsu: Ugh, what?
Osomatsu: My dick is hard~
Choromatsu: My knife is sharp.
Osomatsu: ................
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A/N
Am I the only one who wants this to be in an episode.....
YOU ARE READING
Osomatsu-san On CRACK!!
RandomIchimatsu: Tch, why do I have to do this shit.... Ehem. To all you weaboos who had clicked this stupid story, please enjoy your stay in this shitty Matsu Hell. Err, *reads script* Oh yes, and please don't lose your insanity here- Wtf? Who made this...
