A/N
KaraJyushi ahead. I found this in a comic in pinterest, forgot what's its name :P
Also it fits both of them :v
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Karamatsu: Don't forget to open your fortune cookie! :D
Jyushimatsu: Okay ~ :D
Ichimatsu: Do fortune cookies really nessesary? Geez
Todomatsu: How did we end up in a Chinese restaurant in the first place?
Choromatsu: Ask Karamatsu. But he did say he won in horse racing
Osomatsu: fuck it, imma go eat these
Karamatsu: Shh! My little Jyushimatsu, what does your fortune cookie say?
*there's a piece of paper inside the cookie, written 'will you marry me?'*
Jyushimatsu: UWOHH??
Osomatsu: LOL GAY
Todomatsu: OH GOODNESS YOU ACTUALLY GONNA PROPOSE
Choromatsu: WHAT THE HELL KARAMATSU
Ichimatsu: oh my god
Karamatsu: STFU YOU SHITTY BROTHERS I KNOW YOU'RE ALL HOMOS TOO
Choromatsu: IM STRAIGHT
Ichimatsu: lol yeah right
Karamatsu: What is your answer, my lil Jyushi????!???!?
Jyushimatsu: yESSS!!!!!
Karamatsu: oH MY GODDDDD
*later*
Karamatsu: *sobs* hE MARRIED THE COOKIE, NII-SAN!! HE MARRIED THE COOKIE
Osomatsu: hahaha i guess u wont lose your virginity before us
Choromatsu: u brothers are the worst
Ichimatsu: I wonder when will juice boi fuck a cookie
Todomatsu: their making out part would be on the top ten of the hottest porn ever
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A/N
Oh, did I say smut? I mean hardcore yaoi ahead
oh, it's not hardcore at all? ok
what, im messing with you? nahh ur just imagining things
this is legit smut.
YOU ARE READING
Osomatsu-san On CRACK!!
RandomIchimatsu: Tch, why do I have to do this shit.... Ehem. To all you weaboos who had clicked this stupid story, please enjoy your stay in this shitty Matsu Hell. Err, *reads script* Oh yes, and please don't lose your insanity here- Wtf? Who made this...
