Ichimatsu: *prepares bed* finally.... bed time. I can escape this horrible day... Humans and shit, I've had enough... *sleeps*
*the next day*
Life: Wake the fuck up u lazy bones. It's time to work
Ichimatsu: ....wtf....? I just finished work yesterday!
Life: Well, 'tis very simple. You need to work more
Ichimatsu: Then when will my job be done?!
Life: When you're dead, obviously
Ichimatsu: ...........
*meanwhile, graveyard*
Ichimatsu: *dugs grave*
Life: u lil shit. come back here
YOU ARE READING
Osomatsu-san On CRACK!!
RandomIchimatsu: Tch, why do I have to do this shit.... Ehem. To all you weaboos who had clicked this stupid story, please enjoy your stay in this shitty Matsu Hell. Err, *reads script* Oh yes, and please don't lose your insanity here- Wtf? Who made this...
