Osomatsu-san On CRACK!!

Reincarnations

Q: What being would you rather be if there are 'reincarnations'?

Todomatsu: A lovely, beautiful, and charismatic idol girl

Choromatsu: *sigh* i wish to be another human. And I REALLY wish I'm not related with those five....

Todomatsu: Says the the one who faps a lot

Choromatsu: RUBBING YOUR DIECK WITH UR HANDS WHILE READING PORN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

Todomatsu: oH MY GOD THATS A RUDE THING TO SAY TO A YOUNG MAIDEN

Choromatsu: yOUrE NOT A GIRL

Todomatsu: *animu gasp* jYUSHIMATSU-NIISAANNNNN *SOB*

Jyushimatsu: DISHONOR TO YOU *points at churro* DISHONOR TO CHUR DIECK

Ichimatsu: ....i wanna be a cat

Karamatsu: Really?~ Well I wish to be a handsome, cool pet owner!

Ichimatsu: can you not

Karamatsu: non

Todomatsu: Ichimatsu-niisan will be the grumpy cat that would appear on the headline of buzzfeed, "top 10 cats who's trying to ruin their owners' lives"

Ichimatsu: im not trying, dear satan. i will

Jyushimatsu: AN ALIEN

Choromatsu: JYUSHI THAT'S NOT AN OPTION

Jyushimatsu: BBBUT ALIENS

Choromatsu: nO

Jyushimatsu: HARDCORE ALIENS

Choromatsu: WHAT THE FRICK IS HARDCORE ALIENS

AND NO

Osomatsu: That's it, I got it!

Karamatsu: Have you thought of your being?~

Choromatsu: thERES NOTHING GOOD HAPPENED IF OSOMATSU-NIISAN ANSWERED THE LAST

Osomatsu: I want... to be a bird.

Ichimatsu: Thats... a bit normal than i thought it would be...

Jyushimatsu: BORING!

*turns on titanic song*

hahahahahha titan hahahahahha shit why am i making jokes about titan shit shiettt wrong account-

Osomatsu: I want to be reborn as a bird.

So that I'll be up in the sky...

stretch my wings so I could go higher....

able to peep into the girls locker as much as I want...

Choromatsu: *chOKED*

Osomatsu: oh fuck this imma kill myself right now

Ichimatsu: w-w-wait im supposed to be the emo one not you

Osomatsu: my apologies, my cute ichipine. but my death awaits

Todomatsu: oh my god nO

Jyushimatsu: nIISAAAANNN

Choromatsu: Goodness... how do you kill yourself anyway-