Good morning America!
Everyone: Good morning Eli.
Everyone: Good morning.
*breaths in then out* Today is a good day. Today is great.
Armin: Well someone's in a happy mood.
Yep.
Too much in a happy mood.
Ah! dark_soul34! What are you doing here!
Everyone: You're in our house.
Sleepover remember?
Oh yeah! Oops, I forgot.
Eren: Someone probably dreamt with Armin again.
*everyone starts snickering*
*blushes* No I did not! I do not dream with Armin!
Everyone: Yes you do.
NO I DON'T!
Does this usually happen?
Everyone: Yes.
Hange: Eli Eli! I have a dare for you!
Oh no.
Hange: We dare you to write
Both: A smut scene!
Wait... A smut scene? 😏😏😏😏😏
Everyone: And we're out.
About who?
Hange: anyone!
Anyone?
Both: Anyone!
😏😏😏😏
Everyone: And we're out too.
I'll be right back!
*30 minutes later*
Done! Are you guys-
*Everyone stands up and leaves the room. Only Hange, Armin, Arty, Dark, and Eren remained*
Well... I didn't expect that.
Armin: So... What's the story about.
Eren: It better not be-
Levihan smut scene!
Hange: What!
😂😂 you said anyone so I wrote about you two.
Hange: ...
So... Let's start.
*Story mode*
Levi was in Hange's old lab doing his usual cleanup duties. It was cleanup day in the Scouts HQ and it was Levi's turn to clean the worst possible room ever, the lab.
"Tch. Disgusting." Levi said as he cleaned the shelves filled with potions and liquids and other science stuff he didn't care about. He never understood what Hange did and he didn't care, well that's what he thought. All the things he saw amazed him but he refused to show since feelings always ended up hurting him one way or another.
"Isabel, Farlan, I wished you were here too." He mumbled quietly.
"Levi!!!!!!" A familiar voice said.
"What is it four eyes!" Levi responded to the crazy scientist approaching him.
"What are Eren and Armin doing later today?" She asked.
"Pulling weeds." He replied annoyed as usual.
"Yes! You don't mind if I take them for experimenting."
"Tch."
"Yes!"
Hange has always been obsessed with titans, and now that she had two shifters in front of her she just couldn't keep her excitement in. Levi never understood Hange even after all these years if knowing that crazy scientist.
"Don't destroy them ok? We need Armin and Eren alive." He said.
"Sheesh! I know! Gawd! Its not my first time you know."
"Knowing you, its never an option to just leave you be."
"Hey!" She replied. "Oh Levi! Can you help me with an experiment?"
"What is it?"
"I want to free Ms. Annie Leonhardt from her crystal. I think now that we know more about the titans, we can break her out with a laser I'm investing in."
"Go on."
"Well I"
Have rambled in how the invention worked but Levi didn't pay attention to that. He gazed into Hange's physical features. Why now? He asked as the brunette girl talked. Why out of all things am I thinking about that. He was feeling different that day. He felt an urge that he couldn't resist.
"So can you help Levi! Levi?"
"Shut up four eyes!" He said as he pulled Hange down to his level. He may be short but he was strong, strong enough for a girl twice his size to fall for him, no literally. Hange fell and landed on top of of the small man and landed on his croch. She didn't know what he was doing but she didn't care. She fully accepted and pull down his pants and underwear revealing his-
--
Hange: That's it! I'm done! *walks away*
*laughs* Well that one way to get rid of her.
Armin: but how is that a smut story?
You wanna hear more?
Everyone: No!
Eren: We heard enough.
Yeah...
Whatever.
Enjoy!