Hey Legout! Come here!
Legout: Was up beautiful?
I thought I told you to stop flirting?
Legout: Can't help it. Its my nature.
Ok?... I have a dare for you.
Legout: Finally! Is it a juicy one?
In my opinion, yes. *whispers dare to Legout*
Legout: I do this every day! Easy as pie!
So do it!
Legout: OK OK!
-- Living room --
Eren: You wanna go?
Jean: Tch. Let's go brat!
Eren: F*ck you Jean!
Jean: F*ck you too!
Legout: Marco did you Jean, dont worry and Eren... You already know Mikasa did ok?
E+J: Wtf Legout!
Legout: its true. Mikasa did Eren while Jean did Marco.
E+J: F*ck you Legout!
Legout: Sorry but my body has been reserved so... *walks away*
E+J: ...
-- kitchen --
Ymir: HANDS OFF HISTORIA REINER! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
Reiner: ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT HISTORIA ALMOST LOST HER VIRGINITY! BLAME ELI!
Historia: STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU PLEASE?
Y+R: You stay out of this!
Ymir: F*ck you Reiner!
Legout: Bertholdt already did.
All 3: What!
Reiner: F*ck you Legout!
Legout: Sorry but this body is reserved for the best. *puts hands around Historia* Right honey?
Historia: *blushes lightly * um....
Ymir: Hands off! *pulls Historia away*
Reiner: F*ck you Ymir!!
Legout: Historia got that covered.
All 3: What!
Ymir: Oh really? When were you gonna tell me this sweetheart?
Historia: *blushes real deep* Um... Bye! *runs away*
-- Hange's Lab --
Levi: Tch. F*ck you Hange. I keep telling you to clean after yourself!
Legout: You got that covered right?
Levi: What did you say brat?
Legout: Dude? Didn't you already knock up Hange twice?
Levi: *blushes* NO!! WHY WOULD I DO THAT? F*ck off!
Legout: ok?
-- Living room --
Bertholdt: Berani is ruined. I'm never gonna get her back.
Reiner: Bert stop! Its Annie's fault that she chose Armin over you. F*ck Armin man! He's just a scronny brat!
Legout: He's my scronny brat. BTW, Annie been f*cked Armin up. Three times actually.
Bertholdt: *cries and runs away*
Reiner: f*ck you Legout!
Legout: Can't. I'm straight, not gay.
Reiner: I'M NOT GAY!
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So... How was the dare?
Legout: Fun!
More dares please?
Enjoy!