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It was like 9:30 or some crap and Endigo was watching TV with Kitcha on the couch. The lighting was dim. Kitcha didn't really care about the show, and he was kind of laying on Endigo's shoulder. Suddenly he got an idea. He remembered what Ice had told him about the dream ze had about the miso soup. The hair-dyed dude leaned over a little more, gradually looking more asleep. A few minutes passed, and Kitcha was getting really used to breathing half through of Endigo's clothes, like someone asleep would do. "Mmm, he smells like bread and anime duck feathers and new musical instruments..." Kitcha thought.
Endigo poked his friend softly in the eyelid. "Hhhheyyyyyy," he whispered. Kitcha responded with random, quiet noises. Endigo was convinced as butts that he was sleeping.
Kitcha got closer to him until he was basically on Endigo's chest. He made more random sleep sounds to stay convincing. Endigo thought it was frickin' cute and ran his hand through Kitcha's soft, turquoise hair. The dark-haired musician left a kiss on his more-than-friend's neck then slowly backed his face away. Kitcha licked his cheek. He decided it was time to 'wake up'.
"LOLz," said Endigo. Their bodies shifted and the couch made a couch sound in the dark room. "K-Kitcha, stop..." Endigo giggled as Kitcha continued to kiss him. He liked it, but it just tickled a lot.
"We should go... Uh, sleep," Kitcha said.
Endigo did a fancy thing with his eyebrow. "Together, of course."
Kitcha was all tired and weird. "To quote an L cosplayer, 'do me, Kira'," he almost slurred.
"Um, alright?... I'm not your Kira though, heheh."
"That's okay, he was kind of a hoe anyways. Killing people is not swag." Kitcha shook his head in a way that looked really cute.
"Yes, I agree, he was totally not def groovy at all," Endigo said, pretending to be a cowboy.
"Misa was MLG though. She had, like, ears or legs or eyelashes or something."
"Dude," Endigo said. "I think she had all of that... Didn't all the characters? Wait, don't most people??"
"Um... I think we're high," Kitcha said nervously but still high. "I don't know how, but we are."
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Deadmau5 was playing COD MW3 somewhere in the house. That's right, 'Cartman of Danger: Mr. Watermelon 3'. Snoop Dogg was playing beside him. He had his arm wrapped in some sort of green plant material and they were both peeling strips off and smoking it.
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"Y-yeah, I really smell weed," Endigo laughed for no reason. "We should go transvestite-gate... Um, I mean investigate. Heheheheheheh..." He suddenly got a text.
"Hoe plz, nobody says transvestite anymore... It's crossdresser. :P"
Endigo texted back, "LOL, Ice. Before you go back to Skril or yaoi or whatever, can u tell me where that pot smell is coming from?"
"I think it's Maw-5. He's got frickin' Snoop Dogg over, idk how he got here..."
"K lulz"
They went downstairs to see the Mau5 and the w33d 4nd th3 Sn00p D0oOgg.
"Dude, gtfo!" Endigo yelled at the high dudes.
"Fine, I'll just go live with SnoO00OoO00p DooooOoOOOo0000000gg then!!" Deadmau5 said, all stoned n crap.
They turned off the video game and stumbled out the door like drugged people probably do.
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Endigo and Kitcha wandered unknowingly into Ice and Skrillex's room. They were so high they could barely see.
Endigo pushed Kitcha onto the bed and put a hand up his shirt. "You're so hot that your eyeliner should have melted off hours ago..." He whispered into a lock of sea-green hair that covered Kitcha's ear. The shorter dude blushed.
Endigo was kissing him so much that he could have pulled out and eaten Kitcha's lip piercing without even knowing.
"Ay, what the frick hoes??!" Ice yelled at the musician couple taking up 2/3 of the bed and rolling over onto everything as they made out. "Get off of my Skril!!" Ze pushed the dudes to the floor.
"Thanks bb," the very cute dude in the skirt said, straightening his mascara out. His dress was on the floor and he had on one of Ice's more feminine shirts that fit him tightly.
"That blush makes you look so fricking cute. Work. It."
"Thanks bb," he repeated, adding, "Well, I guess that's one of the only things to compliment about my makeup, since you've already kissed all the lipstick off of me..." Skrillex blushed.
"Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnggggg room, sorry m8s..." Endigo said, sliding sideways down the purple wall he was leaning on. He didn't even seem to care that he fell right back to the floor.
"Dude, you're so f--king high... XD" Ice laughed.
"Hey Endigrope, we should go upstairs," Kitcha said to the high AF dude.
"Okay. Wait, did you just call me Endigrope??"
"Idk!!"
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Ice checked the clock after a few more minutes of talking about music with Skrillex.
"It's totes L8, m8... We should go to sleep and w8 for f8 to wake us up in the morning so u can sk8."
They got into their pajamas and shut off the light, letting the room become as dark as the early night sky. The moonlight through the window showed Ice's arms around the EDM producer's waist. Skril shifted to get closer to his taller bae.
They were almost asleep. The similar smell of each other was comforting...
But then a small thumping noise came from upstairs. It was easy to ignore at first, but then it got frickin' LOUD.
Ice was awakened and startled. Ze did an inhale shriek automatically, which woke up the cute, sleeping mess of EDM swag. He almost fell out of the bed, but Ice's arms were still around him, so he kind of hung off the side. The weight of the kawaii shawty pulled Ice down, making them both fall. A blanket collapsed on top of them.
It was way dark, so Ice touched Skrillex's face to find where he was.
"WTF is thaaaaaat???" The shorter dude whined, poking Ice's arm to the sound of the thumping so ze would know what he was talking about.
The demiboy lead hir boyfriend upstairs in the dark to find it. It came from one of the rooms, and the emo couple could hear Endigo and Kitcha. They were making sounds that were really 14+, or maybe 18+.
"Pr0n as frick," the colourful-haired dude whispered in the darkness.
"We should spy on them, LOL." The music producer felt like he was pranking someone at a slumber party. One of the best things about dating someone 11.5 years younger than him was that everything was all emotional and fun, just the way teens worked.
"Dude!" Ice laughed.
"Demidude! I'm gonna look through the crack in this door..." The fab shawty stared for a few minutes. "They're totally doing it," he whispered.
"Haha, I wonder if it's for a video, lulz..." The teen in the YOLO toque joked.
"#likeandfavourite ," Skrillex said, his deep brown eyes still glued to the scene of the guys 'doing stuff'. "You wanna look?"
"Nah, I still find it inappropriate to stare at naked people."
"They're under a blanket though."
"Meh," Ice shrugged. Ze turned around to creep back downstairs and Skril soon followed.
The bed stopped crashing against the wall at some point. "Aah, good job, Endigo-kun..." Kitcha sighed through the many layers of insulation, floors and walls separating him and the couple of musical guys with glasses who were back in their room.
"Hehehehheh... Do you dare me to say 'slut'??" Ice spoke quick and giggled ridiculously.
"Yeah, dude! Say it!! XD" the Skrilx LOLed as well.
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Endigo and Kitcha were done and totes ready to sleep.
"Hey Endigo," Kitcha spoke softly in the darkness. "Do you think anyone heard that?" He laughed quietly.
"Heh, probably not." The green-eyed dude reached over and touched Kitcha's blue-green hair.
Endigo sighed. He pulled the blanket closer to his babe. They both closed their eyes, hands still close to each other.
"SLUTS!! THANKS FOR KEEPING US AWAKE!!!!!1 HAHAHAHA!"
"('>~< \) ," Kitcha mumbled.