Zukki: Ed, do the all rights reserved part.
Ed: Why?
Zukki: Plz?
Ed: No!
Zukki:I guess someone is drinking milk today...
Ed: ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, ZUKKINITSU OWNS NOTHING EXCEPT HERSELF!!!
Zukki: Good boy . .......but your still drinking milk!
Ed:NOOOO!!
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Zukki: We are here with our first dare!! From Sandstorm_Alchemist.
Ed: What's the dare?
Zukki:*reads, then does evil grin*
Ed:....
Mustang: What's the dare?
Zukki:heehee...it's for Edo-kun~
Ed:*gulp*I-I'm ready...
Zukki: She's right though, it was bound to happen soon.
Ed:....What was bound to happen?
Zukki:Ed! You must drink milk!!!
Ed:*starts running*
Zukki: sigh...can someone go get him? Use this to catch him*passes a cage*
Scar: I've got this...*runs and cages Ed*
Ed: WHERE'D YOU EVEN GET THE CAGE?!
Zukki:*gets milk*
Drink up~!
Ed:*glares at milk*tsk...................cow juice.....*picks it up, hesitantly*
*Everyone leans in to watch this historical moment*
Mustang: He might...
Winry: Just drink it...
Gluttony: Can I have some?
Everyone except Ed:NO.
Ed:*opens cap*
Everyone:*leans in closer*
Ed:*puts to mouth*
Everyone:*Closer*
Ed*Drinks it*
Everyone:
HE ACTUALLY DID IT!!
SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE!!
HUGHES TAKE A PHOTO!!
OKAY!
ED, MAYBE NOW YOU'LL GROW!!!
Ed:S..sj..SHUTTUP......*trying not to hurl*
Zukki: That. Was. Awesome!!!
Trisha: He finally drank some.
Al: It's okay brother..*pats Ed's back*
Zukki: Well, since we only got one dare, let's have one more before we go!
Winry:I have one!
Zukki: What?
Winry: What if...*whispers in ear*
Zukki:*smirks* Awesome...
Winry: I dare Colonel Mustang and his team, except Hawkeye, to wear...miniskirts!!
Hawkeye:I would love to see that.
Mustang: That's absurd!
Falman:..I don't want to...
Havoc: But that's for women!!!!
Fury: Does that include me too?
Breda:I ain't doing it.
Zukki:All of you, and I'll make you wear them...
~10 minutes later~
Olivia(Armstrong): Huh, now that's for Facebook *takes a pic* this is going with Ed's milk face...
Mustang: Dear God...help us..
Havoc:....
Falman: Men...we've lost our dignity.
Breda:*trying hard to breathe in miniskirt* This is degrading...
Fury:...it's not that bad...
Zukki:*is laughing*
Ed:*snickers* Since Zukki is...busy, I'm gonna end this chapter
Send more dares and truths and you'll see them on this crackfic! And a special thanks to Sandstorm_Alchemist for her dare! Until next time! Now I gotta go clean my mouth,I taste the milk...