Crackfic for FMA!! (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Wedding Pt 1

(Angel and Angelica are two different people!!)

Everyone is sitting, waiting for them to propose.  Everyone is dressed nicely, even Mustang didn't wear a miniskirt. Zukkinitsu is preacher, asking the important question. Gluttony is sitting, waiting to eat while everyone is waiting for them to be legally married.

Zukki:Edward Elric, do you take Winry Rockbell, to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Ed:*grins* I do.

Zukkinitsu:Wen-Winry Rockbell.. do you take Edward Elric to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Winry:*smiles* I do.

Zukkinitsu:Alphonse Elric, do you take May Chang, to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Al: I do.

Zukkinitsu: May Chang... do you take Alphonse Elric to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Xiao-Mei:Mew!

May:I do.

Zukkinitsu:Then by the power granted in me by this crackfic and the powers of love, I bid thee, husband and wife. You may kiss brides!!

They kissed.

Everyone:BOOTIFUL!

I'M SO PROUD!

I WANT SOME CAKE!

YASSSSSS!

ISN'T WINRY TALLER THAN ED?!

Ed:Shaddup!

Al: Brother, you should start drinking milk.

Ed:#@$$#/^.... Anyways . didn't we have a song request by Angelica....?

Zukkinitsu:LET'S DO THIS!! I'LL NEED HELP TO SING THIS SONG!

Ed:Which song?

Zukkinitsu: Skatman-

Ed:Nope.

Zukkinitsu:*points to Gadiel, McClain, Marie, Angelica, Angel, Raven and Anna* Oi, you guys wanna help! ?

McClain:No

Gadiel:Ohkeh

Marie:Sure!

Angelica:Yeah! 

Raven:Cool.

Anna:Yes!

Angel:Awwww, yeah!

Galdiel:C'mon McClain...

McClain:Nu

Zukkinitsu:C'mon

McClain:.....

Angel:C'mon, don't be a McClain ..

McClain:I am McClain!

Zukkinitsu:Exactly!

McClain:.... fine. .

Marie:Yes, let's do this!

Zukki:~SKABADABADOODLYDABAFINGgindjknsdjsnskinommgkdundibididum. IM TEH SKATMAN-*dies*

Angel:She died....

Anna:Huh. .

Zukki:*gets up* ITS TOO HARDDDD!!

Angelica:I know .*insert evil laugh*

Galdiel:Lol

Marie:I'm gonna go find Al and Envy..

Zukki:Okay. I'm gonna go hang with Angel and Galdiel and everyone. Meet us here back here, guys!!

Marie:Kay!

Angelica:I wonder where Mustang is.....

Mustang:*comes over* Hey there.... you two girls wanna hang out with me? *points to Angel and Angelica*

Both girls:YES!

Mustang:Let's go .*gets both girls hands and lead them away*

Galdiel:... so both like Mustang?

Zukki:Yup. Hey, you guys wanna go see the cake?

Anna: What flavor?

Zukki:Each side has it's own flavor, sk ifs really big.

Galdiel:Let's go!

Raven:Kay!

Zukki:Here it is. ..

She shows them a big cake shaped like Alphonse's head.

Galdiel:Woahhh..

Zukki:I know, I had Izumi and Sig make it. 

Izumi:We're cool like that! 

Sig:*nods*

Breda:It's so big. .

Havoc:It really is....

Gluttony:I WANT IT-

Izumi:Touch it and everyone dies.

Gluttony:*backs away*

Falman:Oh gawd...

Ed: *is on stage*EVERYONE, WE HAVE A REQUEST TO SING A THOUSAND YEARS BY MARIE!!

Zukki:Alright.... everyone, get a microphone.....let's do this. ahem-

Dante:~YOu Know I caN't tAke-

Everyone:NO!

MY EARS! !

*Spongebob Guy: MY LEG!

MAKW IT STAHP!

Zukki: LEt's just enjoy the party....

Cupid Shuffle comes on.

Zukki:OOOOHHH, THAT'S MAH JAMZ!

Mustang:*Dancing with Angel and Angelica*

Havoc:*points to Anna* Your the one who dared them to drink the mix, right?

Anna:**nods*

Havoc: *grins*Let's dance...

Russell:Raven... let's dance...

Raven:*goes to dance with Russell*

Galdiel:McClain, let's go show our skells..

McClain:Skells ?....Fine.

Zukki:Envy. ..

Envy:Let's dance.

Everyone is having fun, until...

SOMEONE CRASHES THE PARTY! THE PERSON IS. ..

Medusa:Hello, everyone.....

Crona:I can't deal with parties...

Arachine:Humph....wimp.

Zukki:Oh no ..

OH NO-pssh, how darw they crash our party??!  Hey........you guys wanna kick ass? Tell me a power you got and you can help me fight.  Let's teach them no one messes with our fun!!