Crackfic for FMA!! (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Chapter. ....uh, something!

Zukki:Heyyyy, guys!

Ed:Hi!

Zukki:Welcome! \(^w^)/

Mustang: My miniskirts are cold...

Zukki:I know they are-(Spongebob voice) I HAVE AN IDEA!

Hawkeye:Oh no...

Zukki:Everyone is going to wear a miniskirt of their color!

*You all get your favorite colored miniskirt*

Galdiel:Cool....

Zukki:Cool indeed, cuz mine is blue and black, now, I have dares and such for everyone.

Ed:(=_=#)

Zukki:First!  We have a dare from Marie!!

Marie:Ed, Al and a third person has to go back to Yock Island.

Ed:What, why!?!?

Zukki: Ed, a dare is a dare.

Al:..............FAHK.

Zukki:Woah, Al, calm.

Al:Oh, sorry. (^-^')

Zukki:Its all good..... now, who's going to the island with them!?

Angel:Oh, me, me!

Zukki:Okay, we have a go!!

Ed:Do we-

Zukki:You can't use alchemy.

Ed: Damn...

Mustang:Ha ha-

Zukki:Mustang, you have a dare from Anna.

Mustang:...oh no.....

Anna: You have to drink two gallons of the mix without dying.

Mustang:(O_O)...WHY LORD!?!

Zukki:A dare is a dare.

Mustang:....Fine.

Anna:*Gets two gallons* Here

Mustang:*sniffs it, shivers, then holds it nose and drinks one*.......YES, ONE MORE TO GO-*dies*

Ed:....wow...

Zukki:Yup. Now, go to dock, we need to put you on that island!

Al:This is torture....

Zukki:...fine, you guys can go toward the end of the chappy.

Ed:Yeah-

Zukki:I did it for Al.

Ed:....You-

Zukki:Next!

Anna:I want you and Envy to kiss, ENVY, YOU HAVE TO MEAN IT!

Envy:*blushes*....fine...*looks at Zukki.with a smirk*

Zukki:(*_*) Uhm.... why are you staring

at me?

Envy:*walks over to Zukki and kisses her softly*♥♥♥♥♡♡

Zukki:(*//O//*)♡♥¤♥♡

Envy:*stops kissing and smirks, sitting next to Zukki* There. So, what's next?

Zukki:*is sitting in corner*.... Im pregnant...

Envy:WHAT, BUT YOUR A VIRGIN!!!... right?

Zukki:On a movie I watched they said kissing can get you pregnant!!!

Ed:Oh gawd....

McClain:Idiot..

Galdiel:I watched that movie too, I believe that. Zukki, your pregnant!