Crackfic for FMA!! (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Wedding Pt 2

Zukki:Why are you guys here? !

Medusa:I love to ruin things...and Arachine wanted to kill you from last time...so I thought, why not crash this party together?

Zukki: She's still mad about me trying to kill her?

Arachine: Of course I am!

Zukki:*shrugs* Sor-rry.....jeez.

Arachine:Oh. ..you will be......ATTACK!!

Both Arachine's spiders and henchmen come in, along with snakes.

Gadiel:...Zukki ...what did you get us into...?

Zukki: Well...she ate my cupcake, and I got mad.....

Angel:........

Ed:They're coming, lets do it!

Everyone gets in fight position and begin taking down the bsd guys, while protecting the cake. Mustang and jis team, Izumi,Al and Ed doing Alchemy, Winry and Pinako with wrenches.  Humunculi using they powers,etc...Gluttony eating them...ew. Everyone except. . McClain....

Marie:*animals come and begin attacking, including Alphonses cats*

Angel:*Kicks ass*

Galdiel:*...gets Neji's powers and begins palming bad guys*

Angelica/Zukki:*kills them slowly, watching them cry out for help as they realize their fate, while we brutally kill them, so mercilessly, and funly..while high fiving eachother.*MUHAHA-*

Raven:*kicks ass and breaks bottles with Angel*

Raven:*changes into Elephant and stomps peeps, then a tiger and pounce on peeps*

McClain:*..sits and eats a chicken leg, watching* ~Love this chicken from Popeye's~

Arachine:Ehehhehe.....you can never defeat me....

Medusa:Hmmm, looks like they're actually beating us...Crona...go help them out.

Crona:Uh...okay....

Zukki:This is fun!*gets jumped on by Crona*

Crona: Wahh-uh, sorry I can't land right ..

Zukki:*gets up* Its okay .....look, Crona, your cool.... .so why don't you join us and have fun. ...?

Ragnorak:Hmmmm, can we get cake?!

Galdiel:*nods*

Crona:auh.....uh..uh.....uh...

Zukki:Good, let's go!

Crona:But I didn't answer-

Zukki:Go kill bad men! *gets evil face*....or else. .

Crona:Y-yes, I got it!!

Zukki:Good....

Ed:There are too many! How dare they ruin our wedding?!?!?

Medusa:You madd, shortie?

Ed:SHUUDUP YAH OLD HAG!

Medusa:Make me!

Raven:Hey.....can't we just call DWMA so they can take care of this?

Zukki:YOUR Right! *Goes to mirror and contacts them* Lord Death?!

LD:Yo!

Zukki:We need the academys help!

LD:Comin Right over, we'll track your coordinataes!

Zukki:Thanks! !

Angelica:Are they coming?

Zukki:*nods*

Medusa:GIVE US THE CAKE!

Angel; Ayeee yoo..

Medusa:Not that kind of cake!!

Zukki: *gets bazooka*EAT THIS!*shoots*

Medusa and Arcahine dodge the attack.

Zukki:Damn....

Maka:We're here!!

Soul:Let's do this!

Kid:Ugh.....oh, the cake is beautifully symmetrical! !

Tsubaki:It does look nice..

Patty:Metal Man cake!!

Liz:That's weird cake...

Black Star:BWHAHAHAH-

Zukki:Enough introductions,more defeating!!?

Maka: Got'cha, c'mon!!

Angel:Let's help them!!

They begin to fight the idiot intruders, winning the fight easily.

Arcahine:*glares*....you meddling kids-

Zukki:THIS NOT SCOOBY DOO!

Medusa:Humph....those alive, retreat!! We'll be back-

Zukki:Like hell you Will! !!*jumps to where Medusa is and kicks her*

Soul:...how did she..

Medusa:*kicks me off*

Eveyone...RETREAT!

Zukki:Yeah, you better run!!

Arachine:Bitch.

Zukki:WHAT?!

Arachine:I said mitch.....

Zukki:Thought so...

The villains retreat, and everyone go's back to normal.

Ed:Jeez....they almost ruined the wedding. ..

Zukki:Sig, Amrstrong...take care of the wall please

Armstrobg:OF COURSE!!

Sig:*nod*

Zukki:Thanks!  Now. .you DWMA students wanna stay for the party?

Maka:Sure!

Zukki:Let's do this....*gives everyone microphones* WE GONNA SING GREATEST LOVE BY WHITNEY Houston!

McClain:im not....

Zukki:...fine, yah poo head. AHEM!

~I BELIEVE THAT CHILDREN ARE Our FUTURE~

Mustang:~Make them wear miniskirts to be awesome~

Hawkeye:~Show them all the beauty they posses inside-

Zukki:Im bored.

Marie: I had a feeling.

Zukki:Hmmhhm...we should have some cake!!

Galdiel:Yis!!

Zukki: Sorry if you didn't gwt a good chapter....but, the next chapter might be the last.....Sorry. I SAID MIGHT, so calm.^v^ But id it is.. I hope tou enjoyed it. In the comments, leave dares and what you liked best about the party and this crackfic. Until then...

Everyone:BBBBByyyyeyeee!!

Zukki:And thanks for he support, now let's eat some cake! 

And so the wedding ends with everyone eating a piece of Al's armor head, which he finda creepy. The En-

Zukki: This isn't a Disney Movie!!

Sorry, well, as Zukkinitsu says, see y'all later.

Zukki:Now your talkin!!