Crackfic for FMA!! (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Envy is an ass.

Envy: Why is that the title?!

Zukki: I'm pissed off at you.

Envy: Why?!

Zukki:I watched episode 10 again...

Envy: So?

Zukki:..it was the episode..where you killed Hughes!

Envy:Crap!

Zukki: You little bitch, killing innocent people,eh? I should kill you slowly and painfully....you worm.

Ed: Oh no...

Hughes:Zukki, remember, I'm right here...I hate the guy too, but I'll need you to calm down....

Zukki: Once he's dead,I will...

Mustang:*puts on gloves* He does deserve to die....

Al:I understand...but this has gotten out of hand...

Zukki:*turns into Spartan*

Envy: This is madness!

Zukki: Madness...? This. Is. SPARTAHHH!!*kicks down random hole*

Winry:...what?

Zukki: There. Jeez, I'm seriously pissed at the twerp...

Rose: Why don't we get to the dares..?

Zukki:...fine. From-

Ed: Uh, you might wanna change back into your hipster outfit.

Zukki:Oh, okay*changes back*

First, from HaloAngel122, Armstrong, put on a mini skirt!!*gives him a blue one*

Armstrong:*puts it on*MY MUSCLES ARE SO WONDERFUL THEY ARE SHOWING AS I FLEX!!

Zukku:Hmm...get Envy. Armstrong,when the music plays,twerk.

*pulls Envy from hole*

Envy:What is it now?

Zukki: *plays We Can't Stop*

Armstrong:*Twerks* SO MUCH BEAUTY!!*cries*

Envy:MY EYES!!

Everyone:*wearing shades*

Zukki:Ahhhh......good times. Gluttony,put on a black miniskirt and twerk,amd I'll give you a big,juicy steak-

Gluttony:*is already doing it*

Envy:NOOOOOOOOO-*dies*

Zukki:Humph, that's what you get turd.

Ed: Wow.

Izumi: She definitely gets it from me.

Ed: That's terrible!

Zukki: Lol! Anywayzzz,listen you all. This is top secret information!!! Next chapter,will, and I repeat,will, be the last chapter. We're having a party so give me your names and you are all invited. There will be a sequel,I promise. I had so much fun making this and involving you guys, and thanks for the support. I luv you all!  But I am working on a new story  called Eli Elric. Not Ellie,Eli like, The Book of Eli. Please read it and give support. Also, thanks. Your comments and votes...just for reading this. Thank you. Sayonara, until next chappy!