Crackfic for FMA!! (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Crackfic for FMA!!

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Ed:.....what's a crackfic?

Zukki: It's a fanfiction where anything can happen

Ed:Oh dear God...

Zukki;*smiles evilly*oh yes...

Al: So what are we gonna do?

Zukki:*shrugs*idk...I'll ask the readers for some dares. But since I'm starting this now, we'll do it by spinning the bottle.

Mustang: Seems legit...

Zukki: First tho, we bring back those who have died!!*brings back Hughes, Nina, Alexander,etc..*

Hughes and Nina: Hey guys!!*gets glomped by everyone*

Ed: Thanks Zukki...why do you have that evil look in your face?*shudders*

Zukki:I have plans....TIME TO SPIN THE BOTTLE!!

Envy:Lemme spin it!!

Zukki: Sigh...fine.

Envy: Okay!*spins it, lands on Envy*

Zukki: Truth or Dare, Envy?

Envy: DARE!!

Zukki:*laughs maniacally*

Envy: No-I take it back!! Truth, TRUTH!!

Zukki: Can't switch...

Envy: Damn....

Zukki:I dare you to let everyone beat you up for killing Hughes.

Everyone:YEEEAHHH!!

Envy:...........fine.....

Everyone:*kills Envy multiple times*

Envy:...huff...huff....Ouch....why you.......

Zukki: I'll spin!!*spins and lands on Havoc*

Havoc: Truth.

Zukki: Is it true that you have a crush on Falman?

Falman and Havoc: What?!

Havoc: NO!!

Zukki:aw........denying it makes it more obvious...

Havoc: Dear God...

Zukki: Next!!*spins and lands on Zukki*

Ed: Hah!

Zukki: Dammit..

Ed:Truth or Dare?*smirks*

Zukki:.....dare-no-

Ed: Sorry, dare it is. I dare you to TELL IZUMI SHE'S OLD AND MEAN!!

Zukki:.....gulp!!

Izumi: Huh? I heard my name ..

Zukki:...I-i-i-i-Izumi....y-your ...OLD AND MEAN.

Izumi:...*smiles gently than turns into Evil Izumi*

...repeat that....again please...

Zukki: Oh gawd...

*After a few minutes of being beat up*

Zukki:...huff..huff. ....until...next time.....I need to go....to the hospital...I think she broke my arm....send me your dares and truths or requests and well try to do'Em all!!!

Everyone: See yah!!!!