Crackfic for FMA!! (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Pt 6

Zukki:Hiiii! Someone do teh copyrightss!!

Dante:-Zukkinitsu owns nothing but herself.

Zukki:...y..thanks Dante...

Dante: Humph..... whatever...

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Zukki: HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!! Hello everyone! I hope everyone had an awesome Christmas! And....

Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!

Zukki: Yeah!

Ed: Yeah, now let's do this!

Zukki: Okay!*reads mail* Okay, we have one for Envy!

Envy:........what is it?

Zukki:Ahem!!*reads like the narrator is some guy with a really deep voice* It's from Sandstorm_ Alchemist...Your mission/dare, is too transform into something more...manly, for our readers.

Envy: Your voice is creeping me out.....but..okay...lemme think..

Armstrong: TURN INTO ME-

Everyone:NO!!!

Ed: It's enough handling one of you.

Armstrong:Humph....how mean!

Zukki:hmmm...oh! Turn into BRUNO MARS-

Envy:NO- I'm turn into.....Robin Thicke*changes and starts singing Blurred Lines*

Zukki:Oh Gawd.....

Ed:*punches Envy*

Envy: Okay, okay..ok..jeez....

Zukki:...ONTO THE NEXT MAIL!!!

Ed: Read away!

Zukki:*glares at Ed*Are you telling me what to do... ?

Ed:*trembles*N..no..I was just agreeing with you...

Zukki:..*smiles brightly*Okay!

This one is from HaloAngel122, she asks Ed, what was the biggest lie you've ever told?

Ed:hmm.....it was probably when I told Al that we were gonna bring mom back.

Al: He's right if you think about it..

Trisha: Why'd you tell your brother that?

Ed: In a way,I kind believed it myself, so I guess I lied to both of us...

Zukki:..wow....your a big fat liar .....if you became a homunculus..I'd call you Deceit or Shortie.

Ed: WHO YOU CALLING-

Zukki: WHO ARE YOU YELLING AT-

Izumi: STOP.

Zukki:..okay

Ed:.....

Zukki:I forgot the other question....

Ed: That's as sad, your irresponsible....

Zukki: SHUTTUP!

Ed:Whatever.......

Ling: Happy New Year, everyone! 2014 is going to be a good year!

Zukki: Yeah!! I can feel it!! But before you go...EVERYONE HAS TO SING A PART OF ROAR!!

Ed:Ohhh...why?!

Zukki: Cuz I want everyone to be able to Roar in 2014. Sjo their voice and stand tall.

Ed:...fine...

Zukki: I'll start!!

~I use to bite my tongue and hold my breath~

Ed: Scared to rock the boat and make a mess~

Winry: So I sat quietly..agreed politely-

Ed: Wait!! 

Zukki:Aww, what?

Ed:I need to ask Winry something..

Zukki: Why do I have a feeling I know where this is heading?

Ed: Winry..we've been friends for a long time now...and 2014 is the new year...and I want us to be...more than friends...Winry...Will you marry me?

Winry:*blushes*Ed...I..I will!

Al: This is a good enough time than any...May...... I love you alot.. we haven't known eachother too long, but I feel like I've known you my whole life...Will you marry me?

May: Alphonse..yes! Yes I will!!

Trisha: My boys are growing up..

Hohenhiem: I'm so proud...

Zukki:Awww!!!! That's so......ADORABLE!!

Izumi: Seems they've grown..

Sig:*grunts and nods*

Mustang and everyone: FINALLY!!

Zukki: Lol!! That concludes our holiday special. Happy New years, everyone. I hope 2014 is the year you shine! Goodnight everybody!!

Ed: Thanks to my readers, followers, and everyone who has been there for Zukki for the past years, including family and friends!! Thank you!