Zukki:Happy Valentine's Day everybody!
Ed:Yea,happy....Valentine's.....?!?!
Zukki: What's wrong Ed?
Ed:...I forgot to get Winry something...
Zukki:....your dead meat. I'll need a mini coffin-
Ed:SHUTTUP, AND I'LL GET A BIG COFFIN!!
Mustang:Give her a miniskirt!!
Zukki:.....let's go to the store...and I hope your not getting Hawkeye a miniskirt....
Mustang:...I'll go get my wallet.....
Al: Wow brother....you messed up big-time.
At the Flower store around my block....
Cashier:Hi there, choose anything you like!
Ed:Uhh...uhh....ACHOOO!
Zukki:BWAHAHA, HOW ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO GRASS IF YOUR SO SHORT-*Ed hits her with right arm*
Owwwwwwwww....
Ed: That's what yah get yah little.brat!
Mustang: Excuse me, do you have an extremely rare fetish for miniskirts?!
Cashier:Uh........
Mustang: THAN LOOK NO FURTHER, MY YOUNG MAN!*pulls out blue miniskirt from.....somewhere?*
Cashier: (O_O).....uhhh...thanks?
Al: Sigh, can I purchase these?
Cashier: Yeah sure....
Zukki:Uhh, are those for Mei?
Al: No, it's for brother and Mustang...I already got my gifts, so I'm just buying flowers for them to give the girls and a box of chocolates for Mei....
Zukki: With who's money?!
Al:*eyes shine*....with their credit cards......
Zukki: Sniff....I've taught you well, my young Padawan!
Ed:Huh?
Zukki: Nothing, to the store!
After an annoying car drive of listening to us sing Wrecking Ball but changing the lyrics.
~ Zukki:
I've eaten my sandwich on the train but, it fell in the ground.
I tried to do the 5 second rule but, someone stepped in it.
Don't you ever say, that it's just a food,
I care for that thing like life
I cried all week, but no one cared
Because,I ate ask their pastrami...
I just wanted a friggin snack!
Ed: Sit up plz, you annoying old hag!
Zukki: SHUTTUP Ed your mad cuz your short!
Mustang: Someone plz buy a miniskirt!
Al: My ears....
Zukki: Sorry,I was im a great for words, and thought if this amazing song!
At the store
Mustang:Hmm...these balloons are nice.....I'll get four.
Ed: I'll get 2...
Zukki: I'll get 5 so I can use the helium to make my voice high....
Al:*face palms*
Zukki: Lastly,a ballon ride and a romantic dinner at the beach that features chocolates and candles,a wonderful starry night ....and a condom.
Ed:*blushes*WHAT!?
Zukki:Oh come on..like you haven't known this whole time, even Al knows!!
Al: Yeah brother....Zukki showed me all about Valentine's Day!
Ed: My poor brother!!
Mustang:HAH, I'LL FINALLY HAVE SMEX WITH HAWKEYE-
Zukki: No you won't. A classy lady like her has standards. And since you wear miniskirts...you might have a 40% chance with her.
Mustang: .......DAMN!
Zukki: Alright, I've texted Winry to meet Ed at the beach, and Mustang, you go to park where Riza is waiting, you'll go on a hot air balloon through town....Now go, get ready!
Ed:Uh-yeah! Thanks guys, and Zukki, I'm not doing that!
Mustang: Thanks-
Zukki: Do not wear a miniskirt.
Mustang:...fahk. Fine, happy Valentine's Day!
Zukki:...we've done good Alphonse. Now time for you to bring Mei to the ball to show her that romantic dinner and dance!
Ak: Yea...... bye than!
Zukki:....I hate Valentine's Day.
Envy: Are you busy?
Zukki:Huh? Oh, no...just hating Valentine's Day...
Envy:.....maybe I can help you like it.
Zukki: Yeah, sure-*kissed by Palm Tree-Envy* (O///O).......
Envy:...that make you feel better?
Zukki:..I love Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day everybody!
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Crackfic for FMA!! (Fullmetal Alchemist)
FanfictionIt's truth or dare for the Fma characters!!! What'll happen?! And will Roy and Ed get together!? C'mon and find out!! Completed.
