Ian :)
Natalie......
I hope you're awake.
It's 2pm there. You should be awake by now.
Please answer me.
I need to ask you something.
Me
Hey, Ian x
What's up?
Ian :)
What's this?
Me
Phahahahahah!!!!
She actually messaged you?!?!
Ian :)
Wait, you knew about this?
Me
Well, yeah. How else do you think she got your number?
Ian :)
Why did you give her my number?
Me
Because she and my sister wanted it.
Ian :)
Why?
Me
So that they could interrogate you.
They were gonna do it eventually. Might as well get it over with.
Ian :)
What about your dad? Will he interrogate me too?
Me
Nope. He's about a thousand times more laid back than Mum and Sas. You don't have to worry about him.
Ian :)
Okay. Any tips to pass their test?
Me
Just be your usual honest, polite, charming self.
Just not too charming. They're both in long term relationships and I don't think my dad will be laid back for long if you steal mum's heart.
Ian :)
Why would I need her heart if I already have yours? ;)
Me
Who said you have mine?
Ian :)
Well then, let me rephrase that.
Why would I need her heart when yours is already in the mail office, waiting to be delivered to me?
Me
Well that delivery will stay in the mail office if you don't go back and speak to my mum ;)
Ian :)
Noted. I'll talk to you later. xx
Me
Bye xx