Steve has created a chatroom.
Steve has invited Thor, Bruce, Tony, Clint, Y/N, Nat.
Steve: Good job guys! We completed the mission sooner than expected.
Tony: Do I get a gold star?
Steve: Ha. Ha. Ha.
Bruce: I hope Sam and Bucky aren't having a rough time locking up our new villain.
Nat: What was their power anyway?
Thor: Lady Y/N, did you not get hit with a blast of magic? Did it affect you?
Y/N: Nothing happened. It's pretty odd. Which villain blasts people with... nothing? And then starts laughing madly.
Clint: You should still go for a checkup.
Thor: I will consult my brother on this magic that is ... not magic?
Steve: Thank you, Thor.
Clint: Tell Loki I said stop drinking all the damn coffee!
Y/N: And tell him to stop using my favorite mug!
Nat: Tell him to stop sending Peter and I spider memes or we will wrap him up in a web and hang him to the outside of the jet!
Thor: Why not just add him to the chat and tell him that?
Tony: Never. Again.
Y/N: ... Yeah. He's not welcome here anymore.
Thor: What did he do?
Bruce: Please. Don't talk about it... It still haunts me.
Thor: As you wish. Farewell.
Thor has left the chat.
Y/N: Well. I'm going to bed. Goodnight!
Steve: Goodnight, Y/N.
Clint: Nightie night.
Tony: I'm going to bed too. Nobody leave the chat though! We can talk in the morning.
Bruce: ... Why didn't you stop Thor from leaving then?
Tony: I'll add him in the morning.
Bruce: Mhmm.
Tony: What?
Bruce: Oh, nothing.
Tony: I can feel your judgement through my phone.
Bruce: When will you forgive Thor?
Tony: HE STRUCK ME WITH LIGHTNING!
Bruce: It was a mistake.
Nat: No, it wasn't.
Tony: BRUCE, SEE I TOLD YOU!
Bruce:
Tony: My suit is ruined!
Clint: SHHHHHHH. Y/N IS SLEEPING!
Tony: YOU SHHHHHHH!
Steve: Go to bed, Tony!
Tony: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Steve: You just said you were going to! I'm just reminding you.
Bruce: Tony is such a 6 year old.
Tony: At times, yes. Bye Steve. Goodnight Brucie. Sleep well Nat.
Clint: What about me...?
Tony: Noted.
Clint: Whatever.
Nat: I have to go check on the twins. We were gone for a week, you know.
Clint: WAIT FOR ME!
Nat: We are sitting next to each other.
Clint: ...
Clint: TO WANDA!
Nat: AND PIETRO!
Steve: I guess I better make sure Sam and Bucky aren't getting into any trouble.
Bruce: And I will check on Vision. Tony, I know you're not asleep yet so you're reading this; you're a bad parent.
Later...
Y/N: Is anyone awake?
Y/N: I don't feel too good.
Y/N: I'm going to see Helen. Come find me in the morning.
The next morning...
Tony: Good morning! What a lovely morning. The sun is shining, the bird boys are chirping! I'm making some coffee. You guys want coffee? Shall I order some bagels? Or maybe fly us to one of my private islands and have breakfast together?
Clint: Who is so cheerful... in the morning? Make some coffee for Y/N, Nat and I!
Tony: No missions = No Rogers. Sure! Where is Y/N btw?
Steve: Good morning to you too, Tony.
Tony: I forgot you were still in the chat...
Steve: What happened to Y/N?!
Tony: Don't know. I asked Dr. Cho if she saw her but she never pitched up and I checked her room, not there either.
Clint: COULDN'T YOU HAVE SAID THAT FIRST INSTEAD OF BEING A LITERAL RAY OF SUNSHINE?!
Nat: Okay. Why was my sleep interrupted because of Steve running around and screaming for Y/N?!
Clint: NAT, OUR ADORABLE Y/N COULD BE DEAD!
Clint: I trade Pietro's life for Y/N. He was dead once so it's fine.
Nat: I'll get Thor!
Steve: I CAN'T FIND Y/N!
Thor has joined the chat.
Thor: Lady Natasha has informed me about the situation. I did not think the magic would take effect so soon. Do not worry, I have consulted my brother and Lady Y/N is fine but before I explain... Is everyone calm?
Tony: NO WE'RE NOT CALM!
Nat: OUR PRECIOUS Y/N IS MISSING!
Clint: TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW!
Steve: I should not have turned off my phone... I could have helped...
Tony: This is YOUR fault!
Steve: She took that blast to save you! It's yours!
Y/N: hjvi yreujdflp fkme f
Nat: Where are you?!?!
Clint: TRACE HER PHONE!
Bruce: Okay, whose cat is currently eating all of my favorite cereal?!
Steve: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR STRAY ANIMALS, BRUCE! READ THE CHAT.
Bruce: It has Y/N's phone, it keeps tapping it. She is not going to be pleased when she sees all the scratches on her phone.
Bruce: It has the same eye color as Y/N... And the fur is the color of her hair! This is so peculiar but this cat reminds me of Y/N.
Thor: That is because... it is Y/N.
Clint: GAAAASSSSSSSSSSP
Tony: I... what. No. I'm going back to bed. This is all a bad dream.
Clint: 🍩 🐝 🦁 (donut bee lion)
Nat: This is a prank, right? You're joking, right? My lovely Y/N is not a cat, right? RIGHT?
Thor: I am not joking. The "magic" has turned her into a cat. Don't worry; Loki is working on a way to turn her back to normal.
Tony: Ladies and Gentleman, may I present the latest member to our team, Agent Cat. Powers: Shedding. Hair balls. Cuteness.
Steve: Take this seriously!
Tony: I am but... BRUCE TAKE PICTURES OF Y/N!
Bruce: I already took around 40. I am taking more.
Y/N: swef klewjfr
Bruce: So cute. Do we have any cat food?
Bruce: SHE HAS RUN OFF!
Tony: Which way did she go?!
Bruce: Towards Clint's room. I'm going to go buy some cat stuff. Don't know how long Y/N will be a cat for, best be prepared.
Bruce has left the chat.
Clint: Omg
Nat: What?
Clint: Bruce was right.
Clint: OW SHE SCRATCHED ME!
Tony: Cats and birds don't really get along, huh?
Steve: Can we all meet in the kitchen? Clint, bring Y/N.
Clint: She got away again... BUT I AM IN PURRRRSUIT!
Tony: Lure with catnip.
Clint: I have yarn.
Clint has left the chat.
Thor: Soft kitty,
Nat: Warm kitty,
Tony: Little ball of fur.
Thor: Happy kitty,
Nat: Sleepy kitty,
Tony: Purr Purr Purr.
Steve: Cut it out! Thor go fetch your brother! Tony, grow up! Nat, you're okay, carry on.
Thor: Brother Steven is not a very happy kitty.
Thor has left the chat.
Tony: Favoritism! She took part too!
Nat: I'm innocent.
Steve: No she didn't.
Tony: It's right there!
Steve: No?
Tony: Bruce wouldn't treat me like this.
Tony has left the chat.
Nat: I'm going to go help Clint.
Nat has left the chat.
T'Challa has joined the chat.
T'Challa: You know, on my rare visits I don't really expect to see most of you be mauled by a cat, which by the way is extremely adorable.
T'Challa: Now Vision, of all people, has been bested by a cat.
Steve: That's Y/N! Where is she?
T'Challa: As of now, she has fallen asleep in my arms... I did not know shape-shifting was a power of hers.
Steve: It's not. Don't let Y/N go! Where are you?
T'Challa: The roof.
Steve: Why are you on the roof...?
T'Challa: Sam was telling me of the time Scott broke into the base.
Steve: SCOTT DID WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T SAM TELL ME? HE ACTUALLY GOT PASSED SAM?
Sam has joined the chat.
Sam: Oh hell no.
Sam has left the chat.
Pietro has joined the chat.
Pietro: Tell T'Challa to hand over the cat! It's my turn! I want to pet it!
T'Challa: Tell Pietro that I don't care.
Pietro: Clint was right about you.
T'Challa: He was right about you, too.
Steve: That cat is Y/N!
Pietro: ...
Pietro: Nice try, Cap!
Clint has joined the chat.
Clint: Y/N won't let me pet her💔
Clint: How come T'Challa isn't being scratched?!
T'Challa: I am the chosen one.
Pietro: Wait that's really Y/N?!
Steve: Yes.
Pietro: Even as a cat, she is still so purrrrrfect.
Clint: Stop it.
Pietro: I hope the pawpawrazi don't see this.
Clint: Seriously. Stop.
Pietro: Meow, meow. That's no way to behave.
Clint: Don't make me spray you with water!
Pietro: Hiss!
Steve: If everyone can just stay where they are, I'll see if Thor found Loki.
Steve has left the chat.
Bucky has joined the chat.
Bucky: LET ME PET Y/N!
T'Challa: No. She is fast asleep. I will not hand her over.
Bucky: This is not fair. What makes you so special?!
T'Challa: Jealous, are we?
Bucky: Answer my question!
T'Challa: Perhaps another time.
Bucky: We have all been scratched! Except you!
T'Challa: Do you really think she wishes to be treated like an actual cat? She is probably scared and you're not helping. All this chaos is causing her to lash out.
Bucky: I understand now.
Bucky: You're a cat whisperer.
T'Challa: And you're an idiot.
Bucky: You cause me mewsery.
T'Challa: Unfurrrtunate. Thor's brother is here. Y/N will be back to normal soon.
T'Challa has left the chat.
Pietro: What a meowvelous day.
Pietro has left the chat.
Bucky: Meownificent
Bucky has left the chat.
Clint: Fur real.
Clint has left the chat.
Loki has joined the chat.
Loki: What a CATastrophe.
Loki: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
Vision has joined the chat
Vision: Banned.
Vision has banned Loki.
Vision: :)
Vision has left the chat.