A/N: Warning: Wade is in the chat, so...
Y/N has created a chatroom.
Y/N has invited Peter, Loki, Wade.
Y/N: I am bored. What are you guys up to? Any pranks?
Wade: I'll show you.
Y/N: pls no.
Wade: Peter take a pic of me.
Peter: We're in the same room. Do you have to ask over the chat?
Wade: I'll pose so that it looks it was taken without me knowing but we both know that's not the case.
Loki: Mortals.
Wade: How do I look?
Wade: Wait, let me take off my mask.
Loki: I've never seen you without your mask before...
Wade: Does it look like I don't know you're taking the pic?
Peter: Here.
Peter:
Loki: WHAT IN THE NINE REALMS? WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS CREATURE?!
Wade: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, UNI IS BEAUTIFUL!
Loki: I DON'T MEAN THE UNICORN!
Y/N: Wade, looking good as always.
Loki: He looks constipated.
Wade: To answer your question, I am having a lovely evening in.
Wade: With the Unicorn.
Loki: How disgusting! You dare fornicate with a stuffed animal?
Wade: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T FUCKED A HORSE, SO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE!
Loki: BLASPHEMY!
Peter: But you did...
Y/N: I remember Thor telling me a rather strange story involving Loki and a horse...
Loki: DAMN YOU ALL!
Loki has left the chat.
Wade: I love pissing him off.
Wade: Excuse me.
Y/N: Where are you going?
Wade: It's time Loki meets an old love.
Wade has left the chat.
Y/N: It's a good thing Wade can't die.
Peter: Are you still bored?
Y/N: Not when I'm talking to you :)
Peter: Do you think Steve would mind if I came over and hung out? You know, since Wade ditched me.
Y/N: Why would Steve mind? You don't need his permission.
Peter: I know but he's really protective over you.
Y/N: He's still butthurt after the whole, uh what are people calling it now?
Peter: A Civil War.
Y/N: Oh yeah! Since you sided with Tony.
Peter: But I would have never hurt you!
Y/N: You and I were on opposing teams and we had just met. Steve and the rest didn't know that.
Peter: I took a hit that was meant for you from Vision in front of Steve and he and the rest are still on edge when I'm around you.
Y/N: Wait, you did what?!
Peter: Nothing...
Y/N: Peter Parker, don't you EVER get yourself hurt trying to protect me.
Peter: I would take a flying truck from Scott to the face for you! Haha, you know, cause he threw one...
Y/N: PETER. Now is not the time for jokes!
Peter: I wish I could see you right now, you look so cute when you're mad.
Clint has joined the chat.
Clint: Hello youngsters WHAT THE
Clint: Y/N, MY CHILD
Y/N: I'm not ...
Clint: YOU ARE YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE AND I VIEW YOU AS SUCH NOW SHUSH.
Clint: JUST WAIT TILL I TELL YOUR OLDER SISTER, WANDA.
Clint: AND YOUR GRANDPARENTS, STEVE AND BUCKY.
Clint: YOUR UNCLES, SAM AND SCOTT, WILL NOT BE PLEASED TO HEAR THIS.
Y/N: HEAR WHAT? WE DID NOTHING WRONG, CLINT!
Clint has added Steve, Bucky, Wanda, Sam, Scott.
Peter: I'm scared. So scared.
Clint: HE'S CALLING Y/N CUTE.
Clint: WHY NOT BEAUTIFUL? OR ETHEREAL?
Peter: I think Y/N is those things!
Clint: Then say it.
Peter: Y/N I think you're beautiful and ethereal 💙
Y/N: NO DON'T MAKE IT WORSE PETER, YOU'RE FALLING INTO HIS DAD TRAP! but awwww omg thank you!!
Clint: HUH! SEE! SEEEEEE!
Y/N: Told ya.
Steve: You got a job, kid? What's your plans for the future? How many kids do you want? You okay with NO kids? Would you build a house with your bare hands for Y/N?
Peter: I'm still in high school Mr. Rogers...
Bucky: I don't trust him, Steve! I don't! He caught my arm! MY METAL ONE!
Peter: To be fair, it was in self defense!
Y/N: Whoa, Peter. I didn't know you were that strong.
Sam: Nice going, Bucky! Now Y/N is impressed!
Wanda: Maybe we are being too harsh to Peter?
Scott: Is Peter allergic to ants?
Peter: I'm terrified now.
Y/N: Scott. Don't. You. Dare.
Wanda has added Pietro.
Wanda: Brother, tell the others that they are being impractical.
Pietro: ... Father?
Pietro: HELLO, MY FATHER!
Clint: You are no son of mine!
Pietro: But Wanda is like an adopted daughter to you, yes? And she is my sister, yes? That makes me your son, yes? Since I am her brother, yes?
Clint: Yes!
Clint: I mean no!
Pietro: I am only joking :) It is okay. I know how you feel.
Pietro has left the chat.
Clint: NO, MY SON, COME BACK! I FEEL BAD NOW!
Clint has left the chat.
Wanda: Sometimes I am glad to have made a new family with all of you... But other times I am not. Too much weirdness.
Wanda has left the chat.
Peter: Ummm Y/N, I think it's best I don't visit today.
Y/N: No! You are coming over. Steve, Bucky, Sam, Scott. You will NOT do anything to Peter! OR ELSE.
Sam: Or else what?
Bucky: Ooooh I am so scared.
Y/N: :) You'll see.
Y/N: Peter, Tony will let you know where I am when you reach the base. I have some thing to take care of.
Y/N has left the chat.
Bucky has been disconnected.
Sam has been disconnected.
Scott: OMG
Scott: WHAT DID Y/N DO TO THEM?
Scott: I DON'T WANT TO DIE
Scott: I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS
Scott has left the chat.
Steve: Listen, kid. Before I leave to rescue Bucky and Sam, I just want to let you know that we welcome you to the team and we have nothing against you for siding with Tony. It's just that, Y/N was always the youngest member and we grew to be very overprotective. Don't take it personally. We just don't want Y/N getting hurt.
Steve has left the chat.
Peter has left the chat.
Pietro has joined the chat.
Pietro has added Wanda, Vision.
Pietro: I have finally lost Clint.
Wanda has added Clint.
Pietro: BETRAYAL!
Clint: My son!
Pietro: Leave me alone, old man!
Pietro has left the chat.
Vision: How rude of him to address my future father-in-law like that.
Wanda: I don't think Pietro likes you that way.
Vision: Wanda... That is not what I meant...
Clint: YOU LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE!
Clint has added Tony.
Clint: KEEP YOUR SON AWAY!
Wanda: Here it goes, again.
Wanda has left the chat.
Clint has left the chat.
Vision has left the chat.
Tony: I have no words.
Tony has left the chat.