The signs reactions to meeting Satan:
Aries: This is where I deserve to be *heart eyes*
Taurus: Hey buddy it's nice to finally meet you, let's be friends and roast people :) literally.
Gemini: And I thought Death Valley was hot...
Cancer: Hello darling, I've heard so many bad things about you. Well so do people about me, so we'll get along real well
Leo: How's my soul doing? Did you get Lauren's too? She sold hers yesterday but ik the mail service is pretty slow...
Virgo: Can the Brendon Urie transformation start now?
Libra: The worlds fucked up thank you for bringing me to a better place
Scorpio: *hands Satan a pen* Can you sign your name on my arm? I'm going to get it tattooed :3
Sagittarius: The rent here better be more cheaper than my old New York apartment *rolls eyes while carries a whole box for fan merch*
Capricorn: Yo is there free wifi down here
Aquarius: It's hot down here, can you turn on the A/C pls thanks
Pisces: I don't belong here! *evil smirk* just kidding SATAN YOURE SITTING ON MY THRONE