Dani: LAUREN!!!
Lauren: What up Dan?
Dani: DID YOU FUCK ELLI?!
Lauren: I'm sorry, what?
Dani: SEE! I KNEW YOU DID! STUPID BITCH!
Lauren: First of all, bring it down three notches lil boy, tryna caps lock me to death. Second of all, What makes you think I FUCKED our friend?
Dani: Ima let that lil boy comment slide because girl... look at you. Anyway, I saw you and Elli making googly eyes at dinner last night. You hoes ain't slick!
Lauren: Mkay fine. If that's what you want to hear, we fucked.
Dani: I'm killing you when I get home from this football game. Like literally bitch, you bouta expire.
Lauren: Whtever Daniel. I think you're just mad because she wanted me and not you.
Dani: Girl boo, everybody want Dani. I'm everybody type.
Lauren: No bitch, I'M everybody's type. The fans prove that. They all want a piece of Lauren. Now tell another lie.
Dani: They need to quit shippin me witcho owl lookin ass. I'm omw. Yo ass is beat trick.
Katherine: Oh God no. Not this again.
Amy: What the hell happened now?
Dani: That hoe fucked Elli!
Amy: I'm sorry, who?
Dani: Laurens strong foot lookin ass!
Lauren: Why are you so pizza pocket pressed tho? Like, bitch are you mad I got her first? That I ALWAYS come in first?
Dani: Fuck outta here, ain't nobody pressed! I could've had her if I wanted her trick. I DIDN'T want her. I WANTED my friend. Now she bouta be stuck up yo ass.
Lauren: Don't be a hater all your life Dan.
Dani: HATER?! Bitch I look like a model! You look like a twelve year old boy! Eliminate yo damn self.
Katherine: Aw hell...
Lisa: Yo, chill you guys. Its not that big a deal.
Dani: Of course it's not to you bitch. Ain't nobody talkin to you. She didn't FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. Oh that's right. Your best friend is gay.
Lisa: HE IS NOT GAY LITTLE GIRL.
Christina: HEY! All of you get your asses to the house right now! We got shows to plan.
Dani: On my fuckin way. Lauren put cha hair up hoe.
Lauren: Oh, bitch I stay ready.
*Dani had left the chat*
*Lauren has left the chat*
Christina: OH MY GOD.
Lisa: Well I can't wait to see this.
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YO WHAT UP FUCKERS? Y'all ain't ready for all this shade! Get yaself ready then! Enjoy peeps. Thanx fa reading!
- The Mad MuziQ