~Aphmau~
We were sitting at the divine headquarters table thinking of a plan to destroy TM. "Maybe if i use meh rossome narwhalia sloth powers i can send my squirrel army after her!" Ross said. "We need to think of a really good plan on destroying TM and her army" mom said completely ignoring ross.
"We can use Aphmau as bait!" Kul'Zak said. "WHAAAAAT?? I AINT GONNA BE BAIT! THAT SOUNDS LIKE WERE GOING FISHING!" I exclaimed. "Actually thats a great idea!" Liam said. "*snores* cupcakes... Pinki cake... Cupika.. Skelly... Cupcelly... *snores* why is life.. *snores* so difficult.. *snores* zane snored.
"I CAN TURN INTO A SQUIRREL!" Ross shouted. "Hmm. We could have Aphmau go out in the woods and act like shes picking flowers then BAM tm and her army shows up and tries to take her to the nether but everyone else appears and TOTTALY BEATS THE SPAGHETTI OUTTA THEM! BING BING VICTORY!" Allen yelled.
"oooo ya! Lets act it out!" Sky said. "Ok! Liam your gonna be arthu-" mom was cut off. "Arthurs dead" liam said. Mom was silent. "OH YAAAA! Liam you'll be Rosataku! Lucinda you'll be amber! Allen you'll be chelsea! Zane you'll be britany, Max you'll be trixy, and ross you'll be TM!" Mom said.
"Imma watch this!" Katelyn said taking a seat. "Ok aph stand up and act like your doing something in the woods!" Mom said. "Ok!" I said. I stood up and walked in the middle of the room. "LA LA LA LA LA OH! LOOK! A FLOWER! IMMA PICK IT WHICH WILL MAKE ME OFF GAURD! HOPEFULLY NO TURTLE CAKES TRY TO STEAL MY POWER!" I yelled.
"Ok guys! Your up!" Mom told ross, allen, liam, max, ross, lucinda, and zane. "*snores* imma pickled plum.. *snores* imma stupid cupcake murderer *snores* im so ugly *snores*" zane snored in britany's voice. "I, EVIL SHADOW QUEEN AM HERE TO USE MY NARWH- I MEAN.. SHADOW POWERS TO STEAL YOUR POWER!" Ross shouted in tm's voice.
"IM A YANDERE!" Allen yelled in Chelsea's voice. "GET BACK YOU TURTLES! BEFORE I GO ALL ATHENA ON YOU PUNKS!" I said. "IMMA TRAITOR!" Lucinda yelled in ambers voice. "Imma stay away cuz i dont wanna mess with athena that and im weak!" Max said in trixy's voice as he backed away.
"IMMA BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORL-" liam started to sing in rosataku's voice but mom cut him off. "Liam?? What was that??" Mom said. "I forgot who rosataco was..." Liam said. "TACOOSSS" travis shouted. "..anyways.. BACK TO ACTING!" Mom shouted.
"IMMA STEAL YOUR POWERS!" TM aka ross said. "Ok now everyone charge!" Mom said. Everyone ran towards us acting like they were fighting. "I WILL KILL ALL OF YOUU FIRST I WILL KILL ATHENA! SHADOW NARWH- I MEAN.. KICK!" Ross shouted. He kicked my leg and everyone froze.
"ROSS NARWHALIA WATER!" I shouted. "IM JUST PLAYING LOLOL JK JK IT WAS A JOKE! ITS JUST A PRANK BRO! p-please dont kill m-" ross said.
*PLEASE STAND BYE*
"Im sorry..." Ross said. I crossed my arms. "Good" i said. "Now can you please get this cupcake obsessed fatty off of me... PPAANNTTSSS" ross shouted. "Nope!" I said as I looked down at the poor ross which a sleeping zane was sitting on.
"*snores* do you even act bro.. *snores* i like foooood *snores* especially.. CUPCAKES! *snores* author~chan is sorry *snores* for short chapter.. *snores* cupcikaaaa *snores*" zane snored.
Hope you enjoyed thanks for reading and if you have any suggestions or questions make sure to comment or message me!
Me: YOUR BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL ZANE!
Zane: YOU MADE ME SAY IT! AND WILL YOU PLEASE QUIT MAKING ME SNORE! ALSO STOP SHIPPING ME WITH FOOD AND A PINK HORSE!
Me&KawaiiChan: NEVER!!
Me: hey i gotta joke for you all!
Aphmau: what is it?
Me: why did no one wanna be friends with the pool??
Liam: why...?
Me: cuz it had no FILTER! LOL! GET IT! Eh? EH?
Aphmau...
Vixi: ...
Zane:....
Me: ..........ANYWAYS BY!
Bai! 🐢🍰