Scenario of the signs at a restaurant:
Capricorn: Good evening everyone, my name is Capri. How many?
Libra: 10
Scorpio: NO WAIT IM HERE *dashes in and is panting*
Pisces: *leans into Taurus* I thought she wasn't invited
Taurus: *silent*
*All signs face Taurus*
Cancer: Tauruss... -_-
Taurus: W-what? *beet red face*
Aquarius: *taps foot* Taurus we went over this!
Gemini: We don't invite Scorpio out to eat remember?!
Scorpio: WHY NOT THATS UNFAIR
Leo: BC YOU EAT THE WHOLE BUFFET MAN. *turns and smiles* 11 please
Capricorn: Oh- okay... Right this way
Aries: Great, now I'm going to have to dash up there before Scorpio
Virgo: Taurus always has a soft spot for Scorp, what'd ya gonna do about it
Aries: Kick them out..
Virgo: No! *slaps arm* Now behave
Capricorn: Here you are, *sets menus down*
*All signs scramble to find a spot*
Sagittarius: No bitchh you agreed to sit by me!
Aquarius: Yooo Pisces and you and Virgo wants to sit by me... It's not my fault I'm so likeable
Sagittarius: *huffs and whines*
Cancer: Come sit by me loser, shut up
Capricorn: Interesting family you all are
Libra: We're not family, we're friends :p
Aries: Ohana
Capricorn: Oh... It seems like Cancer is the older sibling of Sag
Cancer: Ew no
Sagittarius: Nooo
Capricorn: Anyways.. Can I start you off with drinks?
Aries: Pink lemonade?
Gemini: Ditto
Scorpio: I want an iced tea :3
Leo: Chocolate milk please
Taurus: Cherry coke please
Libra: Sprite por favor
Cancer: Me too
Virgo: Coffee (:
Sagittarius: I guess a root beer
Aquarius: Water
Pisces: Root beer also please
Capricorn: Sounds good! I'll be right back with those drinks *leaves*
Virgo: Am I the only one that finds Capricorn really attractive?
Aries: Yeah they're pretty noice looking
Gemini: We're a crazy bunch
Scorpio: I'm hungry can we order
Leo: Moron not until we receive our drinks
Scorpio: Well I'll just go pour mine-
Leo: Sit!
Gemini: Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol, we'll be there on the double
Virgo: You alright? That was random af
Gemini: What was
Virgo: *sighs* never mind honestly
Libra: Mmm... Should I have the m&m sundae? No. Smores pie?
Pisces: Wyd you haven't even ordered dinner yet
Libra: I like to plan ahead. When I'm going for vacation, my next Boyfriend of the Month, dessert
Taurus: Woah woah. You legit have a Boyfriend of the Month?!
Libra: Aquarius isn't the only person who's likeable enough
Aquarius: Suaveeee
Scorpio: Old Spice
Sagittarius: Hm??
Scorpio: What, I thought we were naming off deodorant brands
Virgo: No honey *pops in Nyquil*
Capricorn: Alright guys, here you all go
Gemini: Gracias mi amiga
Capricorn: No
Aries: R E J E C T E D
Pisces: My god can we order already
Capricorn: Yes, let's start with you
Scorpio: FINALLY!!! Buffet bar please
*All at once*
Aries: Noooo
Taurus: NOOOO
Gemini: NUU
Cancer: *sighs*
Leo & Virgo: Damn it
Libra: Shit
Sagittarius: Noooo
Aquarius: Noooooooooooo
Pisces: Noo
Restaurant: Nooooo
Cars: Nooooo
God: Nooooooooooo
Scorpio: Bitches
Capricorn: K I dunno what the hell happened but can I take the rest of your orders now?
*All signs order*
Scorpio: Phoebe Buffay here I come! *dashes up to buffet bar*
Aries: COME ON! *runs right behind them*
Libra: Someone needs to keep an eye on them two
Taurus: It's fine.. Scorpio isn't that big of a psycho
*large stack of plates clatter to the ground on cue*
Taurus: Why do I even talk
Aries: IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU STEALING MY POTATOES
Scorpio: Get a grip Air!
Aries: IM TRYING BUT YOU HAVE THE POTATO SPOON SO I HAVE NOTHING TO HOLD ONTO
Cancer: oh my lord
*The two screams*
Pisces: I'm just hoping my salad comes before shit goes down
Gemini: Oh hey *points up* look they're throwing chicken wings
Virgo: I see why we don't take Scorpio out to eat anymore
*chunk of noodles fly in the air*
Sagittarius: Ugh seriously they're acting five
Scorpio: GIVE ME MY GUMMI WORMS
Sagittarius: Like I said
Leo: I'm gonna go deal with them
Libra: It was nice knowing you
Manager: Excuse me. *walks up to the table* Those three screaming people over there, do you know them?
Virgo: Nope... never seem them before. You really should kick them out except for Leo
Manager: Alright thank you. Sorry for the distractions. *leaves*
Aquarius: Oh no. Aries is gonna be pissed at us
Taurus: That's alright I can call pizza and play video games in my basement
*the signs ponder for a spilt second*
Gemini: Yes let's go
Cancer: QUICK GO GO GO ARIES IS LOOKING *dashes out*
Capricorn: Alright so here is your Greek sal– . . . Where did they...? Hm I'll just go stash this in my bag for tonight *whistles away*