Zodiac Signs (Book One)

By TheSwanSavior

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[Zodiac/Horoscope daily readings and preferences] [One of the first original books] [The most relatable Zodia... More

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Zodiac #191

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Scenario of the signs at a restaurant:

Capricorn: Good evening everyone, my name is Capri. How many?

Libra: 10

Scorpio: NO WAIT IM HERE *dashes in and is panting*

Pisces: *leans into Taurus* I thought she wasn't invited

Taurus: *silent*

*All signs face Taurus*

Cancer: Tauruss... -_-

Taurus: W-what? *beet red face*

Aquarius: *taps foot* Taurus we went over this!

Gemini: We don't invite Scorpio out to eat remember?!

Scorpio: WHY NOT THATS UNFAIR

Leo: BC YOU EAT THE WHOLE BUFFET MAN. *turns and smiles* 11 please

Capricorn: Oh- okay... Right this way

Aries: Great, now I'm going to have to dash up there before Scorpio

Virgo: Taurus always has a soft spot for Scorp, what'd ya gonna do about it

Aries: Kick them out..

Virgo: No! *slaps arm* Now behave

Capricorn: Here you are, *sets menus down*

*All signs scramble to find a spot*

Sagittarius: No bitchh you agreed to sit by me!

Aquarius: Yooo Pisces and you and Virgo wants to sit by me... It's not my fault I'm so likeable

Sagittarius: *huffs and whines*

Cancer: Come sit by me loser, shut up

Capricorn: Interesting family you all are

Libra: We're not family, we're friends :p

Aries: Ohana

Capricorn: Oh... It seems like Cancer is the older sibling of Sag

Cancer: Ew no

Sagittarius: Nooo

Capricorn: Anyways.. Can I start you off with drinks?

Aries: Pink lemonade?

Gemini: Ditto

Scorpio: I want an iced tea :3

Leo: Chocolate milk please

Taurus: Cherry coke please

Libra: Sprite por favor

Cancer: Me too

Virgo: Coffee (:

Sagittarius: I guess a root beer

Aquarius: Water

Pisces: Root beer also please

Capricorn: Sounds good! I'll be right back with those drinks *leaves*

Virgo: Am I the only one that finds Capricorn really attractive?

Aries: Yeah they're pretty noice looking

Gemini: We're a crazy bunch

Scorpio: I'm hungry can we order

Leo: Moron not until we receive our drinks

Scorpio: Well I'll just go pour mine-

Leo: Sit!

Gemini: Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol, we'll be there on the double

Virgo: You alright? That was random af

Gemini: What was

Virgo: *sighs* never mind honestly

Libra: Mmm... Should I have the m&m sundae? No. Smores pie?

Pisces: Wyd you haven't even ordered dinner yet

Libra: I like to plan ahead. When I'm going for vacation, my next Boyfriend of the Month, dessert

Taurus: Woah woah. You legit have a Boyfriend of the Month?!

Libra: Aquarius isn't the only person who's likeable enough

Aquarius: Suaveeee

Scorpio: Old Spice

Sagittarius: Hm??

Scorpio: What, I thought we were naming off deodorant brands

Virgo: No honey *pops in Nyquil*

Capricorn: Alright guys, here you all go

Gemini: Gracias mi amiga

Capricorn: No

Aries: R E J E C T E D

Pisces: My god can we order already

Capricorn: Yes, let's start with you

Scorpio: FINALLY!!! Buffet bar please

*All at once*

Aries: Noooo

Taurus: NOOOO

Gemini: NUU

Cancer: *sighs*

Leo & Virgo: Damn it

Libra: Shit

Sagittarius: Noooo

Aquarius: Noooooooooooo

Pisces: Noo

Restaurant: Nooooo

Cars: Nooooo

God: Nooooooooooo

Scorpio: Bitches

Capricorn: K I dunno what the hell happened but can I take the rest of your orders now?

*All signs order*

Scorpio: Phoebe Buffay here I come! *dashes up to buffet bar*

Aries: COME ON! *runs right behind them*

Libra: Someone needs to keep an eye on them two

Taurus: It's fine.. Scorpio isn't that big of a psycho

*large stack of plates clatter to the ground on cue*

Taurus: Why do I even talk

Aries: IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU STEALING MY POTATOES

Scorpio: Get a grip Air!

Aries: IM TRYING BUT YOU HAVE THE POTATO SPOON SO I HAVE NOTHING TO HOLD ONTO

Cancer: oh my lord

*The two screams*

Pisces: I'm just hoping my salad comes before shit goes down

Gemini: Oh hey *points up* look they're throwing chicken wings

Virgo: I see why we don't take Scorpio out to eat anymore

*chunk of noodles fly in the air*

Sagittarius: Ugh seriously they're acting five

Scorpio: GIVE ME MY GUMMI WORMS

Sagittarius: Like I said

Leo: I'm gonna go deal with them

Libra: It was nice knowing you

Manager: Excuse me. *walks up to the table* Those three screaming people over there, do you know them?

Virgo: Nope... never seem them before. You really should kick them out except for Leo

Manager: Alright thank you. Sorry for the distractions. *leaves*

Aquarius: Oh no. Aries is gonna be pissed at us

Taurus: That's alright I can call pizza and play video games in my basement

*the signs ponder for a spilt second*

Gemini: Yes let's go

Cancer: QUICK GO GO GO ARIES IS LOOKING *dashes out*

Capricorn: Alright so here is your Greek sal–  .  .  . Where did they...? Hm I'll just go stash this in my bag for tonight *whistles away*

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