Y/N has created a chatroom.
Y/N has invited Nat, Wanda, Tony, Thor, Vision.
Y/N: Hey
Y/N: Let's say, hypothetically, that I wasn't paying attention during the mission briefing (blame Steve and his too tight shirts), is anyone willing to give me notes on the mission?
Y/N: Guys this is important. Steve is questioning me on the mission
Y/N: WHAT DO I SAY
Y/N: HE IS STARTING TO CATCH ON
Y/N: HELP ME
Y/N: NONE OF YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM BUT I DO, I WON'T HEAR THE END OF THIS
Y/N: So ya'll just gonna let me go down like this?
Ollie's Olives has joined the chat.
Ollie's Olives: Hi Ma'am, what can I get you today?
Y/N: I think you have you wrong Chat...?
Ollie's Olives: No. May I take your order?
Y/N: You do realize that this isn't a restaurant... right?
Ollie's Olives: I am trying a different approach to get more customers. Our delivery is free.
Y/N: What's on the menu?
Ollie's Olives: Olives.
Y/N: I should've guessed.
Ollie's Olives: Fried olives, pickled olives, olive salad, sauteed olives, olive burger, olive tapenade, olive frittata, olive bites. I specialize in all things olive.
Y/N: I can see that... I'm not really hungry.
Ollie's Olives: I will give you a discount.
Y/N: Maybe another time.
Ollie's Olives: Please
Ollie's Olives: My mother was murdered right in front of me by a friend that was supposed to be dead
Ollie's Olives: My sister is actually the daughter of the man who has tried to kill me. She has anger issues now.
Ollie's Olives: My close friend and ex girlfriend was also murdered in front of me thanks to said man.
Ollie's Olives: My son that I didn't know about was kidnapped.
Ollie's Olives: My fiancee was shot because of me. She couldn't walk afterwards. But when she did eventually walk she took her first steps out of my life.
Ollie's Olives: I've been attacked countless times by criminals
Ollie's Olives: I was stranded on an island for years
Ollie's Olives: My family, once wealthy, has lost everything.
Ollie's Olives: Please buy some olives.
Y/N: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! Sure I'll take a dozen of everything!
Ollie's Olives: Payment will open in another window. Thank you. SO MUCH.
Ollie's Olives has left the chat.
Tony: Why did you use my credit card to buy so many olives?!?!
Y/N: Because you're rich. I hope you like olives.
Tony: I DON'T.
Y/N: Well maybe you should have helped me out earlier on!
Tony: NOT MY FAULT YOU OGLE YOUR BOYFRIEND ALL THE TIME!
Y/N: LIKE YOU DON'T?!
Wanda: Everyone calm down, please. Y/N I will explain the mission to you. Pietro was using my phone so I couldn't reply. Also Pietro said he will try some of the olives.
Y/N: At least someone appreciates my gesture of buying olives!
Tony: TECHNICALLY I BOUGHT THEM!
Steve has joined the chat.
Steve: Tony stop annoying my girlfriend.
Tony: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! FAVORITISM!
Steve has added Bucky.
Y/N: Hey, Bucky.
Bucky: Hi Doll :)
Steve: Oh Y/N, before I forget. Do you still want to go to that new restaurant tonight?
Y/N: Yes! I heard they make the best pizza ever.
Bucky: Cool, I'm in.
Steve: Buck... This is kind of a date between Y/N and I...
Bucky: I like pizza.
Y/N: This will be great! The three of us! Just like old times.
Tony has added Bruce, Sam, T'Challa.
Tony: Look at this. I can't believe what I'm seeing. You see it too?
Sam: Someone is a little green, and it's not Bruce.
T'Challa: No shame.
Bucky: I heard hand holding helps with PTSD.
Bucky: Y/N we should hold hands.
Nat: That's not true.
Wanda: Where the hell did you hear that?
Sam: That's a pretty good line. I'm going to use it.
Steve: Why can't I hold your hand if it "helps with PTSD"?
Bucky: Y/N has softer hands.
Steve: But what if I want to hold her hand?
Y/N: Then I'll hold both of your hands...? My best friend and my boyfriend!
T'Challa: ... oh my.
Thor: I am uncomfortable. Someone put a stop to this.
Steve: But... I want to be the only one to hold your hand, Y/N. Sorry Buck. Maybe you can hold Sam's hand.
Sam: Hell no.
Y/N: Hey maybe we can go for a movie after dinner?
Bucky: I am sure Steve won't be able to understand so he can go home after and we can go for the movie.
Steve: I will understand!
Nat: Bucky why don't you give Y/N and Steve some space?
Bucky: I do give them space! What's wrong with friends hanging out?
Nat: Nothing... except when one is third wheeling.
Bucky: I am not!
Steve: You are.
Y/N: No, Bucky isn't!
Bucky: SEE!
Tony: Ugh.
Steve: So... What movie do you want to watch with Y/N and I, Buck?
Bucky: Never mind.
Steve: Don't be like that.
Bucky: No it's fine. It's not like you get to spend 24/7 with her.
Steve: We live together. She's MY girlfriend.
Bucky: She's MY best friend.
Y/N: Do you want to move in with us, Bucky? That would be so much fun! We could spend more time together!
Steve: Uh, no! Can't you see what he's doing?!
Y/N: No?
Bucky: It's fine Y/N.
Y/N: I'm sorry if I haven't spent enough time with you Buck. I'll make it up to you!
Nat: You know Y/N, I trained you myself. You're one of the best agents there is. You're able to read into situations and pick out tiny details and piece them together... So why can't you see that Bucky is jealous?
Bucky: I am not jealous!
Sam: Exactly what a jealous person would say.
Y/N: No he isn't! That's crazy.
Thor: Mayhap Lady Y/N is in denial.
T'Challa: And so is Barnes.
Tony: Well I think Y/N and Barnes should just get together.
Wanda: No! Y/N loves Steve!
Vision: Barnes is more fun however.
Nat: Steve is more of a gentleman!
Y/N: Actually...
Bruce: Please don't finish that. What happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom.
Y/N: Well...
Bruce: Goodbye.
Bruce has left the chat.
Bucky: ...
Tony: Barnes, go get the girl.
Sam: No. Y/N and Steve are soulmates.
Steve: Can everyone stop discussing this?!
Bucky: No, continue. I'd like to know what they have to say.
Y/N: Why do you want me to be with Bucky? I'm with Steve and Bucky doesn't like me in that way!
T'Challa: You'd be surprised.
Y/N: I have to go, someone thought it would be funny to use their telekinesis and float white sheets around AGAIN.
Steve: Be safe, I love you.
Bucky: Be extra safe, I love you MORE.
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Steve: You love her MORE?
Bucky: What? She's my best friend. Nothing wrong with that.
Tony: TEAM BUCKY
Nat: TEAM STEVE
Tony: YOU WANNA GO, YOU ARACHNID?!
Nat: DON'T MAKE ME ELECTROCUTE YOU!
Vision: I too am Team Bucky, but is there a need for violence?
Thor: How else will this be settled? Team Steven!
Thor: VISION GIVE ME BACK MJOLNIR!
Tony: DON'T LET HIM HAVE IT, VISION!
Vision has left the chat.
Thor has left the chat.
Tony has added Peter, Scott.
Tony: TEAM BUCKY OR STEVE?!
Scott: STEVE! WHY ARE WE SHOUTING AND ARE ON TEAMS?
Peter: TEAM BUCKY!
Nat has added Clint.
Nat: Who is better for Y/N? Steve or Bucky?!
Clint: Bucky! He lets me pull pranks unlike Steve!
T'Challa: You are atrocious, Clint. Steve is far superior.
Clint: Oh you know my name? I thought you didn't care!
T'Challa: Don't flatter yourself, I don't.
Clint: FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW.
T'Challa: WITH PLEASURE.
T'Challa has left the chat.
Clint has left the chat.
Steve: This is getting out of hand. All of you, cut it out!
Scott: ... STEVE ALL THE WAY!
Peter: But Bucky has beautiful eyes!
Scott: STEVE'S EYES ARE LIKE THE OCEAN!
Bucky: Okay this is getting creepy now. Stop.
Scott: PETER IS SHOOTING HIS DISGUSTING WEBS AT ME!
Scott has left the chat.
Peter: TEAM BUCKY FOREVER.
Peter has left the chat.
Nat: Tony where are you?
Tony: Why...?
Wanda: He's in the kitchen.
Nat has left the chat.
Tony has left the chat.
Wanda: If you hear screaming, don't worry. It's just Tony.
Wanda has left the chat.
Bucky: Steve, I'm sorry for how I was acting. It's just going to take me some time to get used to.. you know.
Steve: It's okay Buck. I understand.
Sam: It's good that you two are fine with each other but what about everyone else? They are fighting each other. I ALMOST GOT HIT ON THE HEAD BECAUSE I WAS IN THE WAY!
Steve: Oh it's dinner time. Ready Buck? We'll pick Y/N up on the way.
Sam: You two can't just leave! It's chaos! Stop them!
Bucky: I am starving. Let's go punk.
Steve: After you, jerk.
Sam: SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET HURT!
Bucky has left the chat.
Steve has left the chat.
Sam: WAIT CAN SOMEONE ALSO EXPLAIN AS TO WHY TONY IS THROWING AROUND OLIVES AND WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY?!?
Sam has left the chat.