Me: Don't ya just hate auto carrots?
Friend: Auto carrots?
Me: AUTO CAR ROT!
Friend: What?
Me: AUTO CORECT!
Me: There! Finally! I hate auto corect!
F...
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[I marched up to him, "Where the hell were you? I thought something happened to you. Did you not care enough to..."
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Henley agrees to pretend to date millionaire Bennett Calloway for a fee, falling in love as she wonders - how is he involved in her brother's false c...