Everything is Hetalia

By churros_and_scones

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WARNING THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE NORMAL. THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOU. This Book has: Headcannons Fa... More

Only an Ally
Random Star Wars
Love
Demon Twinkie
A Rekindling Brotherhood
Wishes, Wants, and Happiness
Happy Birthday
Hetalia Facts
Chains of Abandonment
Little Sister
Heartbeat
Italian Headcannon
Peace at Last
Random Dying
English Headcannon
Prussia Headcannons
Russia Headcannons
Hetalia Facts Pt TWO
Thank You
Russia Hates Me Now :-)
Amurican Interview
Denmark Headcannons
Just Watch The Game
Brozher Fun Zime!
Sadness
FaNsErViCe
Disbelief
I Connect To...
First Day
England Headcannons
>:-( Spanish Class Sucks!
A Memory Long Since Past
Tumblr
Tell Me
Canadian Interview
Reunited Kisses
MY UNBIRTHDAY and THE RUSSIAN WAY
Coming Out Of The Closet
>:-( Spanish Class Sucks Part TWO!
Goodnight
My Joan
Randomness
China is My Aru.
NRP
I'm Back!!
A Story
Battle
Hetalia Headcannons
Tru Story Tho
Amurican songs
Ships
Hetalian Scenarios
Author-Chan's Theories
Followers
Confident
Halloween Party
Tags
Dia de Los Muertos
Prussia's Name and Lesbian Songs
I FORGOT AUSTRIA!!!
Thank You Pt. TWO!
Specials
Nation's Christmas Carols
Finland
Christmas Headcannons
French Christmas Shopping
Christmas KPOP
The Emotional Part
Christmas food.
Something Christmas-y
Japanese Christmas
Just Like Me
NEW BACKGROUND, NEW NAME
100 FOLLOWERS!
Nordic Texting
'O CHRISTMAS TREE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
Songs
Catty Names
Colors
Animals Headcannons
Too Expensive
ExCiTeD
CHRISTMAS EVE EVE
Christmas Eve
CHRISTMAS
DO DA DE DO
Fangirlism
Campfire Story Part 1
Campfire Story Part 2
Campfire Story Part 3
Campfire Story Part 4
Campfire Story Part 5
I Saw, I Conquered, I Lost
THANK YOU PART TWEE
A Waltz of Memories
Nordic 5's Brothership
Hetalia Facts Part THREE
A COOKIE MONSTA IS GREATEST MONSTA BECAUSE THE GRAPES OF A ROMAN. PASTA SEX UH
100 Chappie! Yay!
I'm shipping Puffin x Iceland
Iceland's Note
A Tear Rolled Down My Face
Apologies and No Forgiveness
Belarus' Note
Tags PART TWO!
SNEAK PEEK
KPOP, SNOW, AND HERE
Le I don't Know
I Ship Some Weird Stuff
First Thoughts
First Thoughts On New Characters
IT IS TIME!
Confusion
The Meaning of The Names
Banana
DARK HETALIA HEADCANNONS
Fun Facts About Author-Chan's Hetalia-ism
React
You Guys Are Fast
You Guys Are Fast Part Two
I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD UPDATE AGAIN
KPOP DANCE PARTY
FIRST LOSER
Class
Le Opinions
MIND BLOWN...I DON'T EVEN KNOW...THANK YOU @BAKEDBEANFART FOR SHOWING ME THIS
MY HUMOR IS SO FUNNY
Story Time
Obsessions
Jobs
HETALIA FACTS PART FOUR
My Contest
Not Going to Last
What Did The Dead Man Whisper?
The Feels
Hetalian Quiz
A Break From My Break
Sad Hetalia Headcannons
Q&A
WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!!??
Oh Everything is Happening in This Chapter
Cold
The Hetalian Musical
@BakedBeanFart
Feedback
BOB THE BUILDER IS IN A SECRET RELATIONSHIP WITH DORA. MY CHILDHOOD IS A LIE:(
Hungary's Cooking Show
ROMANO'S INTERVIEW
Recommendation
Author-Chan's Personal Headcannons
Hetalia Nations as Teenagers
DO THE SQUIGGLY DANCE!
20K? I OFFICIALLY DIED XD
Still given me the feelz
The War That Changed The World
Bloop of Bloops
PRUSSIA'S INTERVIEW
FRANCE'S INTERVIEW
With My Two Hands
THERE'S A LOT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!
YAOI
Death Interrupted Us
Dunno Anymore
I'm just a bloopie.
CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
Chihuahua
Questions
Sorry
CHINA'S INTERVIEW
30K
Hetalian Puns 101
What Makes A Hero
The Life of an Italian
If The Weave Fits
Author-Chan's Confessions
My Plans and Shiz
For The First Time
Happy Shopping Trip
Tagged Bruh
A Short Chapter Because I Am Too Tired To Actually Write One
Hetalia Headcannons PART WHATEVER!
Shippies
20 Facts About Me
BRAIN EXPLOSION
HETALIA PART 5
What You Guys Have Done For Me
Birthday Present
Dream Person
Not Deserving
Life is Great
Contest 2.0
Rude
Only an Enemy
Chains of Abandonment: Brothers
Completed
Thank You
Yo Bishes, THIS IS SERIOUS
BOOKS!

HETALIA HEADCANNONS

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Yo! Read and love me! I made up these Headcannons with my brain and some weed. And not the drug type. I'm talking about nature. Hehehehe...I swear on my Hetalia manga. >(^•^)<
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Canada has an obsession with fried pickles.

America likes to work on stereotypical accents.

France wears fedoras so that he feels like he's slick.

Korea has K-Pop dance parties every Saturday.

Romania hates tomatos.

Prussia and Romano like to pretend that they are the boss of their brothers.

Spain ate a taco.
He didn't like it.

Romano can't draw noses.

Egypt loves eyes, especially ones with a rare eye color like Prussia's red eyes or Canada's purple eyes.

Bulgaria is very passionate on yougurt.

China is claustrophobic.

America hates shoots and ladders.

North Korea hates K-Pop.

England and Romania like to search for Hogwarts.

Russia likes parodies of American movies. I.E. Games of Whores, Vampires Suck, and The Starving Games are a few of them.

Japan likes to see what hair color looks best on him.

Germany lip-synchs to K-Pop in the shower.

America goes through an obsession with American female celebrities.
J-Law is his favorite at the moment.

Every nation had at least one crush on a celebrity from their country.

Spain doesn't like plastic surgery. He believes that all women are beautiful.

Canada and America love to act like thugs when they listen to rap music.

England gets hyper on Skittles.

France loves mindless comedic cartoons such as The Simpsons and Family Guy.

England and France always get emotional over Shakespeare.

Spain and Romano secretly take pictures of nations when they least expect it.

Netherlands uses marijuna but stopped when he almost hurt a mortal for it.

Belgium is Fall Out Boy's biggest fan.

Belarus is amazing at ballet.

Denmark puts on puppet shows for kids.

Norway donates money to other nations anonymously.

Moldova adores Romania and wishes to be just as unique as him.

Bulgaria tends to get arrested because of Romania.

Egypt and Turkey train snakes.

Australia is super athletic that he makes the other nations look like a bunch of wimps.

New Zealand and Australia jam to Lorde and occasionally America joins in.

Hong Kong brings balloons to sick children.

Austria meditates to Chopin and Mozart.

Prussia likes to sing Britney Spears' music every once in awhile.

America likes to have the whole men's bathroom to himself because he feels uncomfortable when other men are there.

Canada steals nations' phones and takes a bunch of selfies on their phone.

Spain and Italy become scary when they play football  (soccer)

China and Hong Kong like to have eating competitions on who can eat more. China usually wins.

Taiwan and Vietnam like to prank the male Asian countries.

Sweden loves dubstep while Finland loves heavy metal.

Russia loves the saxophone and  secretly listens to American Jazz or American pop music to hear the good ol' Sax.

America talks in a New York accent when he does shady stuff.

Canada hardly lies.

Italy attends church every Sunday.

Romano tends to talk to the Pope.

Greece is scared of Hippos.

Japan fears that a spider will crawl in to his mouth when he is sleeping.

England cannot swim, so he always has a tube or floaties. Or he just stays in the shallow end.

Finland fell asleep in a hot tub and didn't wake up until Iceland threw cold water on him.

Iceland cried when he heard "Mary Did You Know?"

Sweden and Finland wear wigs sometimes.

Norway and Denmark make funny videos at the worst times.

Turkey and Greece have dance wars and even have "Just Dance" and "Dance Dance Revolution"

Korea likes to use bubbles to make beards and mustaches.

Poland bedazzled his hair once and it ended up with a burning house, a happy Polish man, and a traumatized Lithuanian.

Ukraine loves to writes stories, especially Mystery or Horror.

England sometimes like to pretend that he is Sherlock Holmes. He even wears the hat and smokes a pipe occasionally.

Nordic 5, when they are free, like to be a band at clubs, birthdays, or Nations' parties.

Latvia can drink five shots of Vodka, eight bottles of beer, six cups of Tequila, and still be able to drive properly.

Liechtenstein loves kiddy snacks such as pringles, goldfish, and gummy bears.

Spain loves chocolate. He would literally put it on anything, but that would be..."unhealthy".

America loses track of time a lot.

Hong Kong  loves the song Victorious by Panic! At the Disco.
He remembers all the words, chords,beats, and instruments used.

Prussia believes in Dream Catchers.

Hungary and Australia always compete on who is manlier, tougher, and smarter.

New Zealand loves sheep and sometimes is a shepard just for fun.

Romania accidently married his country's queen. Long story....

Frogs creep Romania, Norway, England, Japan, and America out.

Finland's favorite holiday is actually Valentines' Day.

France loves trashy reality shows because it is so stupid that it is actually hilarious.

Canada and America watch Cupcake Wars and Keeping Up with The Kardashians.

All the Nations love Ellen, Oprah, and Dr. Phil.

Poland loves sleepover parties.

Belarus is very talented. She can beautifully dance, sing, and write.

Russia thinks penguins are the cutest things alive.

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