Everything is Hetalia

By churros_and_scones

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WARNING THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE NORMAL. THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOU. This Book has: Headcannons Fa... More

Only an Ally
Random Star Wars
Love
Demon Twinkie
A Rekindling Brotherhood
Wishes, Wants, and Happiness
Happy Birthday
Hetalia Facts
Chains of Abandonment
Little Sister
Heartbeat
Italian Headcannon
Peace at Last
Random Dying
English Headcannon
Prussia Headcannons
Russia Headcannons
Hetalia Facts Pt TWO
Thank You
Russia Hates Me Now :-)
Amurican Interview
Denmark Headcannons
Just Watch The Game
Brozher Fun Zime!
Sadness
FaNsErViCe
Disbelief
I Connect To...
First Day
England Headcannons
>:-( Spanish Class Sucks!
A Memory Long Since Past
Tumblr
Tell Me
Canadian Interview
Reunited Kisses
MY UNBIRTHDAY and THE RUSSIAN WAY
Coming Out Of The Closet
>:-( Spanish Class Sucks Part TWO!
Goodnight
My Joan
Randomness
China is My Aru.
NRP
I'm Back!!
A Story
Battle
Hetalia Headcannons
Tru Story Tho
Amurican songs
Ships
Hetalian Scenarios
Author-Chan's Theories
Followers
Confident
Halloween Party
Tags
Dia de Los Muertos
Prussia's Name and Lesbian Songs
I FORGOT AUSTRIA!!!
Thank You Pt. TWO!
Specials
Nation's Christmas Carols
Finland
Christmas Headcannons
Christmas KPOP
The Emotional Part
Christmas food.
Something Christmas-y
Japanese Christmas
Just Like Me
NEW BACKGROUND, NEW NAME
100 FOLLOWERS!
Nordic Texting
'O CHRISTMAS TREE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
Songs
Catty Names
Colors
Animals Headcannons
Too Expensive
ExCiTeD
CHRISTMAS EVE EVE
Christmas Eve
CHRISTMAS
DO DA DE DO
Fangirlism
Campfire Story Part 1
Campfire Story Part 2
Campfire Story Part 3
Campfire Story Part 4
Campfire Story Part 5
I Saw, I Conquered, I Lost
THANK YOU PART TWEE
A Waltz of Memories
Nordic 5's Brothership
Hetalia Facts Part THREE
A COOKIE MONSTA IS GREATEST MONSTA BECAUSE THE GRAPES OF A ROMAN. PASTA SEX UH
100 Chappie! Yay!
I'm shipping Puffin x Iceland
Iceland's Note
A Tear Rolled Down My Face
Apologies and No Forgiveness
Belarus' Note
Tags PART TWO!
SNEAK PEEK
KPOP, SNOW, AND HERE
Le I don't Know
I Ship Some Weird Stuff
First Thoughts
First Thoughts On New Characters
IT IS TIME!
Confusion
HETALIA HEADCANNONS
The Meaning of The Names
Banana
DARK HETALIA HEADCANNONS
Fun Facts About Author-Chan's Hetalia-ism
React
You Guys Are Fast
You Guys Are Fast Part Two
I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD UPDATE AGAIN
KPOP DANCE PARTY
FIRST LOSER
Class
Le Opinions
MIND BLOWN...I DON'T EVEN KNOW...THANK YOU @BAKEDBEANFART FOR SHOWING ME THIS
MY HUMOR IS SO FUNNY
Story Time
Obsessions
Jobs
HETALIA FACTS PART FOUR
My Contest
Not Going to Last
What Did The Dead Man Whisper?
The Feels
Hetalian Quiz
A Break From My Break
Sad Hetalia Headcannons
Q&A
WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!!??
Oh Everything is Happening in This Chapter
Cold
The Hetalian Musical
@BakedBeanFart
Feedback
BOB THE BUILDER IS IN A SECRET RELATIONSHIP WITH DORA. MY CHILDHOOD IS A LIE:(
Hungary's Cooking Show
ROMANO'S INTERVIEW
Recommendation
Author-Chan's Personal Headcannons
Hetalia Nations as Teenagers
DO THE SQUIGGLY DANCE!
20K? I OFFICIALLY DIED XD
Still given me the feelz
The War That Changed The World
Bloop of Bloops
PRUSSIA'S INTERVIEW
FRANCE'S INTERVIEW
With My Two Hands
THERE'S A LOT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!
YAOI
Death Interrupted Us
Dunno Anymore
I'm just a bloopie.
CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
Chihuahua
Questions
Sorry
CHINA'S INTERVIEW
30K
Hetalian Puns 101
What Makes A Hero
The Life of an Italian
If The Weave Fits
Author-Chan's Confessions
My Plans and Shiz
For The First Time
Happy Shopping Trip
Tagged Bruh
A Short Chapter Because I Am Too Tired To Actually Write One
Hetalia Headcannons PART WHATEVER!
Shippies
20 Facts About Me
BRAIN EXPLOSION
HETALIA PART 5
What You Guys Have Done For Me
Birthday Present
Dream Person
Not Deserving
Life is Great
Contest 2.0
Rude
Only an Enemy
Chains of Abandonment: Brothers
Completed
Thank You
Yo Bishes, THIS IS SERIOUS
BOOKS!

French Christmas Shopping

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By churros_and_scones

Day 4 of Hetalia Christmas

Author-Chan: *grabs a Walmart cart* Okay, c'mon, leggo.

France: *groans* Why, do I have zo come?

Author-Chan: Cuz I needed an adult.

France: Zo, me?

Author-Chan: Well, I actually wanted Norway to come with me, but he had to go bedazzle his unicorn.

France: Zounds Legit.

Author-Chan: *checks Christmas list* Urm...

France: Come on! I'm freezing my Jingle Bells off!

Author-Chan: We're inside.

France: I'm still cold. >:-(

Author-Chan: Primadonna.

France: Primadonna girl! YEAH! ALL I EVER WANTED WAS THE WORLD.

Author-Chan: CAN'T HELP THAT I NEED IT ALL!!!

People in Walmart: *gives us the most judgmental face EVA!*

France: Leggo!!
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*brought to you by Spain's Nutcrackers* Shake Shake Shake Señora!
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Author-Chan and France: *Walking around and sees Santa*

France: Gonna get on Santa's lap?

Author-Chan: *looks at Santa* France, I am fourteen! I'm a bit too old for that. *walks off*

*few minutes pass by *

Author-Chan: *struggles to put big present in cart* Hey, France? A little help. *looks up*

France: *in Santa's lap and acting like a little kid*

Santa: *so terrified*

Author-Chan: Poor Finland....
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Author-Chan and France: *Walking pass Victoria's Secret*

France: *stops and pulls Author-Chan into that retched store*

Author-Chan: *sees lingerie* EEEEKKK! MY LITTLE GIRL INNOCENCE!!! *covers eyes with hands and goes in to a corner*

France: Ohohohohon!

Author-Chan: *quivering from the music and starts to hallucinate because of the heavy perfume fumes*

France: *looks at the "clothing"* I should get some for Anglettere...

Author-Chan: *nosebleeds*

France: *starts to buy the "clothing" for England*

Author-Chan : *faints from blood loss and perfume fumes*
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Boon Boon Boop.

On the first day of Hetalia Christmas, Author-Chan gave to me Nation's Christmas Carols.

One the second day of Hetalia Christmas, Author-Chan gave to me a Finland and a Nation's Christmas Carols.

On the third day of Hetalia Christmas, Author-Chan gave to me Christmas Headcannons, a Finland, a Nation's Christmas Carols.

On the fourth day of Hetalia Christmas, Author-Chan gave to me a massive nosebleed, Christmas Headcannons, a Finland, and a Nation's Christmas Carols.

And that's the end of the song for now!

So, request me (if you want) what you want from me. (As long as it is Christmas themed)

(You can PM me, or put it on my board thingy or put it in the comments)

I wanna know what you want. :-)

Soooooooooo, that's it.....

MERRY CHRISTMAS!





(SPAIN'S NUTCRACKERS THO!)

Get it. He cracks nuts. Especially, Romano's....

Spamano, anybody?

Kekekeke..*nosebleed*

*passes out from blood loss, again*

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