The signs as thanksgiving dishes:
Aries: Cranberry sauce
Taurus: Turkey
Gemini: Buttered rolls
Cancer: Corn
Leo: Pumpkin roll
Virgo: Plain old gravy
Libra: Ham
Scorpio: Stuffing
Sagittarius: Green bean casserole
Capricorn: Mashed potatoes
Aquarius: Pumpkin pie
Pisces: Baked macaroni and cheese