LILO!
Prompt: Louis loves playing pranks on his boyfriend, and it often drives said boy crazy. But Liam wouldn't have it any other way, because no matter what, he will always love him.
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“Louis!”
“What Leeyum?
“Did you put shaving cream in my fucking shoes?”
“…”
“LOUIS!”
“Yes,”
“Why?”
“Aw, you’re so cute when you pout,”
“Lou, stop it,”
“Why Liam? It’s true,”
“…”
“…”
“Don’t make that face at me Louis, you know I can’t stay mad when you make that damn face,”
“That’s why I’m making it, my genius boyfriend,”
“Sometimes I hate you,”
“Sometimes when you pretend to be mad it makes me want to fuck you,”
“…Louis,”
“What? It’s true,”
“If anyone is going to be doing any fucking, it’s me,”
“No!”
“Yes!”
“No!”
“Yes!”
“Liam!”
“What?”
“I wanna fuck you!”
“Too bad. You put shaving cream in my shoes and now you have to pay,”
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“LOUIS!”
“…yes?”
“Don’t giggle. This isn’t funny. You changed all the contacts in my phone!”
“So?”
“So, how am I ever going to figure out who is who?”
“…”
“Louis, why are you texting, I’m talking to you!”
Ring!
“…”
“…”
“You changed your name in my phone to ‘sexy ass cowboy’?”
“Yes!”
“Louis!”
“Oh, c’mon, you know you love me,”
“…”
“Leeeyyyuuum!?”
“Fuck,”
“What was that?”
“I love you, Louis,”
“I love you too, Payne,”
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“Okay, Louis, I have had just about enough of these little pranks. All of my boxers are missing!”
“I know,”
“Wipe that smirk off of your face, mister,”
“No!”
“Stop giggling!”
“Never!”
“Louis, get back here! If I have to chase you all around London, you know I will,”
“Because you always come after me, right?”
“…”
“Right Liam? No matter what, you’ll always come after me,”
“Of course, Lou. I love you,”
“I love you too,”
“C’mere so I can kiss you,”
“…”
“…”
“Can I have my boxer back now?”
“Nope!”
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I love these dialogue oneshots.
They are so much fun.
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