Everything is Hetalia

By churros_and_scones

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WARNING THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE NORMAL. THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOU. This Book has: Headcannons Fa... More

Only an Ally
Random Star Wars
Love
Demon Twinkie
A Rekindling Brotherhood
Wishes, Wants, and Happiness
Happy Birthday
Hetalia Facts
Chains of Abandonment
Little Sister
Heartbeat
Italian Headcannon
Peace at Last
Random Dying
English Headcannon
Prussia Headcannons
Russia Headcannons
Hetalia Facts Pt TWO
Thank You
Russia Hates Me Now :-)
Amurican Interview
Denmark Headcannons
Just Watch The Game
Brozher Fun Zime!
Sadness
FaNsErViCe
Disbelief
I Connect To...
First Day
England Headcannons
>:-( Spanish Class Sucks!
A Memory Long Since Past
Tumblr
Tell Me
Canadian Interview
Reunited Kisses
MY UNBIRTHDAY and THE RUSSIAN WAY
Coming Out Of The Closet
>:-( Spanish Class Sucks Part TWO!
Goodnight
My Joan
Randomness
China is My Aru.
NRP
I'm Back!!
A Story
Battle
Tru Story Tho
Amurican songs
Ships
Hetalian Scenarios
Author-Chan's Theories
Followers
Confident
Halloween Party
Tags
Dia de Los Muertos
Prussia's Name and Lesbian Songs
I FORGOT AUSTRIA!!!
Thank You Pt. TWO!
Specials
Nation's Christmas Carols
Finland
Christmas Headcannons
French Christmas Shopping
Christmas KPOP
The Emotional Part
Christmas food.
Something Christmas-y
Japanese Christmas
Just Like Me
NEW BACKGROUND, NEW NAME
100 FOLLOWERS!
Nordic Texting
'O CHRISTMAS TREE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
Songs
Catty Names
Colors
Animals Headcannons
Too Expensive
ExCiTeD
CHRISTMAS EVE EVE
Christmas Eve
CHRISTMAS
DO DA DE DO
Fangirlism
Campfire Story Part 1
Campfire Story Part 2
Campfire Story Part 3
Campfire Story Part 4
Campfire Story Part 5
I Saw, I Conquered, I Lost
THANK YOU PART TWEE
A Waltz of Memories
Nordic 5's Brothership
Hetalia Facts Part THREE
A COOKIE MONSTA IS GREATEST MONSTA BECAUSE THE GRAPES OF A ROMAN. PASTA SEX UH
100 Chappie! Yay!
I'm shipping Puffin x Iceland
Iceland's Note
A Tear Rolled Down My Face
Apologies and No Forgiveness
Belarus' Note
Tags PART TWO!
SNEAK PEEK
KPOP, SNOW, AND HERE
Le I don't Know
I Ship Some Weird Stuff
First Thoughts
First Thoughts On New Characters
IT IS TIME!
Confusion
HETALIA HEADCANNONS
The Meaning of The Names
Banana
DARK HETALIA HEADCANNONS
Fun Facts About Author-Chan's Hetalia-ism
React
You Guys Are Fast
You Guys Are Fast Part Two
I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD UPDATE AGAIN
KPOP DANCE PARTY
FIRST LOSER
Class
Le Opinions
MIND BLOWN...I DON'T EVEN KNOW...THANK YOU @BAKEDBEANFART FOR SHOWING ME THIS
MY HUMOR IS SO FUNNY
Story Time
Obsessions
Jobs
HETALIA FACTS PART FOUR
My Contest
Not Going to Last
What Did The Dead Man Whisper?
The Feels
Hetalian Quiz
A Break From My Break
Sad Hetalia Headcannons
Q&A
WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!!??
Oh Everything is Happening in This Chapter
Cold
The Hetalian Musical
@BakedBeanFart
Feedback
BOB THE BUILDER IS IN A SECRET RELATIONSHIP WITH DORA. MY CHILDHOOD IS A LIE:(
Hungary's Cooking Show
ROMANO'S INTERVIEW
Recommendation
Author-Chan's Personal Headcannons
Hetalia Nations as Teenagers
DO THE SQUIGGLY DANCE!
20K? I OFFICIALLY DIED XD
Still given me the feelz
The War That Changed The World
Bloop of Bloops
PRUSSIA'S INTERVIEW
FRANCE'S INTERVIEW
With My Two Hands
THERE'S A LOT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!
YAOI
Death Interrupted Us
Dunno Anymore
I'm just a bloopie.
CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
Chihuahua
Questions
Sorry
CHINA'S INTERVIEW
30K
Hetalian Puns 101
What Makes A Hero
The Life of an Italian
If The Weave Fits
Author-Chan's Confessions
My Plans and Shiz
For The First Time
Happy Shopping Trip
Tagged Bruh
A Short Chapter Because I Am Too Tired To Actually Write One
Hetalia Headcannons PART WHATEVER!
Shippies
20 Facts About Me
BRAIN EXPLOSION
HETALIA PART 5
What You Guys Have Done For Me
Birthday Present
Dream Person
Not Deserving
Life is Great
Contest 2.0
Rude
Only an Enemy
Chains of Abandonment: Brothers
Completed
Thank You
Yo Bishes, THIS IS SERIOUS
BOOKS!

Hetalia Headcannons

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By churros_and_scones

Hey guys! So, I've been reading a lot of wierd and useless facts and I was in the mood to write some headcannons. So, I was like why not put the fun facts and Hetalia headcannons together?!
So, behold my headcannons.
P.S. most of these are all mine, if I make one that is already made...forgive me. :-(
:-)
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1. England can't have mince pie on Christmas day.
(It's illegal in England to have mince pie on Christmas day)

2. China hates Facebook, Twitter, and Skype. So, he banned it.
(China banned Facebook, Twitter, and Skype)

3. America doesn't play a musicals instrument, because he would probably hurt himself.
(About 8,000 Americans get injured by musical instruments every year)

4. France surrenders so many times, he has seventeen different words to say "I surrender."
(The French language has seventeen different words to say 'surrender')

5. Germany brags about all his Noble prizes that his people got.
(There are over a 100 Germans that got the Noble prize in their field, including the genius Albert Einstein. )

6. Iceland secretly still believes in magical Norwegian creatures and myths.

7. Canada gets on America's nerves by stating that he has the largest lakes than the whole world.
(Canada has about 3,000 to 4,000 lakes. They have the biggest lakes in the world)

8. Canada also likes to talk about how he is the most educated country in the world.
(Canada is the most educated country with 60% Canadians going to post secondary school. )

9. Russia loves to ride and collect tanks.
(Russia has the most tanks in the world with about 21,000)

10. Japan calls Ronald McDonald, Donald McDonald because he can't say the "r" sound.

11.Japan's people created "Fart Battles". He is still embarrassed.
("Fart Battles" was a popular art scroll in the Edo period. )

12. Spain, England, France, and Prussia all occasionally change their Facebook language to "pirate" just to be silly :-D.

13. America thinks he's smarter than himself because he's average but not really average cause he's an American but not. Either way, he thinks he's smart.
(Author- Chan's awesome headcannon)

14. America used to think that the Sun revolved around the Earth. England had the break the news to him.
(Tru story tho)

15. England loves the BBC version of Sherlock and even ships JohnLock.

16. America joined the "Rock, Paper, Scissors" league.

Okay this one I find hilarious:

Reincarnation in China is forbidden unless permission from the government.

Okay this is about it....
Tell me if you liked them.
Hope you like it and Happy Readings!
Be Happy!

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