(The second suggestion by nancydrew100, who gets her second virtual cookie! Well, I kinda put a spin on her original one, because the opportunity was too good to pass up!)
(A widdle, insignificant note to everyone else: I'm doing the suggestions from last to first to be fair, so repeating the same one over and over won't get it picked faster! XD)
Jeff deh Killer
You sat down and sneezed, reaching for the tissues a moment too late. D/N whimpered sympathetically and licked your toe like the strange little pooch he/she was.
"Ugh, what a day to get sick... At least I don't have classes or anythin-"
"Y/N! Guess what? You're babysitting Sally today!" Jeff announced, flinging the front door open. You flinched, positive that you'd locked it beforehand. Apparently not.
Your psychotic boyfriend excitedly ran into the lounge. He was practically bouncing up and down in bubbly delight.
"Isn't this great? You can teach her how to be a ninja or something!"
Not even D/N could figure out why he was so excited. Sally waved from the doorway and then looked awestruck at all the karate trophies.
"Wow, miss Y/N! You must've won a lot of tournaments!"
You smiled warmly, then broke out into another fit of sneezing, which Sally found to be hilarious.
Jeff enthusiastically wrapped his arm around your shoulders, grinning broadly.
"Well, I'll leave her in your capable hands, Y/N. If anyone needs me, I'll be in that pub at the end of the street!"
And before you could wrap your head around his clever little scheme, pun intended, he eagerly ran outside and disappeared into the night.
BEN Drowned... In W... Wa... Wate... Waterloo?!
You were watching a cooking program on T.V while petting Fluffy like an evil supervillain. The show was pretty good. Kids under the age of twelve were trying to impress the judges with their culinary skills.
"I wish I could be one of those judges... Those prawns look really good..."
BEN poked his head through the screen, causing it to ripple and distort your view of the aforementioned delicious prawns.
"Hey, Y/N! I was at F/N's house trying to steal her oven and then she gave me a message for you!"
"Okay," you shrugged, grabbing his pointy ears and yanking him out of the T.V, which left you free to continue gazing lovingly at the prawns.
BEN sat up and cleared his throat loudly. Then he opened his mouth and out came the sound of F/N's ticked off growl.
"Listen here, you damn blonde midget! Jeff was supposed to babysit Sally today but he decided to dump the responsibility on me and go out drinking instead. I've got a bad cold and I'm gonna end up getting her sick!"
You only started paying attention to him when the prawns disappeared and an advertisement for a vibrating lawnmower came up. ~ It'll gently massage the soil as it lovingly caresses plants from the ground, making it ideal for rich pricks who don't have time to take their garden to the spa! ~
"-Tell Y/N she has to take care of this girl for the evening or else I'll roundhouse your "fun-sized" little arse into next week and back, understood?!"
With that, BEN closed his mouth and stared at you intently with his adorable big eyes, which began to bleed. Sally peeked out from behind him, giggling shyly.
Dark Link~
You were snuggling up to Darkness in bed while a cold storm blew on outside. He was keeping you nestled in his warm embrace, dozing off to the sound of rain hitting the roof.
Then the ghost of C/N came flying through the window with an almighty crash, soaking wet and clutching a letter in his paws.
Dark Link shot up startled when the window broke, pulling you along with him. Neither of you were particularly pleased with the arrival of the bizarre cat.
C/N grumpily threw the letter in your direction, then stalked across the darkened room and jumped back out of the window's remains with a stolen umbrella.
Darkness gingerly peeled the envelope open and tried his best to decipher the message, reading aloud for your convenience.
This was the fastest way for me to contact you since the landline's busted because of BEN. Apparently, Jeff was supposed to take care of this little girl called Sally, but he did a bunk and left her with F/N.
Anyway, F/N sent her around to my place but it started raining and she got really bored. BEN decided to do a reenactment of a cooking show I was watching and the whole kitchen ended up in flames.
The good news is that the rain put out the fire. The bad news is that all this smoke isn't good for a child. So yeah... C/N's bringing her to you. Thanks X X X
"... Oh my."
Laughing Faraway Tree
In the middle of a rainy night, you and L.J were sitting in front of the T.V with a bowl of popcorn between you. It was playing the Teletubbies, which made for a pretty good horror movie.
You rested your head on his feathery shoulder and marvelled at how much it felt like a fluffy pillow. He noticed and smiled, patting your head delicately.
"Do you wanna turn in for the night, my sweet gummy bear?"
"Nah. You're just really comfy. Let's watch something even more horrifying... Like the Twilight saga!"
The monochrome clown was about to say something when the lights flicked on, blinding both of you with the sudden onslaught of light.
Before anyone knew what was happening, Sally was lying on the couch - lost in a peaceful sleep with her slightly singed brown hair fanning out all around her head.
While both of you turned around to stare in disbelieving puzzlement, Dark Link carefully slunk behind and disappeared through the T.V.
L.J exchanged a look with you, then shrugged and decided that taking care of the little girl would be a horror movie on its own.
"I'll just drop her off back at the mansion. Weirder stuff has happened."
"Er... Okay?"
At The Creepypasta Mansion...
Slenderman was just about to pop around to Jeff's girlfriend's house to pick up Sally when L.J appeared in a burst of candy, holding the snoozing girl in his arms.
"Hiya, Slendy! Just gonna tuck this little devil into bed!" He said cheerfully, walking off up the stairs.
The faceless creepypasta poked his head around the stairway as the clown left. Since he had no face, the only indicator of his bemusement was the erratic movement of his tentacles.
"How... Strange. I could've sworn it was Jeff who was going to- Oh never mind. I'm always getting Jeff and Jack mixed up..."
Slenderman went off to do creepypasta things. In other words, he was going to lock himself in his soundproof study to secretly rewatch the Twilight movies.
Since Smiley and Smirky were both fast asleep, there was nothing else noteworthy to mention except that Masky was cooking cheesecake in the kitchen throughout the wee hours of the morning.
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A/N: You say it's Saturday? Well, I say it's Tuesday, even though it really is Saturday. It's all about psychology. Besides, it'll be Tuesday in a couple of days so resistance is futile either way!
I'd like to talk about an important issue today that I feel absolutely needs to be addressed immediately.
...Did I catch your attention with that fictional sentence? Good. Now listen up to the real deal! I need to know what you found funny. Because those comments are awesome and make my day.
Heck, you guys are awesome and make my day! Kudos to all those extra-awesome people who checked out the Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios book of claire_fallen_angel! You know who you are!
Toodles!
~TheNightPhantom