The signs as cats:
Aries: the one who stealthily watches everyone and everything, tail slightly waving back and forth
Taurus: lays flat on stomach on coffee table receiving bickering from a clean-freak mom
Gemini: keeps hiding and crawls out at unnecessary times
Cancer: uses human face as claw toy
Leo: the one who sheds like hell and get hair on every article of clothing and furniture
Virgo: gets too friendly with guests and projectile pees everywhere
Libra: meows for attention, get attention, struts away like you open the place. oh wait, you already do
Scorpio: manages to sneak through the closing door as owners leave, they come back to find you half way up a tree, beady eyes on the blue jay bird
Sagittarius: walks in front of people causing them to trip
Capricorn: brings socks from laundry rooms and proceeds to play hockey with it on the kitchen floor. then it gets under the fridge and stuck, so it's time to get the owner's lacy underwear!
Aquarius: leaves the silent but deadly toots. watch as the siblings fight on who did it
Pisces: teams up with the other cat and dog to meow up plans on how to make a sneaky break-out of the house