Everything is Hetalia

By churros_and_scones

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WARNING THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE NORMAL. THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOU. This Book has: Headcannons Fa... More

Only an Ally
Random Star Wars
Love
Demon Twinkie
A Rekindling Brotherhood
Wishes, Wants, and Happiness
Happy Birthday
Hetalia Facts
Chains of Abandonment
Little Sister
Heartbeat
Italian Headcannon
Peace at Last
Random Dying
English Headcannon
Prussia Headcannons
Russia Headcannons
Hetalia Facts Pt TWO
Thank You
Russia Hates Me Now :-)
Amurican Interview
Denmark Headcannons
Just Watch The Game
Brozher Fun Zime!
Sadness
FaNsErViCe
Disbelief
I Connect To...
First Day
>:-( Spanish Class Sucks!
A Memory Long Since Past
Tumblr
Tell Me
Canadian Interview
Reunited Kisses
MY UNBIRTHDAY and THE RUSSIAN WAY
Coming Out Of The Closet
>:-( Spanish Class Sucks Part TWO!
Goodnight
My Joan
Randomness
China is My Aru.
NRP
I'm Back!!
A Story
Battle
Hetalia Headcannons
Tru Story Tho
Amurican songs
Ships
Hetalian Scenarios
Author-Chan's Theories
Followers
Confident
Halloween Party
Tags
Dia de Los Muertos
Prussia's Name and Lesbian Songs
I FORGOT AUSTRIA!!!
Thank You Pt. TWO!
Specials
Nation's Christmas Carols
Finland
Christmas Headcannons
French Christmas Shopping
Christmas KPOP
The Emotional Part
Christmas food.
Something Christmas-y
Japanese Christmas
Just Like Me
NEW BACKGROUND, NEW NAME
100 FOLLOWERS!
Nordic Texting
'O CHRISTMAS TREE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
Songs
Catty Names
Colors
Animals Headcannons
Too Expensive
ExCiTeD
CHRISTMAS EVE EVE
Christmas Eve
CHRISTMAS
DO DA DE DO
Fangirlism
Campfire Story Part 1
Campfire Story Part 2
Campfire Story Part 3
Campfire Story Part 4
Campfire Story Part 5
I Saw, I Conquered, I Lost
THANK YOU PART TWEE
A Waltz of Memories
Nordic 5's Brothership
Hetalia Facts Part THREE
A COOKIE MONSTA IS GREATEST MONSTA BECAUSE THE GRAPES OF A ROMAN. PASTA SEX UH
100 Chappie! Yay!
I'm shipping Puffin x Iceland
Iceland's Note
A Tear Rolled Down My Face
Apologies and No Forgiveness
Belarus' Note
Tags PART TWO!
SNEAK PEEK
KPOP, SNOW, AND HERE
Le I don't Know
I Ship Some Weird Stuff
First Thoughts
First Thoughts On New Characters
IT IS TIME!
Confusion
HETALIA HEADCANNONS
The Meaning of The Names
Banana
DARK HETALIA HEADCANNONS
Fun Facts About Author-Chan's Hetalia-ism
React
You Guys Are Fast
You Guys Are Fast Part Two
I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD UPDATE AGAIN
KPOP DANCE PARTY
FIRST LOSER
Class
Le Opinions
MIND BLOWN...I DON'T EVEN KNOW...THANK YOU @BAKEDBEANFART FOR SHOWING ME THIS
MY HUMOR IS SO FUNNY
Story Time
Obsessions
Jobs
HETALIA FACTS PART FOUR
My Contest
Not Going to Last
What Did The Dead Man Whisper?
The Feels
Hetalian Quiz
A Break From My Break
Sad Hetalia Headcannons
Q&A
WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!!??
Oh Everything is Happening in This Chapter
Cold
The Hetalian Musical
@BakedBeanFart
Feedback
BOB THE BUILDER IS IN A SECRET RELATIONSHIP WITH DORA. MY CHILDHOOD IS A LIE:(
Hungary's Cooking Show
ROMANO'S INTERVIEW
Recommendation
Author-Chan's Personal Headcannons
Hetalia Nations as Teenagers
DO THE SQUIGGLY DANCE!
20K? I OFFICIALLY DIED XD
Still given me the feelz
The War That Changed The World
Bloop of Bloops
PRUSSIA'S INTERVIEW
FRANCE'S INTERVIEW
With My Two Hands
THERE'S A LOT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!
YAOI
Death Interrupted Us
Dunno Anymore
I'm just a bloopie.
CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
Chihuahua
Questions
Sorry
CHINA'S INTERVIEW
30K
Hetalian Puns 101
What Makes A Hero
The Life of an Italian
If The Weave Fits
Author-Chan's Confessions
My Plans and Shiz
For The First Time
Happy Shopping Trip
Tagged Bruh
A Short Chapter Because I Am Too Tired To Actually Write One
Hetalia Headcannons PART WHATEVER!
Shippies
20 Facts About Me
BRAIN EXPLOSION
HETALIA PART 5
What You Guys Have Done For Me
Birthday Present
Dream Person
Not Deserving
Life is Great
Contest 2.0
Rude
Only an Enemy
Chains of Abandonment: Brothers
Completed
Thank You
Yo Bishes, THIS IS SERIOUS
BOOKS!

England Headcannons

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By churros_and_scones

Iggy is here!!!! (I-G-G-Y my name in gold.)
Okay fifty headcannons coming up. This is all mine, if you want to use them, credit meh! Some of these are sad and some are sarcastically funny.
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1. Am I a hypocrite? I feel like I can be.

2. Your problems are yours. I wil only help when you become my problem.

3. Um, it's called tough love, mate.

4. I'm a warrior, so I will knock you down. However, I am also a gentleman, so I will help you up.

5. Magic is real. You just got to believe.

6. I will never admit this out loud, but I am proud of my colonies.

7. Everybody knows that I'm one of the most impressive nations in war.

8. I am too sophisticated and proper for your silly, little, games.

9. You are telling the idiot what to do? That means you're a fool as well.

10. I have to move on....

11. My dream was to make myself important to history.

12. Ha! Who's laughing now?! Hmph, not you.

13. I'm not cynical. I'm just pointing out the flaws!

13. You have such a great talent of pointing out the obvious!!!

14. I have tried to make friends but they all ignore me. I should just give up....

15. It really does hurt, when people insult my cooking.

16. I know that you need me to be strong, but I just can't do it anymore.

17. I gave you my word. And I plan to keep it.

18. No promises, but I'll try. For you.

19. I used to love rain. Now I'm bored of it.

20. I'm weak!?? Then, you obviously don't know me.

21. Violence is the only way to peace. Unfortunately.

22. Unlike some countries, I have my head on right.

23. I will fight! Even if I have to kill my own blood.

24. Don't underestimate me. You'll regret it.

25. I work better alone, anyways!

26. I can't....I can't do it! Why must this happen?

27. Fight me with honor and prove your worth!

28. The fire in me shall never be extinguished.

29. I will follow my path. To the end.

30. I understand why you did that. Nonetheless, I can not forgive you for what you've done.

31. What is happening!? This war has poisoned us all!

32. This dawn is too quiet. I don't like it.

33. Achieve your goal. And then reward yourself with a drink!

34. Logic, reason, and common sense are all important in this world.

35. It's sad that mortals tend to just see the surface.

36. I am lonely.

37. I am more merciful than you think.

38. I try not to think about it, but I do regret the horrid things I've done.

39. Aren't we all ignorant?

40. I may not have the fancy lights or the romantic atmosphere, but I do have a strong government and army. Ha!

41. When I succeeded, I celebrate with some ale.

42. I love Halloween! Especially, the movies!

43. This place is full of wankers!

44. I can't believe I used to want to be like France! I must have been a stupid child.

45. I know that I can seem emotionless, but I don't know any other way to say 'I love you'

46. I won't say it, but i'm glad that I you saved me.

47. Almost there! Just a few more steps.

48. I am proud of what i've made.

49. Hard work and determination can get you far.

50. I am only scared of one thing. And that's losing my loved ones.

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Ello', mate! Kekekeke. Anyways, comment, vote, read, and BE BRITISH!
Hope you like it and Happy Readings!

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