Everything is Hetalia

By churros_and_scones

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WARNING THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE NORMAL. THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOU. This Book has: Headcannons Fa... More

Only an Ally
Random Star Wars
Love
A Rekindling Brotherhood
Wishes, Wants, and Happiness
Happy Birthday
Hetalia Facts
Chains of Abandonment
Little Sister
Heartbeat
Italian Headcannon
Peace at Last
Random Dying
English Headcannon
Prussia Headcannons
Russia Headcannons
Hetalia Facts Pt TWO
Thank You
Russia Hates Me Now :-)
Amurican Interview
Denmark Headcannons
Just Watch The Game
Brozher Fun Zime!
Sadness
FaNsErViCe
Disbelief
I Connect To...
First Day
England Headcannons
>:-( Spanish Class Sucks!
A Memory Long Since Past
Tumblr
Tell Me
Canadian Interview
Reunited Kisses
MY UNBIRTHDAY and THE RUSSIAN WAY
Coming Out Of The Closet
>:-( Spanish Class Sucks Part TWO!
Goodnight
My Joan
Randomness
China is My Aru.
NRP
I'm Back!!
A Story
Battle
Hetalia Headcannons
Tru Story Tho
Amurican songs
Ships
Hetalian Scenarios
Author-Chan's Theories
Followers
Confident
Halloween Party
Tags
Dia de Los Muertos
Prussia's Name and Lesbian Songs
I FORGOT AUSTRIA!!!
Thank You Pt. TWO!
Specials
Nation's Christmas Carols
Finland
Christmas Headcannons
French Christmas Shopping
Christmas KPOP
The Emotional Part
Christmas food.
Something Christmas-y
Japanese Christmas
Just Like Me
NEW BACKGROUND, NEW NAME
100 FOLLOWERS!
Nordic Texting
'O CHRISTMAS TREE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
Songs
Catty Names
Colors
Animals Headcannons
Too Expensive
ExCiTeD
CHRISTMAS EVE EVE
Christmas Eve
CHRISTMAS
DO DA DE DO
Fangirlism
Campfire Story Part 1
Campfire Story Part 2
Campfire Story Part 3
Campfire Story Part 4
Campfire Story Part 5
I Saw, I Conquered, I Lost
THANK YOU PART TWEE
A Waltz of Memories
Nordic 5's Brothership
Hetalia Facts Part THREE
A COOKIE MONSTA IS GREATEST MONSTA BECAUSE THE GRAPES OF A ROMAN. PASTA SEX UH
100 Chappie! Yay!
I'm shipping Puffin x Iceland
Iceland's Note
A Tear Rolled Down My Face
Apologies and No Forgiveness
Belarus' Note
Tags PART TWO!
SNEAK PEEK
KPOP, SNOW, AND HERE
Le I don't Know
I Ship Some Weird Stuff
First Thoughts
First Thoughts On New Characters
IT IS TIME!
Confusion
HETALIA HEADCANNONS
The Meaning of The Names
Banana
DARK HETALIA HEADCANNONS
Fun Facts About Author-Chan's Hetalia-ism
React
You Guys Are Fast
You Guys Are Fast Part Two
I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD UPDATE AGAIN
KPOP DANCE PARTY
FIRST LOSER
Class
Le Opinions
MIND BLOWN...I DON'T EVEN KNOW...THANK YOU @BAKEDBEANFART FOR SHOWING ME THIS
MY HUMOR IS SO FUNNY
Story Time
Obsessions
Jobs
HETALIA FACTS PART FOUR
My Contest
Not Going to Last
What Did The Dead Man Whisper?
The Feels
Hetalian Quiz
A Break From My Break
Sad Hetalia Headcannons
Q&A
WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!!??
Oh Everything is Happening in This Chapter
Cold
The Hetalian Musical
@BakedBeanFart
Feedback
BOB THE BUILDER IS IN A SECRET RELATIONSHIP WITH DORA. MY CHILDHOOD IS A LIE:(
Hungary's Cooking Show
ROMANO'S INTERVIEW
Recommendation
Author-Chan's Personal Headcannons
Hetalia Nations as Teenagers
DO THE SQUIGGLY DANCE!
20K? I OFFICIALLY DIED XD
Still given me the feelz
The War That Changed The World
Bloop of Bloops
PRUSSIA'S INTERVIEW
FRANCE'S INTERVIEW
With My Two Hands
THERE'S A LOT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!
YAOI
Death Interrupted Us
Dunno Anymore
I'm just a bloopie.
CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
Chihuahua
Questions
Sorry
CHINA'S INTERVIEW
30K
Hetalian Puns 101
What Makes A Hero
The Life of an Italian
If The Weave Fits
Author-Chan's Confessions
My Plans and Shiz
For The First Time
Happy Shopping Trip
Tagged Bruh
A Short Chapter Because I Am Too Tired To Actually Write One
Hetalia Headcannons PART WHATEVER!
Shippies
20 Facts About Me
BRAIN EXPLOSION
HETALIA PART 5
What You Guys Have Done For Me
Birthday Present
Dream Person
Not Deserving
Life is Great
Contest 2.0
Rude
Only an Enemy
Chains of Abandonment: Brothers
Completed
Thank You
Yo Bishes, THIS IS SERIOUS
BOOKS!

Demon Twinkie

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By churros_and_scones

This was privately requested. I decided to do it because I'm so nice and I have no social life :-) It's a short story.
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"So, Canada, I heard that you are good at hockey," I said to my twinkie. "Yeah, yeah, I-i am p-pretty well a-at it," he modestly whispered. "I-i did invent it a-after all." He seemed a bit intimidated. 'My vocabulary can be a bit too much to handle' I grabbed my burger and ate a chunk of it. 'So good, so beautiful. My little angel. Mmm mmm good! Ronald McDonald doesn't lie!' "-Merica" I snapped out of my daze. "Huh?" I scanned the restaurant. 'Where's Canada?' "America?" I brightened. "Canada, you're back! Where were you?" Canada frowned. "I was here the whole time," he whispered. I laughed. "Stop playing with me!" If it was possible, Canada's frown deepened. He opened his mouth but I began to talk. "Anyways, I wanted to challenge you to a hockey game," I said, stuffing hamburgers in my mouth. His face looked perplexed. "Really? What's the catch?" I smirked. "There is no catch." "America, the only time you talk to me is when you need something. " My smirk got wider and his frown got deeper. "No catch? " I grinned. "No catch....unless, you want one?" I asked confidently. This time he smirked. I shifted uncomfortably. 'He's smirking!' "Actually, let's do that!" He said at a normal tone.
"Okay, erm, if you lose....you have to run around your capital, naked," I stated energetically. He nodded. "And if you lose, you have to kiss...England," he responded knowingly. I choked on my burger. "W-what? No way!" He shrugged. "Okay, I didn't know you were a coward. I thought you stronger than that," he taunted casually. I narrowed my eyes. "Fine! I win, you have to run naked. If you win, I-i k-kiss..." "You kiss England," Canada finished for me. I stiffly nodded my head. Canada got up. "Let's get to the rink." Soon, he walked away. I gulped. 'What did I just get myself into?'
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"Ugh!" I grunted, getting slammed into the wall. I pushed myself back and started racing Canada to get the puck. 'I can let him get that!' Unfortunately, Canada got there first. Surprisingly, he's extremely fast and agile. He harshly hit the puck and it flew straight into the goal. The buzzer went off. I looked at the board. Canada: 10 America: 5

'He crushed me' The buzzer stopped and Canada skated to me. "And the crowd goes wild! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Hahahaha," Canda shouted, stretching out his arms and grinning. After a while, he neared me. "Congrats, bro," I said, disappointed. "Thank you. That was a tough game, eh?" I let out a jokingly huff. "Not for you! You fight like a demon!" He laughed and we skated to the rink's entrance. "Hey, remember the bet?" asked Canada. We got to a bench and began to take our skates off. "Oh...yeah, about that...." I mumbled while scratching the back of my neck. "You have to do it," Canada stated calmly. "Canada-" "Nope" "But-" "La, la, la, can't hear you," Canada sang, plugging his ears and skipping away. I let out a long, tired sigh. 'You are a demon, on and off the hockey rink'
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"Meeting dismissed!" shouted Germany. He got up and left, with Italy trailing behind. I let out a breath. 'You can do this, murica! You're awesome. It's just a bet. It'll be fine!' I released my fist and got up from my chair. I speed-walked to England's direction. He was putting away paperwork in his folder while France casually talked to him, drinking some wine. I inhaled and exhaled, determined to get it over with. I nervously got behind him and gave him a small kiss on the cheek. "A-america?" England asked confusingly, dropping his paperwork to the ground. On the other hand, France did a spit-take, spraying both England and me with French wine. They both looked at me with shock. "Erm, I gotta go," I said quickly and rushed out before they could chase me. Once, I knew they were not following me, I slide down a wall. 'All that because of a demon named Canada'
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I am awesome! I did three chapters today! Anyway, I did F.A.C.E. family cause it's been requested mutiple times. I actually was going to do it in Canada's perspective but I have a special chapter just for him. And it didn't make sense to put it in France or England's P.O.V. unless I started where I left off.
Anyways, This is UsUk. (Yes I made it official) it can also be slight FrUk cause why not?
This is my first chapter in this book where I actually did a ship.
(Honestly, I don't fully ship them. I see them as brothers. And I see France and England as frenemies. I am kind of mediocre when it comes to these parings. However, every once in awhile, I will read/plan a FrUk or a UsUk fan fiction. So I like it a bit)
Sooooo, this was fun to make. I might make another chapter about a paring.
(DenNor, PruCan, RomBul, RoChu, the options are varied! But I might do the first one. Hint, hint)
Hope you like it and Happy Readings!
P.S. Should I do another paring? Also, You guys are the best!

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