Everything is Hetalia

By churros_and_scones

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WARNING THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE NORMAL. THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOU. This Book has: Headcannons Fa... More

Only an Ally
Random Star Wars
Love
Demon Twinkie
A Rekindling Brotherhood
Wishes, Wants, and Happiness
Happy Birthday
Hetalia Facts
Chains of Abandonment
Little Sister
Heartbeat
Peace at Last
Random Dying
English Headcannon
Prussia Headcannons
Russia Headcannons
Hetalia Facts Pt TWO
Thank You
Russia Hates Me Now :-)
Amurican Interview
Denmark Headcannons
Just Watch The Game
Brozher Fun Zime!
Sadness
FaNsErViCe
Disbelief
I Connect To...
First Day
England Headcannons
>:-( Spanish Class Sucks!
A Memory Long Since Past
Tumblr
Tell Me
Canadian Interview
Reunited Kisses
MY UNBIRTHDAY and THE RUSSIAN WAY
Coming Out Of The Closet
>:-( Spanish Class Sucks Part TWO!
Goodnight
My Joan
Randomness
China is My Aru.
NRP
I'm Back!!
A Story
Battle
Hetalia Headcannons
Tru Story Tho
Amurican songs
Ships
Hetalian Scenarios
Author-Chan's Theories
Followers
Confident
Halloween Party
Tags
Dia de Los Muertos
Prussia's Name and Lesbian Songs
I FORGOT AUSTRIA!!!
Thank You Pt. TWO!
Specials
Nation's Christmas Carols
Finland
Christmas Headcannons
French Christmas Shopping
Christmas KPOP
The Emotional Part
Christmas food.
Something Christmas-y
Japanese Christmas
Just Like Me
NEW BACKGROUND, NEW NAME
100 FOLLOWERS!
Nordic Texting
'O CHRISTMAS TREE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.
Songs
Catty Names
Colors
Animals Headcannons
Too Expensive
ExCiTeD
CHRISTMAS EVE EVE
Christmas Eve
CHRISTMAS
DO DA DE DO
Fangirlism
Campfire Story Part 1
Campfire Story Part 2
Campfire Story Part 3
Campfire Story Part 4
Campfire Story Part 5
I Saw, I Conquered, I Lost
THANK YOU PART TWEE
A Waltz of Memories
Nordic 5's Brothership
Hetalia Facts Part THREE
A COOKIE MONSTA IS GREATEST MONSTA BECAUSE THE GRAPES OF A ROMAN. PASTA SEX UH
100 Chappie! Yay!
I'm shipping Puffin x Iceland
Iceland's Note
A Tear Rolled Down My Face
Apologies and No Forgiveness
Belarus' Note
Tags PART TWO!
SNEAK PEEK
KPOP, SNOW, AND HERE
Le I don't Know
I Ship Some Weird Stuff
First Thoughts
First Thoughts On New Characters
IT IS TIME!
Confusion
HETALIA HEADCANNONS
The Meaning of The Names
Banana
DARK HETALIA HEADCANNONS
Fun Facts About Author-Chan's Hetalia-ism
React
You Guys Are Fast
You Guys Are Fast Part Two
I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD UPDATE AGAIN
KPOP DANCE PARTY
FIRST LOSER
Class
Le Opinions
MIND BLOWN...I DON'T EVEN KNOW...THANK YOU @BAKEDBEANFART FOR SHOWING ME THIS
MY HUMOR IS SO FUNNY
Story Time
Obsessions
Jobs
HETALIA FACTS PART FOUR
My Contest
Not Going to Last
What Did The Dead Man Whisper?
The Feels
Hetalian Quiz
A Break From My Break
Sad Hetalia Headcannons
Q&A
WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!!??
Oh Everything is Happening in This Chapter
Cold
The Hetalian Musical
@BakedBeanFart
Feedback
BOB THE BUILDER IS IN A SECRET RELATIONSHIP WITH DORA. MY CHILDHOOD IS A LIE:(
Hungary's Cooking Show
ROMANO'S INTERVIEW
Recommendation
Author-Chan's Personal Headcannons
Hetalia Nations as Teenagers
DO THE SQUIGGLY DANCE!
20K? I OFFICIALLY DIED XD
Still given me the feelz
The War That Changed The World
Bloop of Bloops
PRUSSIA'S INTERVIEW
FRANCE'S INTERVIEW
With My Two Hands
THERE'S A LOT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!
YAOI
Death Interrupted Us
Dunno Anymore
I'm just a bloopie.
CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
Chihuahua
Questions
Sorry
CHINA'S INTERVIEW
30K
Hetalian Puns 101
What Makes A Hero
The Life of an Italian
If The Weave Fits
Author-Chan's Confessions
My Plans and Shiz
For The First Time
Happy Shopping Trip
Tagged Bruh
A Short Chapter Because I Am Too Tired To Actually Write One
Hetalia Headcannons PART WHATEVER!
Shippies
20 Facts About Me
BRAIN EXPLOSION
HETALIA PART 5
What You Guys Have Done For Me
Birthday Present
Dream Person
Not Deserving
Life is Great
Contest 2.0
Rude
Only an Enemy
Chains of Abandonment: Brothers
Completed
Thank You
Yo Bishes, THIS IS SERIOUS
BOOKS!

Italian Headcannon

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By churros_and_scones

Hey just imagine Romano and Italy being the type of siblings to do annoying things just to annoy each other....

Italy: *opens fridge door*
Hey, Roma? Where's all the pasta.

Romano: *in the other room, finishing off the pasta* I don't know.

Italy: *Walks into the room and sees the almost empty pasta bowl* Romano! Why did you eat my pasta?

Romano: What the crapola are you saying! I didn't eat the dang pasta!
*slurps pasta noodles obviously*

Italy: Romano! I can see you eat it! Give it back! *grabs bowl* There is nothing in there! Romano!!

Romano: What the... I didn't eat anything!
*crosses arms*

Italy: *drops bowl* Yes you did.

Romano: No, I didn't.

Italy:Yes, you did.

Romano: No, I didn't!

Italy: Yes

Romano: No

Italy: Yes

Romano: No

Italy: Yes

Romano: No

Italy: Yes

Romano: No

Italy: Yeeeessss

Romano: Nooooooo

Italy: No

Romano: No

Italy: Pasta! I thought that would work!

Romano: Hmhp >:-(

Italy: ROMANO!!!

Romano: Fiinnnee!!!! I ate the pasta!

Italy: I KNEW IT!!

Romano: I also ate all the tomatoes. *smirks and sticks out tongue*

Italy:......Get out of my room, you monster!

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Romano: *sticks out tongue at Italy and makes irritating noises*

Italy: Can you STOP! *swats Romano away *

Romano: Blahhhh! Bluuu! BLEEEEEPPP!!!!

Italy: Stop, I'm trying to do my work!

Romano:Bleep

Italy: Stop!

Romano: Boooooopp!

Italy: Stop

Romano:Bluuuuuhhhh!

Italy: STOP!

Romano:BLAHHHHH!

Italy: *grabs briefcase and hits Romano in the face with it*

Romano: *silent*

Italy: *puts briefcase down* R-romano? Bro-brother!

Romano: :-|*still silent*

Italy: :-| *also silent*

Romano: ........BLEEP!
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Romano: Feli, why is my room covered in potatoes?

Italy: Because it annoys you :-D :-P
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Romano: *talking to Spain*

Italy: Spain, he likes yooouuu!!! Now go make tomato babies!

Spain: :-O

Germany: :-O

Germany's Dogs: :-O <woof>

Romano: BROTHER!!!

Italy: Hehehehehe *starts running*

Romano: ARGHHH! *chases Italy*

Germany: Uhhhh

Spain: Well, shucks. *giggles and blushes*
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Italy: *in mafia outfit* I didn't chose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

Romano: *scoffs* Ya right.

Italy: Well, it's true! >:-(

Romano: Feli, you're scared of the dark.

Italy: >:-(

Romano:What a thug you are.....* shakes head disapointedly*

Italy: .....

Romano: .......

Italy: You're just jelly! *flips hair fabulously*
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Romano: I want some wine! *gets wine cup thingy* Where's the wine?!

Italy: Uh-oh! *turns around with wine pouring into the cup*

Romano: FELI!

Italy: Ve, relax, we can share. *passes the wine to Romano*

Romano: *grabs the wine and smiles* Thank you. *Pours wine* Huh? Nothing is coming out??...

Italy: Oh... that's strange....

Romano: Feli, what did you do to it!?

Italy: Uhhh... I drank it. DURH! *Slaps Romano in the face and walks out the room*

Romano: *in the other room* I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
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Author: How would you kill each other.

Italy: ........

Romano: .........

Author: Aww! You do love each other! You wouldn't kill each other! <3

Romano: Huh? Oh no, I was trying to think about the most painful death for him

Italy: Si, I'm thinking of stabbing you.

Romano: Nah, I would tear off your nails one by one. And rip off your face and give it to Germany's dogs. And I would keep your eyes and ears as souvenirs *in a creepy voice*

Author: :-O

Italy: OH MY GOSH!

Author: ........

Italy: I WAS THINKING OF THAT TOO!!!

Romano and Italy: AWWWW, YOU'RE A GREAT BROTHER! *hugs each other before shuddering and scooting away*

Author: You guys need to go to family counseling.
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Hey guys, did ya like it? I did. I actually based this off real events that happened to me with my siblings. This made me laugh. Anyway, this is just a funny headcannon I "made" up. I mean, I didn't make it- make it because all siblings fight.
Spain, Gemany and Author: Hope you like it and Happy Readings!

Author: Hey Spain, Germany, can I have a tomato and potato? (Hey that rhymes)

Germany and Spain: Sure *gives me ma food!*

Thank you!! BEEEEPPP!
:-P

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