The morning song blasted on speakers waking all housemates. Except the two love birds snuggled up with each other under a single duvet like they are "Do Jaan, Ek Jism" (so yes, you have read the title correctly). They can do both, they can be two bodies, one soul also they can be two souls in one body.
Then Sid woke up half-heartedly and broke the contact with Shehnaaz carefully to not hurt her or to not wake her up as she was still sleeping because of the effect of her meds. He went to the washroom area to complete his morning chorus. Who would say, that 3 weeks back he was a smoking addict and now he doesn't even remember that he used to smoke, first thing in the morning. He smiled at his thought.
Sid (in mind)- Kya jadoo hai tera Moti mein bhul bhi gaya hu ki kabhi mein bhaagta tha dusre taraf taaki koi aur na chale jaye merese pehle. Ek cigarette toh must tha subha uthte saath. What have you done my baby?
Asim- Bro smoking room khali hai if you want to use it
Sid- hmm
Paras- Ab Sid acha baccha ho gaya hai wo ye sab gande harqatein nahi karta
Sid- Right right
Maheera- Ye Sana ab tak kyu so rahi hai ab kukdu ku bajega mera sarr phatega wo uss awaaz se
Paras- Haen wo abhi tak kaise so sakti hai? Mein jaa raha hu uthane
Sid- Ae Ae Paras ruk usko doctors instruction hai ki wo der tak so sakti hai
Maheera- Ye badhia hai bhaishab ab hum bhi chot lagaa lete hai chal Paras taaki hum bhi der tak so sake
Paras- Bakwaas sab draame
Maheera- Chal naa chot lagaa na (in her cute irritating tone)
They went away leaving a frustrated Sid inside the washroom area. Who was now pissed off of the whole scene.
Sid- Abhi bol raha tha ki nahi zarurat sutta ki aur ye log aake dimaag phaad diye. Sana so rahi hai mein ek le kar aajata hu. Aake naha lunga nahi jaan payegi. Par wo sab jaan jaati hai yaar aur jaan maardegi meri agar usko bhanak tak lag gayi toh
Vishal- Kya itne gehre vichaar m ho Sidharth?
Sid- Vishal Sana uth gayi kya?
Vishal- Nahi so rahi thi mein gaya tha dekhne ki kuch chahiye kya usko par wo soyi huyi thi.
Sid- OK OK...agar wo uthe toh please mere bhai usse bolna mein workout kr rha hu thik hai?
Viishal- Smoking room lekin khali nahi hai mere bhai
Sid- Abhi toh Asim bola khali tha. Mein jaata hu tu please dekh lena Sana ko
As soon as Sidharth sneaked out towards the garden area Vishal smiled at their cute gestures.
Vishal- Ek ko darr hai ki dusra uska kiya hua kaand pakad na le. Dusre ko darr hai ki kisi baat pe wo ruth gaya toh wo manega nahi. Inka yehi chalta rehta hai
Arti- Sana kabhi kabhi bahut overbearing ho jaati hai yaar abhi wo uska personal matter hai na? Smoking karna ya na karna usme v bolna hai
Vishal- Arre toh galat kya bol rahi hai Sana? Uska jo v hai Sidharth ke saath wo toh uske bhalayi ke liye bol rahi hai na.
Rashmi- Tu Madhurima ko miss kar raha hai na?
Vishal- Haha...khane m kya hai...oh shit Sana uth gayi aur Shukla ji avi tak shyd smoking room m hai.
Rashmi- Mein jaa rahi usse bataa dungi
Vishal- Matt karo na yaar Rashmi Sidharth aapko nahi bolke gaye hai na toh kyu beech m aa rahi ho
Rashmi- Ye ghar khareeda hua hai kya tum dono ne meine sun li ab meri marzi mein jo v karu
Arti- Aur wese v wo tereko manaa karke gaya hai humein nahi
Vishal- kya maza aata hai tumlogon ko unn dono ko rota bichadta dekh kar
Arti- Nautanki hai bas Sana ke aur kuch nahi. Jab dekho nautanki karti rahegi kuch serious nahi hota unka
Vishal- Tum log ya toh andhe ho ya toh nasamaz aur bewakoof jo tumhe nahi dikhta
Rashmi- Haan chal chal Ab zyada Maasi mat ban
Vishal- Rashmi mein akhri baar keh raha hu wo word se matt bula mujhe wo bas Sana bulaati hai masti m mein usko mazze m hi leke chod deta hu
Rashmi- Nahi bolungi mere bhai (joining both her hands) mereko koi shauk nahi hai subhe subhe ladhne ka uss Khadoos se
Vishal (slowly while walking towards Sana)- Chahiye toh tumhe wahi ki bhasad mache aur usme Sidharth ho
Sana- Kya hogaya subhe subhe kyu ladh rahe ho
Vishal- Arre kuch nahi bakwaas kar rahe hai ye log aur kuch nahi. Uthegi tu?
Sana- Ye kahan gaya hai
Vishal- Shukla ji aj subha subha workout kar rahe hai
Sana- Chal na mazaak matt kar (she yawned and lifted her hands up in the air)
Vishal- Haha kyu nahi maan rahi batana zara?
Sana- Ek toh Chai abhi tak chadhi v nahi hai shyd aur wo bina chai aur uske mele m bichde dost se mile kahan apna din shuru karta hai?
Vishal- Mele m bichde dost kon?
Sana- Cigarette meri sautan
Vishal laughed hysterically and that made Sana laugh too but she felt the pain in her ribs all over again
Sana- Ye dard kab khatam hoga yaar. Maasi thoda madad karde uthne m
Vishal held her both wrists and gently pulled up to sit down, in that process Sana felt a lot of pain but didn't show it to Vishal.
Sana (in mind)- Ye khoteya aur dard karaa diya mera. Sidharth tu kahan hai yaar...ruk tu aaj teri khair nahi
Vishal- Washroom tak chod du?
Sana- Haan.
Then they moved towards the washroom area and suddenly Shefali came from the opposite direction.
Shefali- Shehnaaz?
Sana- hmm
Shefali- I am sorry. Meine intentionally nahi kiya tha
Sana- Sorry ka thik hai par intentionally nahi kiya tha matt bol meine tereko uss time bahut baar bola...chod koi na...jo hogaya hai ab uski kya baat karna
She then didn't listen to anything she said afterwards.
Vishal- Tu maaf v kardi?
Sana- Teri team ke liye khel rhi thi tujhe toh khush hona chahiye be
Vishal- Nahi ese nahi chahiye tha mujhe
Sana- Chalo koi baat nahi humara v din ayega...par tab hum nochenge nahi.
Rashmi- Kaisi hai Sana
Sana- Abhi v hai yaar dard
Rashmi- doctor dikha aa ek baar aur. BB Sana ko doctors bula do please usse pain ho raha hai
Sana- Thanks yaar tum dono ko. Vishal Sidharth agar puche ki mein kahan hoon toh matt batana bolna tujhe nahi pata kab mein uthke aa gayi hu
Vishal- Mein phass jaunga yaar tum dono ke beech m
Sana- Matlab?
Vishal- Nahi nahi kuch nahi
Rashmi laughed looking at Vishal and Vishal was terrified as he was now stuck between the upcoming banter of the cutest duo.
Rashmi- "toh kyu beech m aa rahi ho" (she mimicked his dialogue that he said to her in a funny way) Ab kon beech m hai?
Vishal- Marr gaya mein
Sid came towards the living area still tiptoeing and careful.
Sid (Whispering)- Arti....ARTI
Arti- Aap mujhe bula rahe ho?
Sid- Abe kabhi toh bina bakwaas kiye jawaab de diya kar. Vishal kahan hai
Arti- Duty kar raha hai Bedroom wali
Sidharth went towards the bedroom area still looking here there, like he had robbed a bank.
Sid- Vishal...Sana kahan gayi? Kab uthi wo?
Vishal tried not to meet his eyes with Sidharth and tried keeping himself busy and replying
Vishal- Wo...wo mein jab yahan aya duty karne wo Sana uthgayi thi
Sid- Khudse uth gayi? Kaise par? Han?
Vishal- Kya pata Rashmi ne help ki hogi...
Exactly at that time, Rashmi entered the bedroom area
Vishal (mumbling to himself)- Bhagwaan kyu maar rahe ho meri yaar
Sid- Rashmi Sana ko tune uthaya kya. Kahan hai wo?
Rashmi- Mujhe nahi pata Vishal ko puch
Sid- Ye kya chal raha hai. Koi sahi se batayega.
Rashmi hurriedly took her water bottle and rushed outside controlling her laughter. Vishal wanted to go out but Sidharth was standing just there wondering how she got up all by herself. To answer his questions, Sana came out of the washroom area using a towel on her hair, brushing them to dry. She was walking slowly, he was about to ran towards her when Vishal said.
Vishal (sneakily, keeping his back towards Sana)- Sidharth aap nahaye nahi ho. Wo jaan jayegi.
Sid- Oh Shit. Rashmi (he called out)
Rashmi- Kya hai?
In this, Sana also turned around from Sid to look at Rashmi and SId was signalling rashmi to call Sana towards her.
Rashmi- Kya bol raha hai
Sid- wo wo mein bol raha tha ki (pointed towards Sana and asked Rashmi again to call her towards drawing area)
Rashmi (finally gets it)- Oh....haan Sana Chai piyegi tu? Aja saath banate hai
Sana hid a smile because she saw Sid's actions through the front mirror in the kitchen area, so she moved out without looking at Sid and Sid then huffed in relief when suddenly she said,
Sana- Jaa naha le kuch pata nahi chalega kisiko
Sid was bewildered listening to her and everyone else started laughing frantically
Sid- Vishal tune
Vishal- Bhai meine kuch nahi kiya yaar usko sab pehle hi malum tha
Sid- tu ruk tu mein aake batata hu.
Sana didn't even look at him and went to make tea with Rashmi. Sid rushed towards the washroom, took a bath and came out in just 15 minutes. He didn't find Sana around and his mood got low as his enthusiasm bursts and he was worried now.
Sid- Ab Sana kahan gayi yaar?
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