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"What? You gonna blame the fact that youre an alien?"
"What?"
Alien.... The word echos through my ears... Ive had such a long day... I- I- Im-Im sick...... And tired...... Of being called a FUCKING ALIEN!!!
"Look Tweek why dont we- GAH!!"
I grab him and choke the living ꉣꌚꀗꂦ out of him!!! Hes an ASSHOLE AN ASS HE KEEPS CALLING ME THAT SHIT IM SO- AARRHHHHHHGGG
"DONT. CALL. ME. A ꉣꌚꀗꂦ ALIEN!!!" I squeeze his neck as hard as I can I dont even care if he dies right now im so PISSED.
I feel Craig trying to wiggle out of my grip. Hes stupid if he thinks ill just let him go after this hes such an ꂦꀗ im so MAD
"TWEEEEEEEEEGGHHH!!!!" Hes choking. Good. The air is leaving his stupid human lungs.
I shake him. "TAKE IT BACK" I cant stop im gonna go insane!!!! "OR ILL KILL YOU, YOU ꉣꌚꀗꂦ ꂦꀗ"
As I shake him he flips us over and makes me let go. "Ack!" He grabs my wrists and hold them over my head. How...DARE HE STOP ME FROM-
"GYAHHHH LEMME GO SO I CAN KILL YOU!!"
He talks in his stupid no emotion voice. "Tweek you need to calm down. We were talking so great before..."
Oh- OH AHAH- "NO WE WERENT YOU WERENT EVEN LISTENING TO MEEEEE!!!" I try to get out of his grip. Why is he STRONG?!
He tightens his grip... "Im sorry okay! I promise to listen if you actually make the long story short!"
I pause. The story... I did say.... Oh....
"I-I did say that didnt I..? And then... I told a very long story..... Sorry...." I apologize. That mustve been a annoying.....
"Its okay. Youre um... Youre good. I guess im sorry for calling you an alien-" Yeahhh I cut him off.
"Again."
"Yes. Again-"
"For the 7846300th time."
"....I-"
"Yes. Ive been counting."
I cant help laughing. He laughs too. Its not funny at all. Infact I really wanna be mad at him and... Almost kill him but.. Hes Craig. Somehow he... Always.. He hasnt let go yet.....
"Craig... Youre still holding me down....." Instead of letting me go he leans closer to my face... I feel my own grow hotter.. Why.... "Craig.... Youre..."
He gets close enough to kiss me... Then he actually does. He puts his human lips on my Noran ones.... When we separate we just stare at eachother... His face is all pink.... Is that how humans blush? Its... Different. I-I should...
"Craig...?" That was all I could really get out... Why did he do that?! I want something.... But how do I ask!? I dont even know why he even- I cant- I want- I.... I... "Do it again.."
I want him to put his lips on mine again.... It was so different so... So nice.... Ive never felt that way kissing another Noran before... Isnt this what you do with... A boyfriend..? Wait... Hes not doing anything..... Thats it ill do it myself then. Hes just staring at me sorta... What was that human word..? Dumbfounded.
Because hes all distracted I manage to break free of his hold on my wrists. I have no idea why im doing this! "I dont know how to do this but if you wont... I will......"
I grab his face and pull it down onto my own. I slip in my tongue not really sure how human kissing works...
He flinches but then he swirls his tongue around mine. It feels so weird... So n-new and-
"Mph... Mm.."
Thats also new.. Ive never made those noises before. I like this too much and I dont even know what it is... I feel him slide his hand up my shirt. Its too much im gonna-
Wait a minute.
This is the step before fucking. We've kissed and now we're gonna fuck?! FUCKING IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE.
I open my eyes. His open too. We slowly separate and keep going until we hit either side of Craigs walls. Hes all different.... Ive never seen Craig like this before. His hairs all messy and his face is all red and his eyes are all wide... Oh god....
"Nghhhhhhh- GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I couldnt take it anymore I had to get out of there! I run into the bathroom and lock the door behind me, trying to catch my breath. I look down and my tail (or whats left of it) is still wagging! I try to stop it, spinning around in circles and such. When I finally catch it, I look up into the mirror.
Craigs hat is still on my head... I really dont wanna give it back. Ill have to use my ꌚꍩ꒻ to duplicate it. Wait.. I look at my antennas that are sticking out. Theyre clear..? Theyve never looked like this before... Ive only ever heard about this..... The meaning... The feeling....
Pleasure.
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"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"