Aria: Hey, Spidey.
Angel: sup toots
Aria: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Angel: idk to get to the other side?
Aria: To get to the idiot's house.
Angel: uh ok idgi
Aria: Knock knock.
Angel: who's there?
Aria: The chicken ☺️
Angel: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT-
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Aria: Hi Al...
Alastor: Yes?
Aria: I'm in trouble with Vaggie.
Alastor: Heavens, what did you do this time?
Aria: You see, she pointed at me with a ruler and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler.
Alastor: And?
Aria: I... asked... which end.
Alastor: * wHeEZe *
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Aria: WHAT
Angel: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ITALIAN CHEF THAT DIED :(((
Aria: NO WHY
Angel: he pasta away
Aria: i fucking hate you
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Velvette: Hey bitch
Aria: Thanks for calling me a bitch. Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful :)
Velvette: ok wtf-
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Aria: What's your superpower, Husk?
Husk: My superpower?
Aria: Yeah.
Husk: I can look you dead in the face while you're talking and not hear a word you said.
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Charlie: Do you ever smell the upsexy in the Hotel or is it just me?
Vaggie: Smell the what?
Charlie: Upsexy.
Vaggie: What is that?
Charlie: What?
Vaggie: What the hell is that.
Charlie: What are you asking me?
Vaggie: What's upsexy?
Charlie: Nothing much, you? ;)
Vaggie: ...
Charlie: ...
Vaggie: BABE-
Vaggie: I'm doing great, hot stuff~
Aria & Angel: gAy-
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Aria: Al what is the opposite of always?
Alastor: Never
Aria: What's the opposite of coming?
Alastor: Going
Aria: What's the opposite of from?
Alastor: To
Aria: What's the opposite of take?
Alastor: Give
Aria: What's the opposite of me?
Alastor: You
Aria: What's the opposite of down?
Alastor: Up.
Alastor: What is the meaning of these nonsensical questions, my dear?
Aria: Put it all together.
Alastor: ... you're grounded.
Aria: waiT WHAT NOOOOO-
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Aria: Cherri? You know everything about me, right?
Cherri: Of course, what's up?
Aria: What's my favorite animal?
Cherri: Uhhh
Aria: CHERRI BOMB REALLY????
Cherri: Shut up bitch im thinking
Cherri: A watermelon
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this is so random help me-