(Nischa fans rejoice, this one's for you guys :3)
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Mischa: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Noel: Yes?
Mischa: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Noel: Fuck.
Mischa: It's gonna be a fun week!
Noel: I'm going to Constance's house.
Mischa: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
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Noel: Can you cut me some slack, Mischa? I’m sort of in love.
Mischa: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Noel: I’m in love with you.
Mischa: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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Noel: Two bros!
Mischa: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Noel and Mischa, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
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Mischa: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Noel: It was autocorrect.
Mischa: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please make out with me"?
Noel: Yes.
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Mischa: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Ocean: Did Noel say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Mischa: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
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Mischa: I didn't drink that much last night.
Ricky: You were flirting with Noel.
Mischa: So what? They're my partner.
Ricky: You asked if he was single, and then you cried when they said they weren't.
Mischa: Fucking damn it.
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Constance: You need a hobby.
Noel: I have a hobby!
Constance: Fawning over Mischa isn’t a hobby.
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Noel: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Mischa: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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Penny: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Ricky: *looks over at Noel and Mischa*
Ricky: Is it “sexual tension”?
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Ricky: And now for a gay update with Noel and Mischa.
Noel: Getting gayer.
Ricky: Thank you, Noel.
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Noel: Stop doing that.
Mischa: Stop doing what?
Noel: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.