-A small break, Just some... Wholesomeness(maybe idk)...-
*Ring Ring Rin*-
The alarm was cut off by Achilles who let out a groan as he turned it off. Patroclus on the other hand let out a yawn as he slowly sat up from their bed, "Bro... We gotta get ready for school..." Patroclus mumbled as he shook Achilles' sleeping body, to which he responded with a groan. Patroclus shrugged and slowly got out of bed. He started stretching to get his body ready for the day.
"Meow." he could hear the soft meows of their cat, he walked up to the door and opened it. "Oh hey, there lil' bro!" Patroclus grinned as he picked up their cat named 'Treadmill'. Patroclus named him, he soon started leaving kisses on Treadmill as he walked outside their bedroom and headed straight to the kitchen. The other two cats, Protein and Luke soon walked up to him. "Good morning." he greeted the two other cats.
Now, reader, you are probably wondering... Who the fuck gave these poor cats the names Protein and Treadmill? Well Patroclus did... His reason was that Protein was a chubby girl and Treadmill was a fast boy that liked to run around the apartment. Thankfully, Luke was named after Achilles, his reason for that name was because he had beautiful eyes and was such a sweet cat.
Before he cooked breakfast, he made sure to give the cats some food. Patroclus gently set Protein down on the floor. The three cats watched him as he got their food ready. Protein soon got impatient and walked up to Patroclus, her claws pressed against his calves as she tried to climb him. Letting out an endless amount of whini- meowing, basically telling him to hurry up. Patroclus only laughed, "You're gonna have to be patient Protein!" he commented.
As soon as he set the food bowls down, they rushed to eat. He watched them with a wide smile. "Oh! I should cook breakfast too for my bro." Patroclus mumbled as he soon got to cooking, what was he cooking? Pancakes. It was easy and delicious, perfect for the morning.
As he was cooking the pancakes, he couldn't help but take small bites of the already-cooked pancakes that were set aside on a plate. Every time this man cooks, he chops down on it without a single thought. But it's okay, let him cook, he knows what he's doing... Even if he eats it before it could arrive on the table...
After cooking the pancakes, he placed them on a plate and set it on the table, he also didn't forget to get the milk ready. "Should wake up my bro now since breakfast is ready." He commented. Patroclus headed inside their room again and shook Achilles' sleeping body. "Bro, wake up bro. Or else we'll be late! Ugh... Just the thought of getting scolded by Mr. Kibutsuji makes a shiver down my spine..." He added, the last sentence having a hint of fear. As soon as Achilles heard 'Mr. Kibutsuji' comes out of Patroclus' mouth, his eyes shot open.
"I SWEAR TO GOD WE WEREN'T LATE MR. KIBUTSUJ- Oh... You were just waking me up bro... Phew..." Achilles let out a sigh of relief. Just an utter of Muzan's name has their minds going into panic mode. Patroclus gave Achilles a kiss on the cheek, "Come on bro I cooked breakfast." Achilles grumbled and soon got out of bed.
Achilles soon sat down on the table while Patroclus followed, Achilles watched the cats eating before taking a bite of his pancake. Patroclus on the other hand was already scarfing down the pancakes. "Oh right! Bro, we need to look for Y/n!" Achilles spoke out, Patroclus had a confused look on his face, "Hat fore? (What for?)" he asked, he was speaking while his mouth was filled with pancakes. "For the adoption papers of our cats! We need it for their vaccination and shit bro remember?" he replied while Patroclus nodded.
"Vait, I hed zhe ishn't in schoul jhou vro? (Wait, I heard she isn't in school though bro?)" Patroclus commented, Achilles shrugged "Dunno if that's real bro, we'll just have to see for ourselves later bro." he replied. Patroclus only nodded. After breakfast, Achilles headed to the bathroom to shower while Patroclus washed the dishes.
After the two of them finished getting ready for school, they were about to head outside their apartment but Achilles noticed Patroclus' tie being a mess. "Bro, you should fix your tie properly." he commented, Patroclus shrugged, "I don't know how to bro." he replied. It was always like this, Achilles' uniform is always neat while Patroclus' is the complete opposite.
They soon left their apartment and started walking to school. "Ugh... Fuck bro, I didn't review for today's quiz..." Patroclus sighed, "It's okay bro, you can copy my answers." Achilles replied, looking proud. "But bro...! What if we get caught?? We'll get sent to sir Muzan's office for cheating...?!" Patroclus mouth hung open in disbelief at his suggestion. "It's okay bro, because I'm going to be in trouble with you bro..." Achilles replied. Patroclus gasped and started to tear up, "Bro..." he mumbled in disbelief. Achilles opened his arms, "Bro...!" he replied, Patroclus rushed to his arms. "WE ARE RIDE OR DIE BRO!!!" They both shouted as tears rolled down their cheek.
"What the fuck are they doing...?" a student who was heading to school asked, "Ignore them, they're always like that." her friend whispered back. "They're going to be late if they don't hurry up." the student whispered back to her friend.
-Time Skip-
"Alright, you little shi- basta- fuck... Whatever, you dumb gremlins, Sir Muzan, Sir Akaza, and Sir Kokushibo are absent today alright? So I'm gonna be your substitute math teacher for now." Gyutarou spoke out, "Woah... is that why we weren't scolded for being late bro?" Patroclus whispered to Achilles, "I think so bro, that's a good thing though. I hope he's absent every day." they both snickered.
"You dumbasses at the back, I will put you in detention if you don't keep quiet!" Gyutarou glared at the two of them, and they quickly shut up. Gyutarou soon let out a deep sigh, "I don't get paid enough for this shitty job..." He sighed. He soon started writing the exponent rules of basic calculus.
"Alright, listen up losers. If 'm' and 'n' are positive integers and 'a' is a real number then this is the formula." Gyutarou soon wrote down a formula, Achilles' eyebrow furrowed because it was the wrong formula. He soon raised his hand, "That's the formula, you get it? Good, we're moving on to the next one." Gyutarou spoke out, not bothering to set an example for the students to get it properly.
He noticed Achilles raising his hand but he decided to ignore him. "Sir Gyutarou!" he called out his name, Gyutarou let out a deep sigh and looked at him, "What?" he replied. Achilles raised his index finger, "Uhhmm... Actually, the formula is incorrect. It's not a^m ÷ a^n, it's actually a^m x a^n = a^m+n. I just wanted to correct the formula because I don't want my bro to use the incorrect formula and fail." he replied.
Gyutarou slowly blinked his eyes with the most unamused facial expression plastered on his face. "Okay nerdy pants, thanks for correcting me. Now sit down. God... If you wore glasses you would've looked exactly like the nerd emoji." he replied as he corrected the formula he wrote, mumbling the last sentence.
Achilles soon sat down, looking happy and proud. Patroclus looked at him in awe, "Bro, you're so smart! I never even noticed that!" he complimented him. "Heh, don't worry bro, I didn't notice it at first too." Achilles replied.
-Time Skip-
"Hmm... you really think she would be here in the garden bro?" Patroclus asked Achilles, "Yeah bro, trust me, I heard that she was always here after school." Achilles reassured his boyfriend. "We just need to ask her about that police officer bro... I wonder what his workout routine is..." Achilles added, his mind getting occupied with Yoriichi's muscles and abs. "Bro! We should definitely ask him!" Patroclus excitedly spoke out, wanting to get a body like Yoriichi.
"Hmm... Doesn't seem like she's here too bro..." Achilles commented as they looked around the second garden of the school. They soon notice Douma in the distance, "Oh! We should ask sir Douma if he saw her bro." Patroclus suggested as he pointed at Douma. The two of them walked towards Douma.
Douma's eyes widened as he watched something from a distance. "...So no one succeeded huh... Well, that's no fun..." he mumbled.
"Sir Douma!" Achilles called out his name, and he soon turned to face them. "Oh, hello!" Douma smiled as he greeted them, "Uhh, we just wanna ask if you've seen Y/n anywhere?" Patroclus asked, "Hmm... Y/n...? Oh! Well... That's funny because she won't be coming back." Douma replied, Patroclus and Achilles looked at each other, confused. "Oh, sorry. I meant that she won't be back in school anytime soon so it's not worth the time to go looking for her, she's having some... Hmm... Private matters that I can't say." Douma replied.
"Oh... Uhh... Okay sir Douma, thank you." Achilles thanked him, grabbed Patroclus and soon left with him. They both headed to the back of the school, "Well... What do we do now bro?" Patroclus asked, Achilles shrugged. "We should just go home bro, oh! Or maybe we can just go to the police station ourselves, hold on bro lemme look up the directions." Achilles whipped out his phone and started searching for directions as to where the Police Station could be.
Achilles' eyes were glued to his phone as he turned away from Patroclus, trying to see if he was getting the directions right. "Huh... Looks like we're gonna have to look through different stations bro." he commented, he soon turned back to Patroclus. He was confused when Patroclus wasn't behind him.
"Bro...?" he called out for him, no response. "Bro?? If this is some prank it isn't funny bro." Achilles added, frantically looking around for Patroclus. "Bro...!" he shouted, his voice having a hint of desperation.
"PATROCLUS THIS ISN'T FUNNY!" He shouted, finally calling his name to show that he was serious. His breath hitched as he started panicking, what the hell was happening?? Why did it seem like Patroclus disappeared out of thin air?! "Patroclus! Patroclus!" He shouted his name.
*Thud*
"Fuck..." he mumbled as tears start to well up his eyes, he tripped and his body was now on the ground. "Patroclus! Patroclus!" he frantically called out his name as his vision slowly faded to black.
-[REDACTED]-
Achilles let out a loud gasp as he woke up, "Ugh..." he groaned. He slowly sat up as he yawned, "BRO!! THERE YOU ARE-" Patroclus was cut off by the librarian who harshly shushed him. "Sorry..." Patroclus meekly apologized. Patroclus soon walked up to Achilles. "You just finished taking a nap bro??" he asked, Achilles nodded. 'Feels weird... It feels like I was hurt or sad about something in my dream but I can't even remember what I dreamt about...' Achilles thought.
"...You okay bro? You seem... shaken up." Patroclus asked, worried. "I'm fine bro, I'm just feeling under the weather." Achilles replied, his eyes soon wandering towards a girl. "Who's that bro? She seems close to... Uhh... Who is that again? Giyuu?" Achilles asked, "Hm? Oh! I heard her name is Y/n." Patroclus replied.
Achilles stared at her for a moment, it felt like he had some sort of connection with her but he couldn't put his finger as to what or why... He hasn't even met her after all. He soon feels Patroclus' arm around his shoulder, "Bro! We should totally go to the arcade after class bro." Patroclus grinned as he suggested that they go to the arcade.
Achilles decided to brush off the weird feeling and focus on Patroclus as he started yapping about the video games they should play.
"Heh, we should totally go take a picture in the photobooth bro." Achilles suggested, "Yo... You wanna take pictures together with me bro...? I mean... I don't think the pictures would look good because of me bro." Patroclus seemed touched, "Of course bro! Why would I not? Besides you're the hottest guy I ever met bro." Achilles replied confidently. "Bro..." Patroclus eyes started to water, "Bro..." Achilles looked at Patroclus in the eyes. "WE'RE BROS FOREVER!!!" They shouted as they hugged each other tightly. "SSHHH....!!!" The librarian glared at the two. "Sorry..." they both said at the same time.