Social Media
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• Modern!Levi very scarcely uses social media platforms. He prefers to stick to text.
• And even then, he only texts when necessary.
• If it weren't for his job and his small group of friends, he might have even forgotten to take his phone with him when leaving the house.
• One night when hanging out with Erwin and Hange at the former's house, a drunken Hange had managed to convince an equally drunken Levi to lend them his phone.
• Expect the look of confusion on Levi's face the next day when he checks his phone and sees a plethora of new apps downloaded on his phone.
• After much pestering from Hange, Levi finally made a FabeBook and Instagram account.
• "No no no...You need SnapChat! Twitter! Tiktok!"
• "Those all sound juvenile."
• His profiles are disappointingly blank. Just his name. No pfp, no bio, no posts, and no liked posts on his timelines.
• He somehow gets 300 followers???
• He only follows his closest friends, so under 10 people.
• Hange steals his phone sometimes to use his account to like their most recent posts.
• Levi pretends to not notice.
• Eventually, he warms up to the idea of being able to check in on his friends via their posts, and gets encouraged to add a pfp of his own.
• It may or may not be a slightly blurry selfie of his bored face.
• He's constantly tagged in posts by Hange, Erwin, Eren, Isabel, Petra, and Oulo whenever he's in the background of their selfies and other photos.
• He only ever commented on a post once, and it was to say "wtf is this" to one of Hange's many posts.
• I headcannon that he both is a dry texter and texts like a dad.
• "You coming to the party tonight?" -Jean
• "👍"
• You free to come help me out this evening?" -Eren
• "Sure thing sport."
• Also frequently leaves texts on "seen" and "delivered."
• Sasha and Connie convinced him to download SnapChat in order to send him all the filtered pictures they'd taken of him at his place of work.
• Levi secretly saved them.
• Has ever only used text-to-speech once. He hated it.
• "Send Eyebrows a damn message. I'll be there by 5pm. Okay, send. What- Why didn't it send? I'm driving I can't- Oi, get the fuck out of the left lane if you're gonna go 5 under the speed limit! Shitty drivers...Oi, Siri? Siri, quit texting my fucking words and sand the damn message."
• He needs help but he's trying.