Mischa: Noel, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Noel, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.
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Ricky: May luck (and this picture of Constance eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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Noel: What are you two arguing about this time?
Mischa: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!
Ricky: Cry me a table, Mischa.
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*Ricky falls over*
Penny: Ricky! Are you alright?
Ricky: Is that you, God?
Penny: What?
Ricky: It's just, you sound a lot more like Penny than I expected.
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Mischa: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*
Ocean: What are you making?
Mischa: A mistake.
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Mischa: Noel and I are no longer friends.
Noel: Mischa, that's a horrible way of saying we're dating.
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Ricky: My hobbies include reading, more reading, and punching people who won't let me read.
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Noel: Mischa is like an oven.
Constance: Please elaborate.
Noel: Hot, and he roasts me.
Constance: Oh. Then Ocean is like an oven too.
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Ricky: Hey, can you guys help me with this crossword? I need an 8-letter word for disappointment.
Noel: Ocean.
Ocean: Dude!!
Ricky: Noel, that's not 8 letters.
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Ricky: *opens a door for Penny* After you.
Penny: No, after you.
Ricky: No, afte-
Mischa, shoving past them: After ME.
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Mischa: We can make it work! We're like Romeo and Juliet!
Noel: It doesn't work out for Romeo and Juliet. The play ends in a tragic double suicide.
Mischa: Does it? Why do people like it so much?