"No cause as me tell yuh 'bout lap dance, all of a sudden, yuh know how fih dance. Now yahh come tell mih 'bout lap dance, if yuh neva wahh do the video, yuh coulda just say dat." I hiss and walk pass him. Kiss mih teeth.
"Shadia, no bother with the foolishness." He pulls me back.
"Me ready." He hiss.
"Ahh."
Dawg shit.
Continuation...
Walking to his car, I hear him hiss.
I side eye him, roll my eyes and hiss.
"Cho bomboclaat." He mumbles, slamming the passenger door that he opened for me to go in. Him a mad?
I jump and take a step back. Suppose him did make the door lick mih?
"The attitude fah, bredda?" I turn and look behind me. Me him a talk to?
He chuckles humorlessly.
"Shadia, a you me a talk to." He says solemnly.
"Nuhn." I shrug. "Never know me did have an attitude." I roll my eyes.
"Fix up dat before yuh go innah the car cause me honestly no know wah this fah. Yahh exasperate me." I hiss.
"Can open the door now?" I say about two minutes after. Me ready fih gahh mih yard.
He looks down at me for a little while then open the door.
"Thanks." I mumble. Doubt him even hear, but mih no care.
I hiss as I sit in the passenger seat.
We are now halfway to my house. We haven't said a word to each-other since we left his house, the only sound you could hear in the vehicle is the music that he's playing.
I roll my eyes at him as he bobs his head to Rygin King, Therapy.
"Evil me a pree, fada help me!" He sings. I side eye him and bite my lip, trying to hold in my laugh. Why me wahh laugh though?
"Right now me feel like a terrorist," I laugh out.
The man gi me a yiy dehh.
"Fuck yahh grin off yuh teeth fah?" He hiss. "Kunk me wahh kunk yuh innah dah big farrid dehh." Nossah!
I snicker and roll my eyes.
"Bet mih run dhiss bomboclaat ova gully." He glance at me then back at the road. Nossah, him a sniff?
"Bet." Suppose him dweet fi real?
If me dead, me go haunt him.
He swings off the road.
A wah dih bo—
"Yahh edyat!?" My eyes widen as I grip onto the—
He skids the car again and apply more force to the gas pedal.
"Gio!" My grip tightens. Fada God, wah this me go put mihself innah?
"Gio, stop nuhh!" My voice cracks. A neva me senn yuh go dweet!
He looks at me a press down on the gas pedal.
V6 pann ihh toll road!
Why him a look pahh me? Him think a fast and furious this?
Jesus Christ me ago dead!
What a lucky thing say the road kinda lonely today, cause me woulda dead long time.
Hearing the horn of a truck, I scream.
"Gio!" He looks up and swing the car on the next side of the road, missing the truck by an inch. Literally.
After him swing over the next lane, him stop drive like a 9 lives we a have.
I let out a breath and old my heart.
Thank God mih no dead.
Real.
I look over at him as I sob. If I had a gun just now, me swear me woulda shot him. Cause what the hell was that for?
I hold down my head as I try to catch my breath. Feel like me go have a panic attack.
My chest tightens as I try to breathe.
"Shadia," That's the last thing I heard before everything went dark.
• • •
Cho rassclaat, look how mih go kill off Ashley pickney.
I park the car, turn to her and shake her twice.
"Shadia." She doesn't respond.
"Babe!" She doesn't respond. Yuh see wah fuckry cause!?
"Dawg—" I run my hand over my face.
Trying again, she still doesn't budge.
Fuck!
Starring the vehicle, I speed off.
Jezaz! White teez innah bimma!
Dah sumn yah no go suck it madda?
Mins later and I'm and my aunty's private hospital.
I close my door and head around to my side and lift her up. Shadia heavy yuh fuck.
Lifting her in bridal style, I walk inside.
"Good aft—" Every-time man come yah, she wahh innah chattingz wit' man. Like she no see say annuh time fih dhiss, mwee murda har right now just fih say "Fe".
Right now mih wahh bomb up dah whull earth yah.
"Mih wahh see mih aunty." She hurriedly picks up the phone.
"Good day ma'am, your nephew's here to see you." The receptionist says.
"You can send him in." I hear my aunt's voice through the speakers.
Yuh nuhh fraid?
Fraid yuh fuck! Mih heart a beat fast yuh fuck, dawg.
I walk as fast as I could to her office.
"Vanni—" She stops when she realize that I have Shadia in my hands.
She rushes over to me.
"Wah happen, Vanni!?" She runs to get a bed at the other side of the room.
"Aunty, me no know, she just pass out," I place her on the bed.
"Wah yuh mean she just pass out, wah yuh do, Giovanni!?" I look away.
"We did have wahh likkle edyat argument and me did drive hard, me see say she did a have wahh panic attack so me slow down, next thing me a call her and a shake her and she nahh respond." Guilt fih nyam up yuh bomboclaat.
"Mih tiad a tell yuh—"
"Aunty, annuh time fih a lecture, just look pann har no!" Even though me nahh show it right now, ihh feel like me ago mad right now.
Bawl yuh go cry?
Dah pussy yah no shut up?
"V—"
"It's ok, Ms. Wright, I very much fine." She giggles. I turn and look at her, she rolls her eyes.
"Shadia a cyah—"
"Yup. Mih did actually pass out fih real, me did feel when yuh shake me but then me say...why not mash up him medz?" She smiles, aunty laughs.
I hiss.
"Dhat no funny, uute." I walk out the room.
Minutes later, she and aunty cones out laughing.
"Dhat will teach yuh sumn." Aunty laughs. "She's fine by the way, but yuh cyah make yuh emotions get the best a yuh everytime, Vanni. Yuh coulda kill her." Aunty says, I nod.
"Bredda no do dhat again." I hiss as I start the car.
She doesn't respond. Dhiss ago stay wit' yuh fieva.
"Yuh good?" I turn to her.
"Mmhm." She hums.
I hiss.
"Yuh want sumn fih eat or yuh good same-way?" I watch as a smile appears on he face, then quickly disappear.
"Me good." Annuh me yahh try spite baby, a yuhself.
"Oh." I drive out.
Ago go a Burger King same way, cause me know she want it.
Pulling up into the drive-thru, I waited until it's my turn to order.
I look over at Shadia on her phone and shake my head.
A fuckry dat she do innuh, dawg.
Suppose she did dead fih real? Mih pussyclaat.
Swear mih did a mad silently since day, if a dat did gwaan, wah the fuck me woulda do?
Jah know.
I hiss.
Make big man almost bawl like a baby.
A fuckry cause all a dhiss innuh, one TikTok pussyclaat video.
Annuh like say me never wahh the video, mih did willing fih dweet before she mention lap dance, me did actually a dweet before she mention bout lap dance. Me admit say me neva did a put in no effort at first, yes, but me still did a do it.
Did affi work hard fih wah me want, anyways. Me did want the lap dance, so me work towards ihh, me put in the effort.
A still no wahh big of a deal, still no worth reaching yasso.
Such is life stillz.
Real.
After placing our order about 3mins ago, me finally get the food. Mih hungry, yuh fuck.
"Here." I hand Shadia the combo that I ordered for her.
"Thanks." She mumbles and take it from my hands. I rest the cup holder with our drinks beside me and out.
Moments later, I pull up to her house. I watch as she wrap up back the burger that she was eating and put it back into the Burger King bag.
As soon as she finished, she tries to open the door, but I closed it.
"Please don't bother with the foolishness." She hiss.
"Yahh gwaan so fah?" She fih glad say me even a try, dawg cause when me act nonchalant, me a the bad guy.
"See me a gwaan no way? Just please open the door so me can go to me mother." She hiss.
Ahh, mad.
Without responding, I open the door. As soon as she hears the 'click' sound, she opens the door and exit the vehicle.
I wait until she inside, then I speed off.
Cyah take fuckry, me too dark fih dhiss.
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Gio bipolo😭.