50 ways to say goodbye:
Aries: Car drove off a cliff
Taurus: House fire
Gemini: Aircraft fail
Cancer: Car accident
Leo: Met a shark underwater
Virgo: Drowning
Libra: Slept while suntanning
Scorpio: Fell in a cement mixer
Sagittarius: Heart attack
Capricorn: Suicide
Aquarius: Was dinner to a lion
Pisces: Knife to the heart