Aries: rants to everyone
Taurus: movie marathon
Gemini: doesn't give a fuck
Cancer: cries a fucking river
Leo: pretends not to care
Virgo: binge eats a shit ton
Libra: rebounds asap
Scorpio: drinks
Sagittarius: pretends to give a fuck but really doesn't
Capricorn: listens to really loud music for 5 hours
Aquarius: hits on strangers
Pisces: denies being rejected