cancer:guys we're doomed we are all going to die *starts to cry and runs to scorpio for comfort*
taurus:I NEED FOOD
virgo:taurus is right we need to find a water source and a place to stay for tonight libra please can u start a fire
aries:ill go find food this is so fun its an adventure! *runs off*
libra:i dont want to get up can you do it
scorpio:you are all idiots
gemini:scorpio you read my mind im gonna go. good luck you guys!! *walks off*
aquarius:*follows gemini*
capricorn:who are we going to eat first
taurus:FOOOD
virgo:its okay taurus aries should be back soon
pisces:well idk virgo its getting kind of dark what if aries doesnt come back oh my god what if they got abducted by aliens
leo:pisces would u stfu
pisces:*starts to cry and runs to scorpio for comfort*
sagittarius:guys everyone is so pessimistic look on the bright side we have each other
leo:bye bitches im gonna go find myself a frappuccino *sassy walk off*
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is basically a book of the zodiac signs and what their personalities are like with humor. Enjoy! If you don't have a sense of humor to understand sarcasm and jokes in a few of these, then this book isn't for you lmao some of these comments {all...
